Game 27: Slovakia vs England

Jippy

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he's not shit, he's been OK.

He does a good pressing job, the problem is he doesn't offer much creatively, and with wilshere and henderson offering the square root of nothing between them as well it means we are really lacking and relying on clyne to do it all.

In a midfield with rooney as well, the lack of end product from lallana is not so much of an issue.

His biggest problem is he runs out of gas at 70 minutes, regular as clockwork. Inexcusable for a professional player.
More between 45-60 mins I reckon.
 

Eckers99

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he's not shit, he's been OK.

He does a good pressing job, the problem is he doesn't offer much creatively, and with wilshere and henderson offering the square root of nothing between them as well it means we are really lacking and relying on clyne to do it all.

In a midfield with rooney as well, the lack of end product from lallana is not so much of an issue.

His biggest problem is he runs out of gas at 70 minutes, regular as clockwork. Inexcusable for a professional player.
All he does is work hard and turn nicely when he's totally unmarked and miles from goal. Inexcusable for an attacking player. He's shit.
 

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God that stadium women can shout! My wife is out at work. Got a feeling shes cheating on me and has gone on the eurostar for the evening to the match.
 

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Who was it who said Wilshere was a technical upgrade on Rooney? What a load of shite that was, he can't even trap the ball.

Hopefully we can get this goal soon as it's just going to play on the nerves more as time ticks on.
Just as Rooney hoofs it out of play
 

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Ah good! The Rooney special, impressive though right? :wenger:
 

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Two stinking Rooney passes already. I await the criticism.
 

ivaldo

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Who was it who said Wilshere was a technical upgrade on Rooney? What a load of shite that was, he can't even trap the ball.

Hopefully we can get this goal soon as it's just going to play on the nerves more as time ticks on.
Probably someone who has watched Wilshere more than once. He had a bad game. Two great passes from Rooney there.
 

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Wayne's not got his "range" what a load of bullshit a pitch is a pitch.

Any excuse
 

ivaldo

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Should've been Henderson coming off, good to see him coming on though.
 

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Yay llalalalalalalalala is off.

According to Hoddle though, llalalalalalalalala has been excellent tonight.
 

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Wonder how not topping the group is inputted into Dyke's algorithm for firing or retaining Roystone.