This is Raiola puppeteering in retaliation for us holding Pogba hostage over the summer! Clearly going to Leipzig and just wumming us! He fecking hates us after Keane put his dad in a wheelchair
Erling Haaland / signs for Dortmund
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This is so on.
Pace (he isn't slow but...) & work rate to close down more.
Ive only watched him about 12 times this season and he needs more work. A middle step move (middle meaning league, not team) looks to be his best option. The Prem, as we all know, is a tough nut to crack and can yo imagine the pressure the press will put on him to succeed.
We need proven. I don't think he is a bad player but i don't believe he's the second coming either
Irrespective of whether he’s joining us, those other signed photos are the best-worst cover up ever. It’s like they realised half way through every single one is signed in the same angle with the same geezers foot in them.
No devil emoji for 2020. I think it's off again.
It is a poor attempt. You wouldn’t even be able to sign a shirt with the way they are holding it, it needs tension on every corner.2020 he becomes a lion? Millwall?
United will reveal his signature on "Boxing day," whatever the feck that is...
I like him, but I just dont see how he'll forgive us after Roy Keane killed his Dad in cold blood in front of his 1 year old eyes. You just dont get over that.
The drama and intrigue is unreal, never seen muppetry quite like this before, keep it up! Entertaining developments, regardless of where he ends up!
Day say a new devil is arrivinggggh
Yeah that's not true. A quick check confirms this, he's not following Man Utd, but is following the other 3.
It’s on.....
They................................. Say................................. He's...................... A...................................................................................................Legend..................
I don't even know if the kid is any good but I'm desperate for s signing at this point
Oh. Shit, I checked Instagram, not Twitter. You're right! Now follow us on Insta, you noggie tease!
And he’s bringing Odegaard
Seems like an Aha moment but there is Nor-way he signs for us
Yeah, it's true. Check slower next time.
There is Nor-way we can a-Fjorde £76 million on a 19 year old
Odds dropped for 4/7 and 5/6.
Are we sure he’s not signing for the Patson Daka Juniors?
I never thought his father was a good player. Every time I see him, however, I’m impressed.
The son always shines on TV.
Apparently he's bringing Jadon Sancho, Robert Huth and Donald Trump as well. That's our transfer window sorted!And he’s bringing Odegaard
Apparently he was Hunting high and low to find his Dad's old Leeds shirt
Can’t see this not happening now - with Oles comments, with the signed shirt, his message on Instagram and us also being the only team he follows on Twitter besides his current team.
Hopefully if he runs out at Old Trafford he can handle the big stage and it doesn’t scare the living daylights out of him.
Might be wrong but did De Ligt not do something similar this past summer?
Then again, I’m getting a pretty good feeling that is probably on. Bookies have also slashed their odds on Haaland joining Manchester Utd.
"You! You there!" he shouted to a boy on the street. "What day is this?"
The boy gave Woodward a puzzled look. "It's Christmas, sir. Christmas morning."
"Good! I haven't missed it. Here, lad." Woodward rummaged in his dresser drawer and pulled out a bag of money. He tossed a handful of coins to the boy and said, "There's a big, juicy United Shirt in the Megastore window at the end of the street. Buy it and deliver it to Haaland's house."
The boy held up the coins. "But, sir. You've given me too much. This is twice what the full kit will cost."
"Keep the rest for your trouble. Hurry now. The Haalands are hungry."
The boy gave Woodward a puzzled look. "It's Christmas, sir. Christmas morning."
"Good! I haven't missed it. Here, lad." Woodward rummaged in his dresser drawer and pulled out a bag of money. He tossed a handful of coins to the boy and said, "There's a big, juicy United Shirt in the Megastore window at the end of the street. Buy it and deliver it to Haaland's house."
The boy held up the coins. "But, sir. You've given me too much. This is twice what the full kit will cost."
"Keep the rest for your trouble. Hurry now. The Haalands are hungry."
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followed united players, but never the club.
Following just 4 clubs is a pretty big deal, I didn't even realise that
Imagine how upset we'd be if that was Dortmund or Leipzig?
This is 100% happening, not really even up for debate any longer it's one of the most obvious sagas since Hargreaves IMO.
Low key though, that's a nice foot in the staged shirt signing pics
Low key though, that's a nice foot in the staged shirt signing pics
Could all of a sudden have fooled us all and be Millwall bound
I saw that story (the Sun), but I find it hard to believe. Lend him back to Salzburg for what?
This is his predictions for himself as a playing in the new year. It´s safe to say he expects steep progression.
Bookies slashing odds is positive. If they all start slashing then its even better
Okay, I'm on board with this. He's definitely sending a message of sorts with them shirts. It's on!
The fact that Ole is the manager of United would be enough for him to follow the club on Twitter, so I will not take this as evidence.
why wouldn't he follow the OGS twitter account instead?Will Keane still come to do motivation speech if we sign him?
Plot twist: he's a Leeds fan who hates Manchester United. And all these shenanigans are a deliberate ploy to mess with internet United fans.
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