Phil Jones caught saying "sacked in the morning"?

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Jones: “sacked in the morning”
Ed: “Do you want your jaw snapped?”
 

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Okay I've just seen the 12 second clip. Ed Woodward is talking to a woman who's sat right next to Phil hones and Jones being Jones he just eaves in and makes an odd face as usual.
Ed was talking to the PR lady the one who is always on the press conferences.
 

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We are not sacking Ole, obviously, but a loss from Arsenal and the situation gets dramatic.

I think not replacing Lukaku was criminal. For all his faults he scored 40 fecking goals over 2 seasons, and he wasn't a regular starter in the 2nd season.
 

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Someone post this 12 second clip you're all talking about
Haha, I would but I don’t know how to

All I did was go on this site called twitter and searched Phil Jones, there was a few recent videos and more now unsurprisingly but there was a 12 second version that seemed to show them both acting similarly until Mr Ed turns around and tells him to shut up (apparently)
 

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We are not sacking Ole, obviously, but a loss from Arsenal and the situation gets dramatic.

I think not replacing Lukaku was criminal. For all his faults he scored 40 fecking goals over 2 seasons, and he wasn't a regular starter in the 2nd season.
What do you do though? We are playing one forward, and have 3 for the position already. Can't help all 3 being injured at once.
 

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Haha, I would but I don’t know how to

All I did was go on this site called twitter and searched Phil Jones, there was a few recent videos and more now unsurprisingly but there was a 12 second version that seemed to show them both acting similarly until Mr Ed turns around and tells him to shut up (apparently)
Just seen it. Ed's chatting to the woman sat next to Phil.
 

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Feel with some confidence that this happened, based on that video.

Might take a hiatus to cricket for a year or two.
 

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I can read lips. Woodward says: "we're on camera, stop"
 

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Phil "cumface" Jones .. i love him

You see what you want to see, seek and you will find .. (if you are not a lipreader, of which i am not .. it`s hard with all that gum cheewing) ..

Hey, we are on camera guys .. let`s look .. important ..

But i do know that women that fumbles with their hair think .. certain .. toughts .. true that ..
 

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Not how I saw it as she never opened her mouth but each to their own interpretation :lol:
Her mouth is off camera for part of it but you can see her look towards Woodward and I think her lips move before she puts her finger on her lips. Woodward is definitely looking at her in that video anyway.
 

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Her mouth is off camera for part of it but you can see her look towards Woodward and I think her lips move before she puts her finger on her lips. Woodward is definitely looking at her in that video anyway.
Well that no neck fecker couldn’t rotate as far Jones if he tried, next time the camera came round on him, there was Jones. Gone.
 

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Jones; My arse has gone numb I need 3 months to recover
Woody; I told you to sit on my lap, serves you right
 

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I think eddy was doing one of those ones where you look at someone else but direct your speech towards someone else
 

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So was Lee Grant. The time on the clock said 91' so obviously they had started heading to the dressing room by that point as the game was almost over.
Or he didn’t hang around, pretty sure his presence in the United changing rooms wasn’t requested.
 

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They travelled to London together. Game over, they'd all meet up at the changing rooms, go back on the coach to the hotel/train then head back up to Manchester together.
Well I’d have done what fergie did on more than occasion, left a few muppets behind to fend for themselves.
 

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Phil "cumface" Jones .. i love him

You see what you want to see, seek and you will find .. (if you are not a lipreader, of which i am not .. it`s hard with all that gum cheewing) ..

Hey, we are on camera guys .. let`s look .. important ..

But i do know that women that fumbles with their hair think .. certain .. toughts .. true that ..
Your post lives up to your user name:lol:
 

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Mark from The United Stand has always been an opportunist. Anything for clicks. This thread should be closed.
I initially thought he was a comedian playing an idiot, like Steve Coogan playing Alan Partridge, but it turns out the guy genuinely is an idiot. I feel sorry for his family and anyone else who has to interact with him on a daily basis.
 

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EW definitely says "we're on camera, stop", then Jones does the petulant thing you see from someone moody being put in their place. The blonde woman can be seen just off frame talking before EW speaks, though, and shortly after they've all gone - so it could well be they were having a collective whinge and he's told them all to shut up, but looked at her, what with not having the neck construction of an owl
 

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Jones: "sacked in the morning."

Woodward: "we're on camera, boys, stop."

I can't imagine that Jones would make such a comment unprompted - my guess is that the person to his left asked what the West Ham fans were singing.
 

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Phil: "chewing gum always gives me wind like this, sorry lads."
Ed: "feck sake Phil, has something died in your arse?"
 

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Not convinced of what jones says but it must be something silly as Woodward clearly snaps back “we’re on camera, stop.”

I don’t think he’s talking to the lady at all, it’s a pretty clear response to whatever Jones says.