Surprised it took this long for him to get a mention. Stubbed a cigar out in a youth players eye at a club party...
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2393278/Barton-stubbed-cigar-in-players-eye.html
Who are the greatest villains football has ever seen? Candidates for this gen': Suárez and Ramos
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2393278/Barton-stubbed-cigar-in-players-eye.html
I'm not above admitting that where Veltman a Feyenoord player I would probably at least somewhat applaud his thuggery. It's as you say, when they play for you, you love them, if not, you hate them. Currently at Feyenoord we have Steven Berghuis who can be an absolute twat at times and for all his sportsmanship and eloquence RVP is still prone to losing his head when the going gets tough sometimes. I don't think Veltman is on the level of Suarez by the way, just to be clear
Veltman seems like a nice enough guy outside the pitch.@Henrik Larsson
That's a good one, I loved that one too by the way. Goes to show I dislike Ronaldo more than Veltman. Ola Toivonen, yes ukh, that was a massive tit as well. From current PSV I don't exactly love Lozano, to put it mildly.
He's done that loads the bellend
The Glazers
Who was the prat that was rolling around on the floor like he'd had both his legs broken with his hands on his face and you saw him open his hands briefly to see where the ref was and then began rolling again?
Suarez for me without any hesitation. Odious prick.
Busquets/ David luiz
David Luiz and Busquets.
Not worthy of the thread in totality but Rivaldo did have his horrific moment of being hit with a ball on his leg and in turn clutching his face as if he was hit with a bazooka point blank.
Yeah, there are many cnuts who played the game but on the field none comes close to Suarez.
Bellamy probably also deserves a brief mention.
They'd be close to the top of my cheat wanker list then. Turds. Can't look past Suarez/Costa though right?
For me Suarez is on the level of his own, like Messi is god of Football, Suarez is god of cnuts.
Zlatan? He comes across as a bully. I think I just read an article the other day about him being a dick to some guy in the opposing team.
Costa by a mile. Suarez can be a dirty cheating feck sometimes, and Ramos can be too when needed, but Costa will go on to the pitch and intentionally be an abusive cnut to everyone, all game long. That's his game plan for every game and every opponent.
Saurez boasts a longer rap sheet and a broader portfolio of shithousery. But he too had a purpose - driven by an absolute will to win - and will do whatever it takes to make sure that happens.
Thinking about it though, there are a few different kinds of shithouses:
- The violent shithouse - Kevin Muscat is probably the best example, having carried out multiple leg-breaking challenges in his career, and used that as a threat to impose himself on his opposition number.
- The calculated and cunning shithouse - plenty of candidates from the current generation (Ramos, Busquets, Costa and others), covering both diving and the sneaky off-the-ball dig/wind-up. Stellar past examples include Materazzi and Gentile.
- The dubious character shithouse - loyal and committed on the park, bereft of integrity off it. See Terry, Giggs.
- The selfish shithouse - out for himself, bears overblown grudges, and happy to feck his team over if his ego gets too hurt. See Emmanuel Adebayor and Joey Barton.
- The panto villain shithouse - dedicated to his own team and revels in acting the twat to wind up the opposition support. Best current examples - Ashley Barnes and Scott Brown.
Considering the fact that the opponent has just deliberately fouled his teammate to kill an attack I wouldn't consider what he did to be that bad.
Don't know about that, but he did bully Van der Vaart when they were teammates at Ajax. Does that count? This and all these sweet Suarez memories remind me of another funny story with Suarez. I think it was the summer of 2010 when Ajax contracted Mounir El Hamdaoui. It was quite a big deal at the time, a few years earlier he became topscorer and champions of the Dutch league with AZ, and he was considered as one of the best strikers of the Eredivisie. The first time he enterred the dressing room he asked where his spot was. Suarez jokingly pointed to the toilet.
They never became friends after that incident
Didn't Mido also throw a pair of scissors in Zlatan's face or something during that period?
Robbie Savage is/was a good panto villain.
Vinnie Jones.
Arsenal used to hate RVN.
Utd used to hate Viera.
Balotelli?
Arsenal used to hate RVN.
Utd used to hate Viera.
Balotelli?
Suarez is despicable and a clear #1 for me. Only if it emerges there's a player of similar ethics and turns out to be a pedophile or a murderer could there be worse than him IMO.
