The RedCafe Annual Awards 2011 | First Page Edited With Insults

brewlio

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Both CE Awards are getting morphed into one because if we gave the winner another award post he'd consider it to be a landslide a victory and would be calling for the polls to be adjusted accordingly. A worthy winner of both awards for sure though, it none other than Cameron's codpiece himself:


CE Forum Essay writer of the Year 2011:Team Brian GB
CE Forum Nazi of the Year 2011:Team Brian GB




Margaret Thatcher: The greatest peace time Prime Minister of the United Kingdom for over a century.

Discuss.
TBGB has certainly been a dominant figure in the CE Forum throughout the year. But has he really? What he has been is selectively dominant in the threads that he chooses. It's plain and simple Rupert is an agenda poster. When researching his efforts in the CE I couldn't help but notice that he had very few, if any posts in a hell of a lot of threads down there. So it won't come to surprise anyone when I state that the results of my findings show that TBGB only ever wants to discuss anything that will justify the actions, sanctions, proposals and vision of Her Majesty's Govt.

But what a read they are. A constant stream of right wing propaganda that's delivered with a condescending and pompous gobshite undertone. Brian's selective use of statistical data to back up his posts and smash another posters in pieces has given him some notoriety down in the cut and thrust of the CE underworld. Where the feck does he find this information is what intrigues me. Cabinet? MI6? Boris Johnson's rentboy? But you can rest assure that whatever the toff posts down there it with be utterly verbose and of the Queen's tongue (I reckon the Queen's tongue is one of his fantasies, even at her age. Imagine Lizzy and Maggie chewing on your sword. No don't actually).

But throughout the year he met his match with posters. The Socialists were out to get him. On occasions the likes of Mike, moses and more recently Agent Red refused to bow to to the misinformation he was spreading to justify political stances by his beloved Conservative Party. But on the whole he had the sense to stay well from sensitive issues such as the wars in the Middle East and Afghanistan as he was well aware his right wing tongue would only have gotten him into hot water (although I do hear he goes to a gentleman's Turkish bath located in the borough of Westminster), instead leaving it to those who could post exclusively and objectively such as Raoul, Sultans and the like. Even pete was known to talk a bit of sense in the CE now and again.

Well done on the essay writing that beats to the same drum as the parties manifesto. Well done Team Brian GB. Rule Britannia, Britannia Rules The Waves....

But he is fecking Nazi, and even as a Forum Nazi it's still being delivered with the intention of converting the masses into Conservatism. For example:

To stop cluttering other threads that are not directly relevant or starting new threads everytime something happens, it ought to be easier to have one thread of significance, akin to the US presidential race thread.
^ Playing the Nazi in the opening sentence, and then it's straight back into party politics. And this is the opening sentence to an OP! Incredible. He just has to be on the payroll.

What part of 'in law' do you not understand?
Yes, we're all thick. According to you this year (and I quote) the left wing and students are all thick. Well I get the feeling that tards aren't going to let you be such a bully in the CE this year. The likes of the modern day Che Guevara Agent Red will put it up you for sure.


Never mind what Rupert's attempting to indoctrinate us all with. I'll be taking my political advice from a respected former poster of the year thank you very much.

I'll vote for anyone who can conclusively prove beyond doubt that they're not a lizard.
The lizard won't send you to prison for 16 years for handling a stolen iphone. Unless it's a Tory lizard, of course.
 

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Lance v De_Selby, R_Nick and JayWalker.
Made me laugh as much as anything on the Caf. Congrats, Lance & your foes! :D
 

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Congratulations, Lance. I told you the tough guy act'd pay off.

You can put this award next to the one you have for defeating the Demon Queen in the forbidden caves.
 

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The winner of this award might be a bit unlucky. His name is extremely similar to Kevin, who is equally rubbish, so it’s possible that he got a few votes based on mistaken identity. Though it’s just as likely that people knew exactly who he was and just thought he was really fecking shit. His posts in the Matchday threads can be quite depressing and along the lines of “Wish we weren’t so shit :("

Kelvin
 

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The winner of this award might be a bit unlucky. His name is extremely similar to Kevin, who is equally rubbish, so it’s possible that he got a few votes based on mistaken identity. Though it’s just as likely that people knew exactly who he was and just thought he was really fecking shit. His posts in the Matchday threads can be quite depressing and along the lines of “Wish we weren’t so shit :("

Kelvin
Can't argue with that.
 

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The winner of this award might be a bit unlucky. His name is extremely similar to Kevin, who is equally rubbish, so it’s possible that he got a few votes based on mistaken identity. Though it’s just as likely that people knew exactly who he was and just thought he was really fecking shit. His posts in the Matchday threads can be quite depressing and along the lines of “Wish we weren’t so shit :("

Kelvin
Was fairly excited about winning this :(
 

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Devilish, proto-muppet, the first, the one all other muppets copied. Devilish is perhaps the most well known muppet on Redcafe, in fact he's probably the first muppet to've used the internet if not the first muppet to have walked the earth. Who can forget his infamous hairdryer thread? Or the time he wrote 'a see you never again, twots' post to the lyrics of Eminen's 'My name is...(er..Slim Devilish)' only to post again literally minutes after pressing the submit reply. He thought VDS was going to be a failure because his arms and legs were far too long, he thought Rooney'd never make a footballer and that Fergie should've been sacked in 1998. If there's a such thing as a parallel universe and Jim Hensen's still alive and well, you just know Kermit's got a gaylover called Devilish. One who spots bullshits and calls everyone twots, whilst arguing profusely about the nuances of the 1-22-212312-4-1 formation.

