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Troy "Cojones" Deeney & Allen incident
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
What a prick. Hardman wannabe.
hes going to get a lengthy ban for that, looks like he enjoyed doing it though
5 match ban for that? Very excessive. Lucky to not get sent off but that's it.
What was wrong with the initial tackle for the both to react like that?
Either way, it definately needs to be looked at.
Either way, it definately needs to be looked at.
Well if he was sent off it would have been 3 games.
Yep. It's nothing compared to the stuff you see in south america for example.
You think grabbing a player around the throat and laughing while doing it is acceptable?
We can always arrange for Fellaini to grab one of your midgets around the throat if so.
It'll be a 3 match ban at least.
Five match ban 
Laughing like a maniac
Thug Deeney
A 5 match ban for squeezing someones cheeks?
This is the Premier League with a much wider audience. It's not acceptable for kids to be watching players do these type of things.
Ref gave him a yellow though so not sure if the FA will have deemed it excessive enough to warrant overturning his decision.
And no, it's not acceptable, hence why I said it should have been a red card. He's not exactly done anything that's going to cause damage though. Standard three game ban for violent conduct would have been fair.
Just looks like they're hugging aggressively
This, pretty much. It's a yellow card.
Almost kissing, really.
This made me lol
He looks like a psychotic Drake. Clearly all the praise he got after that BT Sport appearance has gotten to his head.
That laugh was fecking psychotic.
isnt Allen laughing too?
The ref gave him a yellow which was even more hilareous. He come so across as a prick to me. I'm not sure if it exist so bur there seemed to quite the love in for him among the media from the coverage I've seen.
I like how little Joe Allen seemed completely unfazed.
I like how little Joe Allen seemed completely unfazed.
What's Joe Allen trying to do there? Kiss him?
He was in prison for assault so he's got that side to him.
He clearly fancies taller men
Great work by the cameraman
Five match ban? Nothing happened in that clip
Bit of 6 of one half a dozen of the other.
If you have a 5 match ban for that, then we will be looking at season bans for dirty tackles.
Allen held his own to be fair to him.
If you have a 5 match ban for that, then we will be looking at season bans for dirty tackles.
Allen held his own to be fair to him.
Allen held his own there though.
Both laughing in the gif. The entire thing seems like a show to me.
Looks like Allen got little man syndrome.
Deeney would have absolutely destroyed him
#ThugLife
this, think it started out as a wtf moment but turned into a bit of fun.
Apparently he's on the way to Stoke to settle the matter with Allen:
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Should have been a red.
The little dude got manhandled.If it's not funny why are you laughing?
Iv seen worse letter of the law it's a red but nothing worse than that .Im sure Allen will recover
That cringed me the f*** out
Every confrontation seems to be news nowadays. I'm sure if you ask the players now, they'll both brush it off. It's football.