Interesting tweets by footballers | Demba Ba wins thread
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He always did like older women to be fair.
Can't believe he hasn't seen Home Alone.
He's like if Alan Partridge was a footballer.
Can’t believe he got a 2 match ban for thatI remember Robert Huth playing "Cock or no Cock" on twitter to guess if the female that account tweeted an image of was transgender or not. Despite the obvious offensiveness of it all, his replies still make me chuckle.
Oh jeez some of this stuff is hilarious, great thread.
He also tweeted "I hate Christmas"
Rooney few years back was awesome.I meant vacuum. I thought his career had slumped that much he was a cleaner. Maybe he is now in a sweeper system.
No one can beat Rooney in the Twitter game. True legend.
That totally looks like the playlist for the English national team during pre-tournament camp:
Cool Runnings
Seabiscuit
Karate Kid
Rocky
Forrest Gump
The scrappy underdog story of slightly physically, technically or tactically challenged individuals going up against superior talent.
Then the tournament starts and it turns into Jurassic Park with all the players catching major Heat for playing like Ghost(s).
Problem with most of these is whether they are authentic or not and that one tops the list.First time I've laughed out loud at a thread in years
Could end up in the classics.
Could end up in the classics.
I missed “at a thread” on first read.First time I've laughed out loud at a thread in years
Could end up in the classics.
Almost invited you to the pub.
Great thread! Keep them coming boys
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Sadly Rooney's twitter is better managed now. Ultra safe and tedious content. He even uses basic grammar.
Rooney's early twitter was absolute gold.
Rooney is the goat
Owen really does come across as a person you'd run a mile from. Horse racing cnut who pimps property in Dubai.
Crouch is fecking class
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Just pissed myself at that “learning to write” tweet
Huth is class.
Love the use of hashtags here
Owen's not a film buff, is he?
Heat is a classic though, awesome film! Just like this thread.Crouch seems a genuinely funny guy.
Owen on the other hand, my God. Is it even surprising he's seen films like Heat and says he hates movies? Everything about him screams boring.
Owen on the other hand, my God. Is it even surprising he's seen films like Heat and says he hates movies? Everything about him screams boring.
I'm sure there are laws against that sort of thing. At the very least PETA are going to be furious.
Rooney had raw humour. And because it's coming from the mouth of a self loving twat like Owen, even his tweets are funny.
No, he's just an achingly dull cnut.
Not a footballer but...
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