Shaw just put one on Herr Kimmich.
Preseason Tour Game 6: Bayern v Man Utd (Friendly, Sunday 05 August 19:15 BST)
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
And a RW. We've known all this since last summer.
It would be absolutely fine if we looked potent on counter attack. We're fecking useless, though. I don't know how people can be satisfied with this shit.
Is this kimmich guy on roids or something? He's awfully angry all the time.
Is this an attack versus defence training exercise?
Was looking forward to the game and I'm genuinely fallin' asleep watching this. I know its pre-season but why are we so technically behind the top teams. We can't make two passes....
Pretty poor. Wish we'd try and play some football
Can't wait to see the free flowing, swashbuckling football we play once we're finished massively overpaying for a centre back this week.
We’re bloody awful going forward.
Jose looking for another CB speaks volumes. 28 goals against, 68 scored, wing backs, wingers, thats what we need
Herrea and Pereira are hiding.
Kimmich shouting at Shaw 
Bailly again. Quality. Bailly-Alderweireld would be quality.
Went ballistic.Kimmich shouting at Shaw
Shaw carries on his recklessness. Kimmich not happy there.
I just don't see the point in lumping the ball forwards when we haven't got anyone capable of playing a target man. Granted, we don't have a defense comfortable with playing out from the back against a pressing opposition, but then why not play a back 5?
I just don't see the point in lumping the ball forwards when we haven't got anyone capable of playing a target man. Granted, we don't have a defense comfortable with playing out from the back against a pressing opposition, but then why not play a back 5?
I refuse to believe our players are this bad. I imagine they are playing exactly how the manager wants which is even more worrying. There's nothing to learn from playing like this.
Oh thank feck for that. Where would we be without your constant soul destroying bullshit?
Keyboard warrior.We're getting swamped 
Low block, men behind ball, Rashford in our own half.
I dread the season starting.
I dread the season starting.
This is brutal. Just endless hoofs from defence to attack which even the players seem to realise have little chance of succeeding 
And Kimmich shouting at Shaw in German.
Doubt Shaw understood much, except maybe scheisse, which is obligatory in every angry sentence in German.
So that's what Bayerns half of the pitch looks like.
That was about 10 passes
That’s a free kick surely?
Nice ball that. Good run.
Between Darmian and Mata we have absolutely no release from the right side. We should buy someone, anyone even zaha would do a world of good.
He can’t be creative if the tactics are to sit deep and invite pressure. If he has no clear options in front of him there is not much else he can do.
Yes, it will solve everything.
Translation ‘away with you and your chubby man tits’
Just tuned in. Someone summarize the first 40 mins in 3 sentences for me?
Barely mustered a shot on target or built up an attack. Just punt the ball long to the opposition hands , drop deep in our own half and keep waiting for opposition mistakes and if they don't arrive keep defending all the time without pressing in opposition half.
Yes, it will be the other way in second half.
Get a room boys, where just here for the FootballOh thank feck for that. Where would we be without your constant soul destroying bullshit?
To be fair, Bayern are a much better team than us all over the pitch. We would get murdered if we try to play football away on their home ground.
Wish we can play out from the back, why wasting balls away?
Rashford lazy and not doing enough? lol
There is no word scheisse in it, liar.
Lol... No intent to play out from the back. Bailly just passed back to DDG who boots it pointlessly.
Better. We kicked the ball to each other in the opponent's half
It was decent though, good work from Sanchez and Shaw, Mata a touch unlucky not to get onto the latter's ball.
It was decent though, good work from Sanchez and Shaw, Mata a touch unlucky not to get onto the latter's ball.
The thought of Mata and Lingard on RW/AM all season is sickening.