Exactly. Absolute nothing video.I have always thought Owen was pretty harmless. Bit of a dick but not a intentionally nasty person. He reminds of a David Brent type. There are many worse humans out there.
He only hates us because he's a Liverpool ambassador. The real Michael Owen isn't capable of feeling the emotion of hatred. I'm pretty sure the inner workings of his mind is just a series of dark grey 0s and 1s on a background that's a slightly lighter shade of grey. If you try to decipher the 0s and 1s you'll just get the sentence "I must remember to buy socks today." repeating endlessly as he stares vacantly into the abyss.He obviously hates Utd, so why not just say so?
That’s actually pretty good.He only hates us because he's a Liverpool ambassador. The real Michael Owen isn't capable of feeling the emotion of hatred. I'm pretty sure the inner workings of his mind is just a series of dark grey 0s and 1s on a background that's a slightly lighter shade of grey. If you try to decipher the 0s and 1s you'll just get the sentence "I must remember to buy socks today." repeating endlessly as he stares vacantly into the abyss.
I would have thought it would be quite a nice feeling that he has a PL winner's medal for you, but not one for Liverpool?!Is there a precedent for striking a player from the record books? It's horrible that this prick has a PL medal for us.
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Thanks. Now I'm listening to Stereo Saiyan 3D on loop again.Rio about to go super saiyan
Sounds like he could be one of the Neutrals in Futurama.He only hates us because he's a Liverpool ambassador. The real Michael Owen isn't capable of feeling the emotion of hatred. I'm pretty sure the inner workings of his mind is just a series of dark grey 0s and 1s on a background that's a slightly lighter shade of grey. If you try to decipher the 0s and 1s you'll just get the sentence "I must remember to buy socks today." repeating endlessly as he stares vacantly into the abyss.
I agree, it looks like a normal face superimposed onto a pie.His face gets fatter and fatter everytime I see it..
Shouldn't be a pundit if his ambassadorial role takes precedence.Is it not just possible for the guy to be in an invidious position? As an LFC ambassador he can hardly yell and dance when Manchester United score a winner.
I think it's brilliantI would have thought it would be quite a nice feeling that he has a PL winner's medal for you, but not one for Liverpool?!
Not many knows, but he's actually had a plastic-operation on the inside for years. His heart is made of 95% polysterene and 5% hypocritene.Looks like he’s had surgery done on his face. He looks plastic.
I'd like to too but he did give us one of the greatest derby finishes of all time so its difficult to just erase that. (He is an absolute fecking spanner though)I do not like Michael Owen. I pretend he never played for us, the little scrote.
Nah its great. Its funny as liverpool can introduce him as having a premier league winners medal... for united. Pa ha ha.Is there a precedent for striking a player from the record books? It's horrible that this prick has a PL medal for us.
Maybe he was daydreaming of horses in helicopters.