I hate Liverpool and laughed at his antics but it really sums him up the way he acted in that game. No respect or a second thought about the cheating, the trying to get players booked or worse and his general antics over the course of the game. I think it's fine to celebrate against your ex-team but he seemed to deliberately go overboard which was poor taste but for him par for the course. I think what's worse about the Liverpool stuff is that they were willing to become (more of) a laughing stock in defending him and totally embarrassing themselves with the t-shirts and the campaigns only for him to feck off once a better team gave a sniff. That's low, low class.
I hate Liverpool and laughed at his antics but it really sums him up the way he acted in that game. No respect or a second thought about the cheating, the trying to get players booked or worse and his general antics over the course of the game. I think it's fine to celebrate against your ex-team but he seemed to deliberately go overboard which was poor taste but for him par for the course. I think what's worse about the Liverpool stuff is that they were willing to become (more of) a laughing stock in defending him and totally embarrassing themselves with the t-shirts and the campaigns only for him to feck off once a better team gave a sniff. That's low, low class.
Pepe, Busquets, Ramos, Suarez & Dele Alli.
Feck the lot of them.
Feck the lot of them.
All I know is the game needs them. Would be boring without that spice.
That is incredible. You can be racist, kick players, bite players, be the worst diver in the history of the league, be just a horrible player and be a god and worshiped but celebrate a semi-final goal and you are the worst. Brilliant.
Half the Italians from the 70s and 80s.
Wimbledon with Wise, Jones, Fashanu et al.
Wimbledon with Wise, Jones, Fashanu et al.
Neymar
Pepe
Luis Suarez
Zidane
Keane
Maradona
Cantona
Roberto Rojas
Liverpool fans
Italian National Team
José Sanfilippo
Pepe
Luis Suarez
Zidane
Keane
Maradona
Cantona
Roberto Rojas
Liverpool fans
Italian National Team
José Sanfilippo
Herrera is pretty c&@tish.
But he’s our c&@t
But he’s our c&@t
Nobody pokes people in the eye quite as well as him.
Half of Southern Europe and South America.
Speaking of rolling.
Neymar.
EDIT: As for diving, check out the last two in this little list. That Tomasson dive...
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Just going off the players from my lifetime (started watching in 1990 when I was 5) this is my FC cnut XI : -
Valdes
Dani Alves
Ramos
Terry
Pepe
Jordi Alba
Busquets
Barton
Neymar
Suarez
Salah
Bench: Cheilini, Materazzi, Thatcher Van Bommell, Effenberg, Costa, Di Maria
Hard time with the GK - Lehman was a massive prick or could have been easy to go to a default option which would be a Liverpool goalie but Valdes was annoying. Always mouthing off and running distances to complain and try to influence ref's.
Valdes
Dani Alves
Ramos
Terry
Pepe
Jordi Alba
Busquets
Barton
Neymar
Suarez
Salah
Bench: Cheilini, Materazzi, Thatcher Van Bommell, Effenberg, Costa, Di Maria
Hard time with the GK - Lehman was a massive prick or could have been easy to go to a default option which would be a Liverpool goalie but Valdes was annoying. Always mouthing off and running distances to complain and try to influence ref's.
It has to be Suarez - Racism, horror tackles, Liverpool legend (perhaps not anymore 
) and cannibalism cannot be topped.
The guy is pure evil, the ultimate villain.
) and cannibalism cannot be topped. The guy is pure evil, the ultimate villain.
Sergio is a damn superhero, i don't know what the feck y'all are talking about
Gennaro Gattuso
Kevin Muscat springs to mind.
In the more honorable "master of the dark arts" end, Carvalho deserves a shout. Always seemed to find ways to do whatever he wanted in the ref's blind angle.
In the more honorable "master of the dark arts" end, Carvalho deserves a shout. Always seemed to find ways to do whatever he wanted in the ref's blind angle.
It's impressive how much on edge he can be in the first minute of a match. I do find him hilarious, though.
Neymar, he is the lord of the divers and moaners. I hate cheaters and he is the biggest one.
Busquets is up there aswell.
Harald Schumacher
I second this. Ramos is sporting and a proper role model to young footballers everywhere. See the Champions League final last season for an example of such.Sergio is a damn superhero, i don't know what the feck y'all are talking about