Redcafe salutes you, Devilish, because without you this place would be free of muppets.[/QUOTE]

So many great threads...

https://www.redcafe.net/f15/much-awaiting-part-2-a-43034/

https://www.redcafe.net/f15/fao-mods-46209/

https://www.redcafe.net/f15/saf-s-hairdryer-witnessed-commented-devilish-41811/

https://www.redcafe.net/f15/devilish-confronts-gillespie-6041/

https://www.redcafe.net/f8/hi-all-52708/[/QUOTE]
 

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Both CE Awards are getting morphed into one because if we gave the winner another award post he'd consider it to be a landslide a victory and would be calling for the polls to be adjusted accordingly.
:lol::lol:
 

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The winner of this award might be a bit unlucky. His name is extremely similar to Kevin, who is equally rubbish, so it’s possible that he got a few votes based on mistaken identity. Though it’s just as likely that people knew exactly who he was and just thought he was really fecking shit. His posts in the Matchday threads can be quite depressing and along the lines of “Wish we weren’t so shit :("

Kelvin
 

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TBGB has certainly been a dominant figure in the CE Forum throughout the year. But has he really? What he has been is selectively dominant in the threads that he chooses. It's plain and simple Rupert is an agenda poster. When researching his efforts in the CE I couldn't help but notice that he had very few, if any posts in a hell of a lot of threads down there. So it won't come to surprise anyone when I state that the results of my findings show that TBGB only ever wants to discuss anything that will justify the actions, sanctions, proposals and vision of Her Majesty's Govt.

But what a read they are. A constant stream of right wing propaganda that's delivered with a condescending and pompous gobshite undertone. Brian's selective use of statistical data to back up his posts and smash another posters in pieces has given him some notoriety down in the cut and thrust of the CE underworld. Where the feck does he find this information is what intrigues me. Cabinet? MI6? Boris Johnson's rentboy? But you can rest assure that whatever the toff posts down there it with be utterly verbose and of the Queen's tongue (I reckon the Queen's tongue is one of his fantasies, even at her age. Imagine Lizzy and Maggie chewing on your sword. No don't actually).

But throughout the year he met his match with posters. The Socialists were out to get him. On occasions the likes of Mike, moses and more recently Agent Red refused to bow to to the misinformation he was spreading to justify political stances by his beloved Conservative Party. But on the whole he had the sense to stay well from sensitive issues such as the wars in the Middle East and Afghanistan as he was well aware his right wing tongue would only have gotten him into hot water (although I do hear he goes to a gentleman's Turkish bath located in the borough of Westminster), instead leaving it to those who could post exclusively and objectively such as Raoul, Sultans and the like. Even pete was known to talk a bit of sense in the CE now and again.

Well done on the essay writing that beats to the same drum as the parties manifesto. Well done Team Brian GB. Rule Britannia, Britannia Rules The Waves....

But he is fecking Nazi, and even as a Forum Nazi it's still being delivered with the intention of converting the masses into Conservatism. For example:



^ Playing the Nazi in the opening sentence, and then it's straight back into party politics. And this is the opening sentence to an OP! Incredible. He just has to be on the payroll.



Yes, we're all thick. According to you this year (and I quote) the left wing and students are all thick. Well I get the feeling that tards aren't going to let you be such a bully in the CE this year. The likes of the modern day Che Guevara Agent Red will put it up you for sure.


Never mind what Rupert's attempting to indoctrinate us all with. I'll be taking my political advice from a respected former poster of the year thank you very much.



The lizard won't send you to prison for 16 years for handling a stolen iphone. Unless it's a Tory lizard, of course.
Christ that's a lot of bandwidth to say he's a right cnut.
 

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Best and Most Annoying opposition poster

There is, if rubbish romantic comedies are to be believed, a fine line between love and hate. That is particularly apt in this case where the winner of both the award for Best and Worst Poster is the same person. He’s personally one of my favourite posters on the site and yet he seems to divide opinion like a racially-motivated attack by a Liverpool player, (or some sort of multiple choice question, if you prefer that analogy).

He’s one of the most readable posters on here in both the football and Current Events Forum and when he’s not taking the piss out of United, one of the funniest too.

The Best and Worst Opposition Poster for 2011 is peterstorey
 

Lance Uppercut

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Congratulations, Lance. I told you the tough guy act'd pay off.
I let this slide when I was runner up in "Most Likely to Resemble Online Persona." And yet another swing and a miss.

Dummy.
 

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Funniest Post and Poster Who Should Post More

Again we're going to join these awards as the Funniest Post is by the Poster you lot wanted to post more. Instead of a long rambling borefest talking about how nice a guy Plech/Colin is, or how he doesn't even need his mum to trim his ponytail anymore, I'll just post the Funniest Post winner and it should be apparent why we want him to post more. 117 green smilies can’t be wrong. Unless they’re posted by Sean ReDevil in a single post.



