who the feck is this
Jadon Sancho| Staying at Dortmund for now
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
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Who the feck is this guy?
Who the feck are these guys?
Dunno but Paul Hirst at the Times seems to be validating it
No idea but Paul Hirst (tier 2) is posting random approval gifs in response to the tweet.
Bizarre GIF exchange before Paul Hirst says he’s not hinting at anything.
Just trolling/having fun, it would seem.Tweet
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Ah FFS
Can we cancel Paul Hirst if this is fake news?
he's just having a laugh 
no harm in it.
no harm in it.Time to move Paul Hirst to Tier IndyKaila.
Exactly, might as well start posting my tweets on the matter
Only if it’s positive news
I would be careful if I were you. Lock your doors. Close the curtains. Turn off the lights. Sleep at your friends couch or something.
Because when you say stuff like this, @Amadaeus is coming to smell your cock. It’s weird, I know, which is why I’m warning you. Stay safe, mate.
It's being held up because Dortmund are insisting on giving us Haaland for free as part of the package too, but United being the good guys we are, are refusing, instead opting for just Sancho this summer. Heard it here first. *Fire emoji*
I haven't been this sucked into a transfer saga since Berbatov. This better happen or its muppetcide for me.
Yes, that’s exactly what I needed. We’ll still get Haaland and Jude Bellingham down the line, right?
We'll just pay Mino to chuck some chairs at Watzke and Haaland is ours.
Longest thread ever zzz
’Rona really fecked up this transfer window and probably a few more. We’ve seen a few teams spending but it’s far from what it used to be. I dont think we’ll see many £100m+ transfers in the coming windows tbh.
That one at least had a Plech masterpiece and Fergie kidnapping. This has Jan Aage Fjortoft.
So do I.
There is still time
Who the feck are these absolute attention seeking feck-wit thunder cnuts? Fully grown men with no life writing fantasy for fake internet likes
If looking at Sancho, Haaland, Kagawa, Mkhitaryan and Bellingham has taught me anything, it’s that we can’t compete with Borussia Dortmund when it comes to signing players, but once they’re at Dortmund they all want to come to us.
4D chess from United if you ask me.
4D chess from United if you ask me.
Proper sad person if he is just making up all that. Some people are very weird
It's a good place to develop. They enter a sort of mutual deal, go there to develop, and leave in a few years for a bigger club with a massive fee going Dortmunds way.
Win for the young talents who get to play at the highest level and get CL experience and a partial win for Dortmund who get more money and a bigger name for themselves.
That's how he knows one.
If you don’t want spurious inside info mate I’ll bugger off. Personally I’ve always found it part of the fun. If you only bother to check the thread expecting to find genuine updates you don’t really get it, in my opinion. It’s called silly season for a reason. My mate wasn’t bullshitting, that’s some word from London. Sorry it didn’t cut it for dancing panda.Just catched up on the last few pages. Here are the highlights.
On page 956 @Jesper Weber Mortensen came with a really solid and well-thought of observation, proving that the cafe has a firm grip on this whole situation:
Next page was a complete disaster. A few more tweets saying that we’re confident in a deal and also someone’s friend’s friend apparently works for an insurance company in london.
Page 959 was off to a rough start with this again:
Luckily, @Suedesi saved the page with this cool picture of Ronaldo wearing really cool shorts:
Happy Sancho day I guess.
This is what I fear is the case tooDo you know Bundesliga starts in 7 days?
How in the hell would they sell Jadon few days before the league startsy where is the replacement?
Dortmund is not operating like that.
If some crazy scenarion Zorc sell Jadon, there would be riots in Dortmund.
0% they are selling, even if United splash 130M right away, BvB would never go with unprepared roster in BuLi, thats unprofessional
Ed Woodward/Matt Judge negotiating and then seeking permission From Joel Glazer to fund it, what could go wrong?
Dividends are important , as are loans secured by the shares and we wouldn’t expect the leeches to actually put money into the club, such an embarrassing set up.
Dividends are important , as are loans secured by the shares and we wouldn’t expect the leeches to actually put money into the club, such an embarrassing set up.
If they are negotiating the already have the permission. No doubt about that.
Good brief that though. Good to hear we are looking at alternatives with a week until our season starts. Good stuff.
Sounds like its either A) made up by the press or B) leaked to put pressure in negotiations.
I'll put my money on the first one.
Imagine how sad are the people commenting on it then.
This kind of troll exists because muppets exist.
Isn’t it just marvellous?
I don’t even think there is an alternative.
There’ll be uproar!
So is Matt Baker but I suspect he knows feck all about Sancho to United too.
I would hope our transfer of Beeky would show we are capable of moving and securing a player at the drop of the hat. Clearly that player has been assessed and lined up before we moved. The same will be for alternatives to Sancho.
Depay or Zaha I bet are in their thoughtsIsn’t it just marvellous?
I don’t even think there is an alternative.
There’ll be uproar!
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