Slow news day
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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That's gunna be fun.
Looks guys, Kane may well leave if we don't win anything/progress this season, it's possible. He's too good to stay in a club who wins no trophies long term, but come on.. he's not moving this summer. It's just a complete non starter of a transfer window story in which Paddy Power are tricking gullible idiots in to throwing away their money. The Sun isn't even worth considering as a source the utter scumbags.
Right?! I can't believe people are putting money on this! It IS going to cost a little more than the GDP of a small country to prise him from Spurs now. Especially after being a world cup golden boot winner? Not a chance in heck.
This would be worth it just to witness Glaston's reaction, it would register on the richter scale.
But what was Zlatan referring to? Could it, could it maybe happen?
But what was Zlatan referring to? Could it, could it maybe happen?
This is the funniest thing I've seen today
He'd score feck all goals for us with no service.
Doesn't score in August. Do not want.
We have lukaku for that
Lukaku and Kane .. so how is going to keep the bench warm?
Can he do a job at left back?
Martial + £150m?
feck it we'll throw Jones and Rojo in as well if they want.
feck it we'll throw Jones and Rojo in as well if they want.
Didn't he sign a new deal not long ago? And Real will be circling the moment they hear that Kane is available.
feck that, Diamond with Sanchez behind Lukaku and Kane. That's 60-70 goals right thereLukaku AMR and Kane up top with Sanchez AML - feck mee!!
Unfortunately, it's not gonna happen.
Lukaku our new RW then.
Sanchez Kane Lukaku
Pogba Matic Fred
Four Fully Fit Defenders
De Gea
Pogba Matic Fred
Four Fully Fit Defenders
De Gea
Aiiiight.
But it's bollocks though, so it doesn't matter.
Not happening, but an Alexis Kane Lukaku front 3 would be quite tasty. Lukaku can actually cross a ball too!
Well our #10 is free
You scored 6 goals less than us last season, it's not as if he'd be moving to Huddersfield. He would score goals at any club in the league. In his breakthrough season we were absolute muck and he was being provided for by Lamela, Chadli, Paulinho and Bentaleb and still managed 22 league goals despite not being our starting striker when the season kicked off. He's also a lot better now than then.
It won't even work, three players in the middle with zero width. Kane and Lukaku are going to get in each other's way
WANTWANTWANT!
lol, no.
This has made up for the lack of muppetry on it's own fair play.
Perhaps United have pictures of Levy in a compromising situation.
Slow news day...
Genuinely think there's more chance of Levy giving you one of his kidneys.
I don't see the funny side, to be honest.
Imo, this is fraud.
Imo, this is fraud.
It wouldn't even remotely make sense for you, Lukaku is a very good striker who had an excellent world cup. You have some good (on paper) forward players in Rashford, Sanchez, Lukaku, Martial etc, that clearly isn't your priority. To blow an absolute fortune on another striker who really isn't such a big step up from Lukaku would be horrific management.
May I refer you to the 'I Don't Understand Our Transfer Strategy' thread.
Yeah, I feel like it's very arguable that this is a story being manufactured in order for Paddy Power to trick naive people in to betting. Very dodgy.
nah, they don't take much on those markets they are just for marketing. Few hundred quid, if that.
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Martial + Cash for Kane...
It makes no sense because we already have Lukaku, but this happening would be amazing.
It makes no sense because we already have Lukaku, but this happening would be amazing.
Anyone who believe's paddy power and the sun probably deserves it tbf.
Straight swap for Martial
Of course this isn't happening, but I wonder what Zlatan was referring to a few days ago...
Of course this isn't happening, but I wonder what Zlatan was referring to a few days ago...
The article says according to the bookies while it doesn't take much to shift odds in from big outsider.
Maybe a few Londoners fell for a mouth down the pub. That's all it takes
Maybe a few Londoners fell for a mouth down the pub. That's all it takes
Well that's settled then, the club are definitely buying him!
I agree, we'd be better off spending big on a top class winger.
Unless, his new contract has a buy-out clause.
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