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After a gun and a knife there's a new weapon of choice at Chelsea... smoke bombs!

Chelsea have launched an investigation after a smoke grenade went off in the dressing rooms at the club's training ground.
Players, officials and other staff from Chelsea's reserve, youth and academy teams ran from the building with hands covering their faces because of the thick smoke.
Chelsea chief executive Ron Gourlay was at the complex in Surrey on Friday morning and witnessed the remarkable scenes.

He has already begun disciplinary proceedings and owner Roman Abramovich was briefed about the shocking incident on Friday afternoon.
Abramovich has backed Gourlay to take swift action and the club's chief executive has vowed to discipline players and even sack staff after the extraordinary event.

It is the latest in a string of incidents at the training ground. Last year Ashley Cole accidentally shot an intern in the leg with an air rifle, and a knife was found in the youth-team dressing room.
Sportsmail understands two highly-rated reserve-team players are under investigation over the smoke bomb and will face a club disciplinary panel. If they are found guilty, Chelsea will consider terminating their contracts.
Gourlay will take statements from witnesses to the event that has horrified the coaching staff at Cobham and the club confirmed they were investigating. One source claimed the training ground has descended into 'lawlessness'.
Some first-team players watched the drama unfold from their own dressing-room area and manager Andre Villas-Boas was also made aware of the incident.
The grenade, which was set off in one of the reserve-team dressing rooms shortly before training at 10.30am, set off fire alarms and triggered a full evacuation procedure. Fire marshals employed by Chelsea were sent into the building, but it was more than an hour before anyone else could go back into the dressing rooms.

Chelsea's initial investigations suggest the grenade may have been brought back from a paint-balling trip and one of the players then pulled the ring inside the dressing room.
Some of the more responsible reserve and youth-team players are becoming worried about their safety at one of the most expensively-assembled academy systems in world football.
Last December a knife described as 'something out of a Rambo film' was discovered in the youth-team dressing room. It was later claimed to have been a workman's tool which had been inadvertently left behind. Last January, Cole was forced to apologise to an intern after the England left back brought an air rifle to training and shot him in the leg in the first-team dressing room.
The latest incident is beyond Villas-Boas's remit. Instead, the Chelsea manager is attempting to unite a fractured dressing room after another controversial week.
The former Porto coach claimed it is impossible to have friendships with players in the dressing room and admitted it is an 'unhappy' place.



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Always trouble at Cobham :)
 

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Got a feeling its probably sturridge - he seems to have that banter side in him
 

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My new favorite Chelsea player, I hope he makes it big time. Such a great name :lol:
 

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that is possibly the best name ever! amagine him being told off at school.

You could just never keep a straight face
 

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Chelsea sack starlet Mellis and fine team-mate Clifford over smoke bomb prank

Chelsea have kicked out midfielder Jacob Mellis after he admitted setting off a smoke grenade and causing a full-scale evacuation at the club’s Cobham training ground.

Mellis made his first-team debut in the Champions League last season, but was told he had no future at the club during a disciplinary hearing.

Team-mate Billy Clifford has escaped with a fine after admitting he brought the grenade into the training centre.

Clifford, 19, is a regular in the reserves and signed a new four-year deal last summer.
Mellis, 21, joined Chelsea from Sheffield United five years ago and has been tipped to be a first team regular.
The pair were suspended after the incident on March 2.



The smoke grenade was set off in the reserve team dressing room and trained fire marshals had to be brought in.
Players, officials and other staff from Chelsea's reserve, youth and academy teams ran from the building at Cobham with hands covering their faces because of the thick smoke.
Owner Roman Abramovich was briefed about the shocking incident.
The grenade, which was set off in one of the reserve-team dressing rooms shortly before training at 10.30am, set off fire alarms and triggered a full evacuation procedure.
Fire marshals employed by Chelsea were sent into the building, but it was more than an hour before anyone else could go back into the dressing rooms.

It is the latest in a string of incidents at the training ground.
Some of the more responsible reserve and youth-team players are becoming worried about their safety at one of the most expensively-assembled academy systems in world football.
Last December a knife described as 'something out of a Rambo film' was discovered in the youth-team dressing room. It was later claimed to have been a workman's tool which had been inadvertently left behind.
Last January, Ashley Cole was forced to apologise to an intern after the England left back brought an air rifle to training and shot him in the leg in the first-team dressing room.

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Nice double standards at Chelsea :rolleyes:
 

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Nice double standards at Chelsea :rolleyes:
Isn't it just.

Cole shot someone in the leg with an Air Rifle and was "forced to apologise", while this kid sets off a smokebomb and got sacked.

If you are going to have senior players set examples and then not get punished, how the feck can you punish the kids so severely when they piss around?
 

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Ashley Cole is really going to have to ramp up the workplace assaults if he's going to et himself sacked.