Whoop ti Do!! United have bid for someone

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Who makes poll's?

(you're own your own now chaps i'm afraid, off to bed with two posts to a thousand, do me proud)
 

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rimaldo said:
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all key elements for 20 ratings on fm. i think everyone here will begin to vote les. i feel his lack of pace needs to be mentioned too. he is so slow that premiership defenders will not bother marking him. after lulling them into a false sense of security he will pounce on any chance that comes his way with a 1.5% conversion rate of shots to goals. he also smokes a pipe whilst on the pitch and has a killer moustache. what more could anyone want from a player?
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He'd be our new poster boy. We'd conquer the Muslim, Sikh and Orthodox Jewish markets, with that beard of his.

Here's our man, just outside his new pad in U-r. That'd make MTV cribs and all.

 

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vanthaman said:
Leroy Lita
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Danish Wizard said:
Leroy Lita
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DocRockter said:
I'm hoping it's Lita..
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Spoonov said:
Put me down for Leroy Lita.
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rimaldo said:
im with spoons, he is never wrong on these matters.
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Stojan Stamenic said:
Leroy Leroy Lita! I'm sure everyone would be delighted:)
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nemanja nemagic said:
Leroy Lita
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MrMarcello said:
One last ditch effort to lure Leroy Lita?
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Good men.
 

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Spoonov said:
He'd be our new poster boy. We'd conquer the Muslim, Sikh and Orthodox Jewish markets, with that beard of his.

Here's our man, just outside his new pad in U-r. That'd make MTV cribs and all.

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he is definitely what we need to break all those markets. why just that alone justifies his £12.76 price tag.

we need to find some youtube videos, i need confirmation that he brings that cane onto the field of play with him. he plays in those sandals too don't forget. other player's studs do not scare him. he also has his own camel. that's right, his own camel.
 

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Leroy Lita is exactly what were looking for: Height, Pace, goalscoring touch.

Im dead cert its him.
 

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rimaldo said:
he is definitely what we need to break all those markets. why just that alone justifies his £12.76 price tag.

we need to find some youtube videos, i need confirmation that he brings that cane onto the field of play with him. he plays in those sandals too don't forget. other player's studs do not scare him. he also has his own camel. that's right, his own camel.
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Would be great for our Iraqi pre-season matches next year. Fergie, ring some joy to the people from Middle East! He will unite Izraelis and Palestinians!:)

And what about... Djibril Cisse!:lol:
 

rimaldo

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why, pray tell, aren't more of you voting for les nebuchadnezzar?
 

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rimaldo said:
good shout, though i have heard he is quite reckless and gets frequently sent off due to the fact he likes coming in hard from behind.

im here all week folks.
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His ballplaying skills make him a certain starter imo, also there's no chance of him changing teams any time soon either.
 

rimaldo

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I_live_cement said:
His ballplaying skills make him a certain starter imo, also there's no chance of him changing teams any time soon either.
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that is true, i also heard he likes to cut in from the wing and get inside his man.
 

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its probaly batigol i hurd tevez and him where seen trying out man united jerseys
 

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I_live_cement said:
He does get himself into some rather sticky situations though, what with his tendency to spray his balls into the oppo's (goal)mouth.
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i feel defenders might try and exploit his defensive side though. i heard he is quite slack at the back.
 

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I think we are getting Kaka, Messi and Hunter from Ronaldo money, though i am sure that Ronaldo would be staying at OT.
 

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i dread to think where that tennis racket handle has been.
 
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