Music Eurovision 2018 | We have a winner...

Oh god that’s the first time I’ve actually heard Norway. I hate myself
 
Has anyone made anything of themselves after winning Eurovision? I know ABBA did but who else?
 
The UK entry looks like somebody took a time machine back to the 80s and kidnapped Annie Lennox.
 
Has anyone made anything of themselves after winning Eurovision? I know ABBA did but who else?

Can only speak for in the UK but Buck Fizz were very successful and Katrina and the Waves did well.
 
How shit must Eurovision be if you don't speak English and/or are heterosexual?
 
I want Cyprus to win for the legitimate reasons of the singer being super hot and Albanian (although she has created here entire career in Greece, no idea her relations with Cyprus). Either her, or Hungary for screaming like mad men.
 
You know their Graham Norton's speak the local language, right?

Nobody on the actual show does. In the past they used to do a line in English, a line in French and whatever. Now it's ALL English.
 
feck why am I nervous? I haven’t even watched it up until now
 
I want Cyprus to win for the legitimate reasons of the singer being super hot and Albanian (although she has created here entire career in Greece, no idea her relations with Cyprus). Either her, or Hungary for screaming like mad men.
My wallet will be very happy if Hungary win (they won’t).
 
I dont like this thing where it's just 12 points. This is going to be over in 5 minutes.
 
Can someone quickly explain how this voting happens? I’m confused as feck