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Jones: “sacked in the morning”
Ed: “Do you want your jaw snapped?”
Ed: “Do you want your jaw snapped?”
Our new fitness coach.Whose the fat one on the left of Woody? He’s not gone and recruited a body guard has he? I mean that fella looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.
Our new fitness coach.
He's been eating them.
Given we got no strikers he might be our secret signing.
Ed was talking to the PR lady the one who is always on the press conferences.Okay I've just seen the 12 second clip. Ed Woodward is talking to a woman who's sat right next to Phil hones and Jones being Jones he just eaves in and makes an odd face as usual.
Haha, I would but I don’t know how toSomeone post this 12 second clip you're all talking about
What do you do though? We are playing one forward, and have 3 for the position already. Can't help all 3 being injured at once.We are not sacking Ole, obviously, but a loss from Arsenal and the situation gets dramatic.
I think not replacing Lukaku was criminal. For all his faults he scored 40 fecking goals over 2 seasons, and he wasn't a regular starter in the 2nd season.
Just seen it. Ed's chatting to the woman sat next to Phil.Haha, I would but I don’t know how to
All I did was go on this site called twitter and searched Phil Jones, there was a few recent videos and more now unsurprisingly but there was a 12 second version that seemed to show them both acting similarly until Mr Ed turns around and tells him to shut up (apparently)
Not how I saw it as she never opened her mouth but each to their own interpretationJust seen it. Ed's chatting to the woman sat next to Phil.
Can’t find the 12 second one now, big brotherNot how I saw it as she never opened her mouth but each to their own interpretation
Jones responds to him you freak?Definitely talking to the lady.
Summing up his own careerLooks like "That's poor" or "Disappointing".
So it's like that huh. I challenge you to a duel to the death. Tomorrow.Jones responds to him you freak?
Hahaha, I think I must have more fps than some of youSo it's like that huh. I challenge you to a duel to the death. Tomorrow.
Her mouth is off camera for part of it but you can see her look towards Woodward and I think her lips move before she puts her finger on her lips. Woodward is definitely looking at her in that video anyway.Not how I saw it as she never opened her mouth but each to their own interpretation
Well that no neck fecker couldn’t rotate as far Jones if he tried, next time the camera came round on him, there was Jones. Gone.Her mouth is off camera for part of it but you can see her look towards Woodward and I think her lips move before she puts her finger on her lips. Woodward is definitely looking at her in that video anyway.
So was Lee Grant. The time on the clock said 91' so obviously they had started heading to the dressing room by that point as the game was almost over.Well that no neck fecker couldn’t rotate as far Jones if he tried, next time the camera came round on him, there was Jones. Gone.
Or he didn’t hang around, pretty sure his presence in the United changing rooms wasn’t requested.So was Lee Grant. The time on the clock said 91' so obviously they had started heading to the dressing room by that point as the game was almost over.
They travelled to London together. Game over, they'd all meet up at the changing rooms, go back on the coach to the hotel/train then head back up to Manchester together.Or he didn’t hang around, pretty sure his presence in the United changing rooms wasn’t requested.
Well I’d have done what fergie did on more than occasion, left a few muppets behind to fend for themselves.They travelled to London together. Game over, they'd all meet up at the changing rooms, go back on the coach to the hotel/train then head back up to Manchester together.
ThisWas he talking to the team?
Your post lives up to your user namePhil "cumface" Jones .. i love him
You see what you want to see, seek and you will find .. (if you are not a lipreader, of which i am not .. it`s hard with all that gum cheewing) ..
Hey, we are on camera guys .. let`s look .. important ..
But i do know that women that fumbles with their hair think .. certain .. toughts .. true that ..
I initially thought he was a comedian playing an idiot, like Steve Coogan playing Alan Partridge, but it turns out the guy genuinely is an idiot. I feel sorry for his family and anyone else who has to interact with him on a daily basis.Mark from The United Stand has always been an opportunist. Anything for clicks. This thread should be closed.
Jones; My arse has gone numb I need 3 months to recover
Woody; I told you to sit on my lap, serves you right