Annoucement Pleeeeease! I can't take it no more!!!
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Please hold for 48 hours.Annoucement Pleeeeease! I can't take it no more!!!
So there are other taxes I assume, not just the income one.
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Can we hold a 48 hour silence when he does sign?
I don’t get this, if you’re saying you see Pogba as the centre piece and that he plays best in a midfield 3 then there’s no room for a number 10? We either player a 3 man midfield or play a number 10 with Pogba deeper in a midfield 2.
Ok, so a few months of the season left....what would you all be happy with in terms of his output for the rest of the season?
What?
Just noticed I have a scouse lover banner. How did this happen haha?
If they announce this when the NYSE opens, we'll never hear the end of it.
I don't understand the 13 million figure.
Yes, National Insurance as well. Someone posted a calculator earlier but £27m to receive £14m is about right
This takes too long.Do not want.
So the moment he has that work permit, is back in Manchester, I'm presuming the announcement will be made.
I'm going for 5pm.
I'm going for 5pm.
Said no woman ever.
Going straight out after finishing work in half an hour.
My phone had better not run out of battery.
My phone had better not run out of battery.
We pay Sanchez 27m, 13m is taken out in tax, he keeps 14m.
I don't believe we're paying him that in a basic wage but that's what we've been given.
I think if you mentioned anything to do with being happy at Liverpool beating city you get it, pretty sure that's all I did.
When do we have to sign him by so he can play against Burnley?
NYSE IS OPEN! Let the announcing begin!
Great to see this signing, I guess it's safe to say that whatever player goes to city, it's because all mighty UNITED didn't want to sign them 
I don't really get the honour vs money narrative from City anyway. The idea a player chose United over City is pretty damaging to them, but so is the idea they were financially muscled out of a player, surely.
Nah he can only play FA cup
Excellent article.
I need this to be today. I can't have another day where I have to explain to my 4 year old daughter why today is 'Sanchez Day' and what 'Sanchez day' means and why yesterday wasn't 'Sanchez day' after all, despite me telling her that morning that it was.
14m is allegedly thenet. That means the 45% tax is computed on his whole income of supposedly 27 (13+14).
So 45% of 27 is 12.15m, which the scandal journalist will obviously round up to 13m.
These numbers are all made up in any case.
Yeah I remember mentioning that.
I thought it was for a post in this thread.
I'm still glad Liverpool beat City. All my mates are City fans and I couldn't bare to listen to them about going unbeaten all year. No chance.
Back To Sanchez.
Is today the day? If this carries on any longer I think I may get sacked from work for constantly checking the caf!
Oh thanks, that makes sense.
No!
You think if we say "come on Swansea" today, we get Swansea lover tag?
Nice Info. I think by the time we are done with the transfer, this would be 2nd longest thread with around 700 pages.
Can you add a line about appreciating the sheer fantastic levels of muppetry in the thread?
He will sign and this thread will lock.
Muppets you have been on a most Muppetastic of muppet journeys, one of pure sheer muppetry.
From memes to dreams.
From tears to screams to obscene levels of Muppet interest tension, despair and fear that ballbags and co. may be right.
May your Muppet dreams take us into the future. More twists, turns, ITKs, tears, laughter and now with added Muppets on the scene of transfers, (You absolute madman Muppet VivaObertan!
) I cannot wait for the next muppet window.To be a transfer Muppet is to live life.
Bonus:
Never again will we hear "But swaps don't happen."
What are you trying to say about Santa Claus?
We really need a scrolling FAQ banner on this thread. Probably more useful the that fecking annoying Sainsburys one.
Thanks for that. Long read, but good one.
It's a good write up guys, well worth a read and give the writer a click.
http://www.unitedinfocus.com/2018/0...ase-of-alexis-sanchezs-sky-rocket-pay-packet/
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Staggering how badly/dishonestly reported this transfer is.
The media are usually very good at controlling public perception but they showed their hand too early on this one. After the initial barrage of shamelessly unbiased Mou, Man Utd, Sanchez bashing + Pep reverence, the delays have been long enough to pretty much disprove every article + made up figure out there. People are impressionable but not complete morons (usually) and I'm seeing more and more well written articles like this create a positive backlash.
Did you know Pep has spent $1b+ on players in his career. Considering Barca's best players (Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Puyol, Busquets, Valdes, Barca) were already there, that's a shit load of money.
Can he play in the Champions League?
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Can he play in the FA Cup?
- Yes
Has this been posted yet?
- Yes
Are we really paying him that much?
- Probably not
I'll be fine with 468 pages, so we beat Vidal. I think Alexis deserves it.
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