He always did like older women to be fair.Tweet
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Can't believe he hasn't seen Home Alone.Tweet
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He's like if Alan Partridge was a footballer.Tweet
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Can’t believe he got a 2 match ban for thatI remember Robert Huth playing "Cock or no Cock" on twitter to guess if the female that account tweeted an image of was transgender or not. Despite the obvious offensiveness of it all, his replies still make me chuckle.
He also tweeted "I hate Christmas"I remember Robert Huth playing "Cock or no Cock" on twitter to guess if the female that account tweeted an image of was transgender or not. Despite the obvious offensiveness of it all, his replies still make me chuckle.
I meant vacuum. I thought his career had slumped that much he was a cleaner. Maybe he is now in a sweeper system.
No one can beat Rooney in the Twitter game. True legend.
That totally looks like the playlist for the English national team during pre-tournament camp:Tweet
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Problem with most of these is whether they are authentic or not and that one tops the list.
I missed “at a thread” on first read.First time I've laughed out loud at a thread in years
Could end up in the classics.
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Owen really does come across as a person you'd run a mile from. Horse racing cnut who pimps property in Dubai.Tweet
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Crouch is fecking classTweet
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Just pissed myself at that “learning to write” tweet
Owen's not a film buff, is he? Heat is a classic though, awesome film! Just like this thread.Tweet
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I'm sure there are laws against that sort of thing. At the very least PETA are going to be furious.
No, he's just an achingly dull cnut.He's like if Alan Partridge was a footballer.
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