Well, he has contracted coronavirus now.Hopefully new contract announced soon.
Paul Labile fecking Pogba
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”Gets well soon”, has any top athlete in the World had a tough case of it?
AWB into quarantine because he went to Dubai, apparently Ighalo has as well. You couldn't bloody make this up.
Some cyclists did, yes.
Depends how you define “tough”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/05/13/von-miller-coronavirus-experience-nfl-season/
Hope Pogba is okay and only has a mild case heaven forbid, but feck me the club is getting it tight at the minute..
Who?
Has asthma in fairness.
He tested positive, doesn't mean he is actually having symptoms
People have died from Covid so flippant jokes about it ain’t cool man
Hopefully he recovers quickly and without any or lasting issues
Eduardo Rodriguez, a pitcher for the Red Sox who ended with myocarditis allegedly due to Covid-19.
Fernando Gaviria and Jens Keukeleire, amongst others. Not the most famous names that have had serious symptoms, but they're still elite athletes.
Err, and? You asked who had a tough case of it, and Gaviria has.Currently smashing it?
Yes they are, you can joke about anything. Stop being so soft.
The good thing is that we have Fred and Mctominay that can do the job and maybe take over Pogbas place in the side. Then he will have to fight his way back into the side or should do.
Sigh last time Pogba didn't start and one of those did, it was not a pretty sight.
It looked good vs City and Chelsea though before the Corona break.
I guess to break down deep teams like Palace we really need Pogba more though.
A good start is key! How long will Pogba be out with this?
Hopefully he can make the first game of the season.
Evidently, they ain't cool for me, edgy hard man.
You can do a lot of things, I never contested or asserted otherwise, be my guest. I'm not asking for mod bans. Only reason I responded is because I was directly quoted and I don't find it cool. My damage though, next time I'll just add to my ignore list and go about my day.
I think that’s for the best.
Matter fact, feck that. Next time I get quoted with a similar joke I'll say the same and you go about your business.
Oh and I want that same "you can joke about anything" energy whenever the next thread/post about scousers pulling their munich antics pops up.
”Tough”, guy had a high fever and being a top athlete he was checked at a hospital, after two days he was fine.
Depends entirely on how bad a case he gets. If he's asymptomatic I'd expect him to at least make the bench for the first game and be ready to start soon after that. If he has a small case maybe a bit longer on the bench as he builds his fitness back up. But if he gets a bad case (unlikely but not impossible) it could be some time.
This nonsense again hahahahah
Terrible post but carry on life will show you that not everything is comedic material.
Thanks for the wise words. Which topics are off limits? I bet I can find a dozen hilarious jokes for any ‘naughty’ subject you can think of.
Munich. The stage is all yours.
Haha good one, il bite. Although I’m not gonna give you a Munich air disaster joke because I have never heard one, it happened sixty years ago - it’s an irrelevant topic. The tragedy of Munich is the loss of life. You can definitely make jokes on the subject of death.
Enjoy lads:
Class on planet earth...
Still no update on Pogba? Even if he recovers from COVID this week, will he have enough time to regain match fitness for next week?
I would assume he is doing some training at home to keep fit. Sure he wont be match fit, which is why I see us starting with VDB and Bruno at the start of the season.
Anyone who doubts his status as one of the world’s best midfielders doesn’t understand football.Enjoy lads:
This is why Pogba and Martial are my favourite players at United. They both make the game so much more enjoyable to watch.Enjoy lads:
He is fine, he didn't actually show any symptoms so has been training at home just like during lockdown.
Exactly. He will lose the ball a few times because that is the nature of the game, skills will not come off every time. That doesn't mean he is crap, or another player is better, Matic loses possession as well.
Pogba however; can go past 2 players with one movement and we are attacking their goal, which is why I think the role he has now is perfect, he can pass into Martial, Bruno, Rashford.
Nice compilation. The clip from Southampton away last season just sums him up. Sublime turn away from markers and plays Rashford in on goal. That was the same game he gave the ball away three times in one minute and his worst ever (imho) display for United. He’s the definition of a you tube player.Enjoy lads:
this man is just effortlessly good at football. The Stats don't do him justice tbhEnjoy lads:
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