Your perfect send-off for Van Gaal

[SteveJ]

 

[Dong Fangzhuo]

Tarred, feathered and hounded out of Manchester

 

[Red For Ever]

 

[rcoobc]

"The club have announced by mutual agreement that Louis Van Gaal will be leaving Manchester United to take charge of the Netherlands National Football Team".

"The Club would like to thank Louis Van Gaal for his 2 years at the club, including winning the first major trophy since Sir Alex Ferguson retired in 2013"

 

[Green_Red]

Did mourinho come out at the start of the game? Just tuned in and commentator just said something...

 

[spwd]

Be nice to see Eric repeat his karate kick at him while shouting gtfo you bullshitting, expectation lowering, colouring book using pan face Cnut!

Or something along those lines

 

[Sparky Rhiwabon]

Win the cup and over-the-top drunken open top bus celebrations in true LVG-style before he's allowed to announce his retirement and handover to Mourinho gracefully

Part one - check

 

[Adzzz]

The F.A. Cup on a viking burial barge, yet we don't set it on fire, we just let him drift to sea. It's part of the process.

Hi Barney Ronay

 

[Parry Gallister]

I remember burying my gerbils in a celebrations tin. That seems appropriate. He can take his captains with him.


Nah, really be nice to get a bus tour and and a goodbye from the cty

 

[ken11]

Mine involves an ejector seat in the Wembley dugout. The camera pans to his helium balloon head and five seconds later boiiiinnnnggg.....and you can just see a speck somewhere in the distance in the sky.

What would your ideal LVG exit be like?

I thought you were going to vomit emotional thank-you BS.



But seriously, just do it the way any short-term manager leaves. No fan-fare. He's not Fergie.