Brilliant - by the way Southall is an absolute legend on twitter now and Owen is still a smug arse.
Michael Owen has always been a cringe monster
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I have always thought Owen was pretty harmless. Bit of a dick but not a intentionally nasty person. He reminds of a David Brent type. There are many worse humans out there.
Exactly. Absolute nothing video.
Very insightful talk about his injuries and how he really hated the latter part of his career
Very honest. He really was a terrifying striker.
I like him as a person and a player. He was a big time player with a big time mentality. Yes he’s a bit David Brent but he was a top player before he was ruined by injuries.
Will always think highly of him for the winner v City!
He was the reason I started to watch English football.
The above video makes me feel for him again. The way his career went after the Newcastle move has made it easy to mock him.
The brochure that he put out when he was looking for a new club, it was so bad. Add to that that he has a quality to say the wrong things, at the wrong moment....
The above video makes me feel for him again. The way his career went after the Newcastle move has made it easy to mock him.
The brochure that he put out when he was looking for a new club, it was so bad. Add to that that he has a quality to say the wrong things, at the wrong moment....
I really thought that he would be lethal in combination with Rooney.
His only problem was that almost every time he scored, he injured himself.
His only problem was that almost every time he scored, he injured himself.
He really was brilliant when he was young.
There's good advice in there for some of our pogplayers... you can shine your medals when you're finished, it's only the next game that's important.
There's good advice in there for some of our pogplayers... you can shine your medals when you're finished, it's only the next game that's important.
has there ever been such a high profile player so unloved at all the clubs he's been at?
Ferguson did quite a Faustian deal on him.
Ferguson did quite a Faustian deal on him.
Gutted as we beat PSG
That cnuts reaction when Rashford scored the pen says it all. Face like thunder. fecking have it!
Sour faced prick. Even Lineker celebrated the pen which surprised me. Maybe it’s his Botox?
Even fecking Hargreaves was on his feet and mustered a smile and a clap. fecking love getting one over on that scouse cnut!
He’s a LFC ambassador now, so the cnut can’t be seen to even calmly applaud our win. Even though the scouse hate him. Everybody hates him.
Michael Owen has never watched more than 5 films and has never had a cup of tea. It isnt a real person. He was built from the pube of a jobless scouse hooligan and a dwarf actress from Crossroads back in 1979. Even if he wanted to get excited, it would take a Horse's cock getting erect to muster it.
He obviously hates Utd, so why not just come out with it and say so?
His face gets fatter and fatter everytime I see it..
He only hates us because he's a Liverpool ambassador. The real Michael Owen isn't capable of feeling the emotion of hatred. I'm pretty sure the inner workings of his mind is just a series of dark grey 0s and 1s on a background that's a slightly lighter shade of grey. If you try to decipher the 0s and 1s you'll just get the sentence "I must remember to buy socks today." repeating endlessly as he stares vacantly into the abyss.
Is there a precedent for striking a player from the record books? It's horrible that this prick has a PL medal for us.
Is it not just possible for the guy to be in an invidious position? As an LFC ambassador he can hardly yell and dance when Manchester United score a winner.
I do not like Michael Owen. I pretend he never played for us, the little scrote.
That’s actually pretty good.
I would have thought it would be quite a nice feeling that he has a PL winner's medal for you, but not one for Liverpool?!
Rio about to go super saiyan
To be fair to him, he is Liverpool ambassador this week.
Thanks. Now I'm listening to Stereo Saiyan 3D on loop again.
Must kill him that his only medal of note has our name on it.
Looks like he’s had surgery done on his face. He looks plastic.
Sounds like he could be one of the Neutrals in Futurama.
"All I know is that my gut says maybe"
I agree, it looks like a normal face superimposed onto a pie.
Shouldn't be a pundit if his ambassadorial role takes precedence.
I think it's brilliant
Not many knows, but he's actually had a plastic-operation on the inside for years. His heart is made of 95% polysterene and 5% hypocritene.
I'd like to too but he did give us one of the greatest derby finishes of all time so its difficult to just erase that. (He is an absolute fecking spanner though)
I can understand him not liking us, he is practically a scouser after all. I don't think he realises Liverpool hate him too.
Nah its great. Its funny as liverpool can introduce him as having a premier league winners medal... for united. Pa ha ha.
At least hes honest in his reaction. Look at hargreaves reluctantly clapping. You can see hes not happy.
Rio though
Maybe he was daydreaming of horses in helicopters.
