Sir Alex Ferguson has retired

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17 Van der Gouw

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[Reverse retirement decision] ☑
[Change history] ☑
[Keep Current Squad?] Y ☑
[Undo last 18 months] ☑
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Seeing the great man at the Ryder Cup brought back so many good memories. Dug around the DVD collection to watch some of the better times.

I totally forgot that Alan Smith scored a couple of crackers for us, and then Fergie tried to turn him into the new Roy Keane... Classic Fergie :)

That game against Roma though :drool:
 

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17 Van Der Gouw said:
Run Script:

[Reverse retirement decision] ☑
[Change history] ☑
[Keep Current Squad?] Y ☑
[Undo last 18 months] ☑
[Undo thread] ☑

[Execute]
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Imagine Fergie with this Squad. Champions league finalists and probably at least 2 domestic cups (incl. League ofc.)
 

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“Miriam and I were together at the time and she was driving me to training one day when my phone rang. Coisty.”

“It was 9.30am and I thought he must be coming in from a night on the batter. Ally never phones you in the morning.”

“We blethered, and I shrugged it off and went into training.”

“Then at lunchtime on the way home the phone rang again. Walter Smith. He was manager of Everton at the time and warned me to keep my phone on because someone was going to ring me.”

“‘What is it, gaffer? You got a job for me?’ I asked. ‘Just keep your f*****g phone on,’ he growled.”

“Now I was starting to wonder what was going on. I suspected I was about to get the p*** taken out of me.”

“Two minutes later, the phone rang again. ‘Goalie, it's Alex Ferguson here. We've got Bayern Munich on Wednesday and Liverpool at the weekend. Barthez is injured and Raimond van der Gouw is struggling. I need you to come down on loan until the end of the season.’”

“I said: ‘Coisty, f*** off’. And put the phone down. Ally could do Sir Alex perfectly. I wasn't falling for that old one.”

“The phone rang again and I told Miriam to answer it this time.”

“’Miriam, this is Alex Ferguson, and you can tell that fat b*****d he's got ten seconds to say aye or naw.’”
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Sir Alex :lol:
 

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I'm not good at putting thoughts into words... but at the same time I really like being the originator of phrases and comments. So with that said, if nobody else on this message board has said it yet... I love Sir Alex Ferguson.
 

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Don't bump old threads
It was a sad day, but not suprised.
 
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Mr Pigeon said:
Not only is it a necropost but it also adds absolutely nothing to the discussion. Four shotgun rounds to the head should be enough.
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I'd bumped the wrong thread ....my mistake ....appologies
 

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Wilt said:
I'd bumped the wrong thread ....my mistake ....appologies
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Which thread could possibly be having this 1 lined sentence "It was a sad day, but not suprised."?!
 

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Mr Pigeon said:
Not only is it a necropost but it also adds absolutely nothing to the discussion. Four shotgun rounds to the head should be enough.
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Please don't gloss over the fact there's also a typo.
 
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