Nuff said :cool:
 

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Funniest Post and Poster Who Should Post More

Again we're going to join these awards as the Funniest Post is by the Poster you lot wanted to post more. Instead of a long rambling borefest talking about how nice a guy Plech/Colin is, or how he doesn't even need his mum to trim his ponytail anymore, I'll just post the Funniest Post winner and it should be apparent why we want him to post more. 117 green smilies can’t be wrong. Unless they’re posted by Sean ReDevil in a single post.
Who counted the green smilies?
 

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:lol:

Plech is a legend, he's been posting more recently and long may it continue.
 

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Poster you would most like to meet for a drink

Despite what a lot of people (and toilet walls in inner city Dublin) say, moses isn’t a midgety gay spaz whose only mates are Sinead O’Connor and the doormen in Whelans, and who once got caught wanking in a McDonalds (not in the toilets either). He’s one of the good guys of the Caf and also one of the funniest blokes on here, not to mention how many newbs have benefitted from his patented regime of grooming and prolonged headlocks. So for those reasons, the poster you lot would most like to meet for a drink for 2011 is moses.

Also he has a pretty serious alcohol problem, so I guess people figured if he was going to be in the pub anyway, why not...
 

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23 out of 73 for Best Non-United poster for pete. Team Brian GB finished second in a landslide with 13. B19 finished third with 11.

pete finished with 20/61 for Most Annoying Non-United Poster. redman5 finished second with 13. alastair and GlastonSpur finished third with 8.

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The Institute of Attacking the Space has conducted a full blown study of these two awards and reached the conclusion that peterstorey is controversial.
 

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Important note: We didn't manually count all 117 green laughing smileys. We may be sad, but we're not that sad.
 

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Genius post. :lol: Plech is God. :D
 

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Both CE Awards are getting morphed into one because if we gave the winner another award post he'd consider it to be a landslide a victory and would be calling for the polls to be adjusted accordingly. A worthy winner of both awards for sure though, it none other than Cameron's codpiece himself:


CE Forum Essay writer of the Year 2011:Team Brian GB
CE Forum Nazi of the Year 2011:Team Brian GB



TBGB has certainly been a dominant figure in the CE Forum throughout the year. But has he really? What he has been is selectively dominant in the threads that he chooses. It's plain and simple Rupert is an agenda poster. When researching his efforts in the CE I couldn't help but notice that he had very few, if any posts in a hell of a lot of threads down there. So it won't come to surprise anyone when I state that the results of my findings show that TBGB only ever wants to discuss anything that will justify the actions, sanctions, proposals and vision of Her Majesty's Govt.

But what a read they are. A constant stream of right wing propaganda that's delivered with a condescending and pompous gobshite undertone. Brian's selective use of statistical data to back up his posts and smash another posters in pieces has given him some notoriety down in the cut and thrust of the CE underworld. Where the feck does he find this information is what intrigues me. Cabinet? MI6? Boris Johnson's rentboy? But you can rest assure that whatever the toff posts down there it with be utterly verbose and of the Queen's tongue (I reckon the Queen's tongue is one of his fantasies, even at her age. Imagine Lizzy and Maggie chewing on your sword. No don't actually).

But throughout the year he met his match with posters. The Socialists were out to get him. On occasions the likes of Mike, moses and more recently Agent Red refused to bow to to the misinformation he was spreading to justify political stances by his beloved Conservative Party. But on the whole he had the sense to stay well from sensitive issues such as the wars in the Middle East and Afghanistan as he was well aware his right wing tongue would only have gotten him into hot water (although I do hear he goes to a gentleman's Turkish bath located in the borough of Westminster), instead leaving it to those who could post exclusively and objectively such as Raoul, Sultans and the like. Even pete was known to talk a bit of sense in the CE now and again.

Well done on the essay writing that beats to the same drum as the parties manifesto. Well done Team Brian GB. Rule Britannia, Britannia Rules The Waves....

But he is fecking Nazi, and even as a Forum Nazi it's still being delivered with the intention of converting the masses into Conservatism. For example:



^ Playing the Nazi in the opening sentence, and then it's straight back into party politics. And this is the opening sentence to an OP! Incredible. He just has to be on the payroll.



Yes, we're all thick. According to you this year (and I quote) the left wing and students are all thick. Well I get the feeling that tards aren't going to let you be such a bully in the CE this year. The likes of the modern day Che Guevara Agent Red will put it up you for sure.


Never mind what Rupert's attempting to indoctrinate us all with. I'll be taking my political advice from a respected former poster of the year thank you very much.



The lizard won't send you to prison for 16 years for handling a stolen iphone. Unless it's a Tory lizard, of course.
:lol: class post

TB's at it again in the Scotland thread. I just asked him if he'd ever been held with tenderness by another human being. His response:

My allegiance is to the United Kingdom and nobody else, if they want out then they are out, they don't get to have the benefits of leaving and none of the downsides giving us additional responsibilities in the process.
That's a no then