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I've got money on you for breakdown of the day! Don't let me down Sparks!
Cristiano Ronaldo
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I've got money on you for breakdown of the day! Don't let me down Sparks!
I've got money on a tearful iSparky at the airport...forlornly holding his home-made banner...
A sad sight indeed...
Hope his flight isn't delayed or we are fecked.
I'm so glad we've finally come to the day when we actually know it's Ronaldo Day, as there aren't any more options. Trust Ronnie to mess about till the last minute!
He's coming soon, lads!
Has he signed yet?
Could you imagine if he signed for another club today?
Ronaldo to Chelsea. Suddenly the extent of Mourinho's mind games becomes clear.
I think I'd cry if that happened!
If it doesn't happen today then I will be in this thread all season and through next summer, I won't give up on this.
That's the kind of dedication the R-man himself would be proud of.
Right there with you brother. I remain firmly convinced he will be back at United some day.
He will get pissed off with Bale's limelight, and come here for £20 million next summer. Then we can have 5 glorious years of him tearing up the wing, and another ten sitting up top just smashing it in. Yes, he will last until he is 45, he is that super fit.
He better have his passport ready, he's cutting this fierce fine.
Not long now 
Starting to think there's been a snag with this one.
Has Ronnie managed to bollocks it up somehow? He'll be kicking himself if he went to the wrong airport or something...
There's more chance of Woodward being in Brazil, trying to sign the wrong (fat) Ronaldo, then there is of Ron being at the wrong airport!
I think we signed him. He snuck in with a Coentrao mask on.
150 days until he signs, 31st January
150 days until he signs, 31st January
I don't think anyone has any appetite for muppetry right now.
Mainly because even if he was available, Woodward and his team have demonstrated that although they are more than capable at securing commercial partnerships for our club, they don't have the slightest clue about player transfers.
Im not even up for jokes now after yesterday to be honest.
He will come back next summer
All for feck all, you made me believe and got me this tag line for fecking about in this thread
All for feck all, you made me believe and got me this tag line for fecking about in this thread
Your tagline sounds about right to me.
Go suck a bag of dicks Aldo
It's RetardatiON!
Interesting that we went after his best mate Coentrao. Wonder if that is significant.
He will come back next summer
I think that will be the summer where we bid 20 million for him...
I doubt he'll want to come back after last night's fiasco.
off?Ronaldo Day 2014. Date - TBC.
We were signing Coentrao to give him experience with the rest of the squad and help Ronaldo integrate next year.
You know it makes sense. It's ONN.
You know it makes sense. It's ONN.
Has he signed yet?
I'm so confused, sparky promised us he was signing. What the hell happened???
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