But can't you see that it isn't the players? It's the approach to the game. With the players we have, we should be putting teams like Sevilla to the sword. But we played like fecking cowards. That is unacceptable under any circumstances. He can go and spend another fortune but if the approach is inherently negative, it doesn't matter how good your players are.
The man is outdated and clueless. And more to the point, his football fecking sucks. It sucks dirty, sweaty, hairy fecking balls. I HATE watching us play. It's soul destroying.
Who would I have instead? Tuchel is available. Ancelotti is available, poach the Poch from Spurs, or get Allegri from Juve; Luis Enrique is on the market, or even better Jardim from Monaco.
At this point, I'd take all of them over Mourinho at this point. Because I'm sure we'd be competitive, and we might actually be fun to watch. FFS, I can't take another game under this cnut.