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Who the feck is this guy?Tweet
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Who the feck are these guys?Who the feck is this guy?
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No idea but Paul Hirst (tier 2) is posting random approval gifs in response to the tweet.Who the feck is this guy?
Bizarre GIF exchange before Paul Hirst says he’s not hinting at anything.Dunno but Paul Hirst at the Times seems to be validating it
Ah FFSJust trolling/having fun, it would seem.Tweet
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Exactly, might as well start posting my tweets on the matterWho the feck are these guys?
Only if it’s positive newsExactly, might as well start posting my tweets on the matter
I would be careful if I were you. Lock your doors. Close the curtains. Turn off the lights. Sleep at your friends couch or something.I've got a good feeling about Wednesday 16th September. Something big it going to happen. There will be a major development on the Sancho deal.
I've got a history of getting these things right. It's happening boys.
It's being held up because Dortmund are insisting on giving us Haaland for free as part of the package too, but United being the good guys we are, are refusing, instead opting for just Sancho this summer. Heard it here first. *Fire emoji*Only if it’s positive news
Yes, that’s exactly what I needed. We’ll still get Haaland and Jude Bellingham down the line, right?It's being held up because Dortmund are insisting on giving us Haaland for free as part of the package too, but United being the good guys we are, are refusing, instead opting for just Sancho this summer. Heard it here first. *Fire emoji*
We'll just pay Mino to chuck some chairs at Watzke and Haaland is ours.Yes, that’s exactly what I needed. We’ll still get Haaland and Jude Bellingham down the line, right?
Longest thread ever zzzLongest thread title ever..
That one at least had a Plech masterpiece and Fergie kidnapping. This has Jan Aage Fjortoft.I haven't been this sucked into a transfer saga since Berbatov. This better happen or its muppetcide for me.
So do I.I like it
There is still timeThat one at least had a Plech masterpiece and Fergie kidnapping. This has Jan Aage Fjortoft.
Who the feck are these absolute attention seeking feck-wit thunder cnuts? Fully grown men with no life writing fantasy for fake internet likesTweet
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Proper sad person if he is just making up all that. Some people are very weirdWho the feck are these absolute attention seeking feck-wit thunder cnuts? Fully grown men with no life writing fantasy for fake internet likes
It's a good place to develop. They enter a sort of mutual deal, go there to develop, and leave in a few years for a bigger club with a massive fee going Dortmunds way.If looking at Sancho, Haaland, Kagawa, Mkhitaryan and Bellingham has taught me anything, it’s that we can’t compete with Borussia Dortmund when it comes to signing players, but once they’re at Dortmund they all want to come to us.
4D chess from United if you ask me.
Coman is wanted by Bayern and as for Zaha,Coman on loan until Sancho is a free agent. Easy decision. Or Wilfred Zaha on a discount. We have our 25% sell on fee you know. Sancho is not the only right winger in the world right now.
That's how he knows one.@Amadaeus can identify a con artist by smelling their cocks when they are out is the new thing we learnt overnight. Here I was thinking he only sniffs & sucks Poch's.
If you don’t want spurious inside info mate I’ll bugger off. Personally I’ve always found it part of the fun. If you only bother to check the thread expecting to find genuine updates you don’t really get it, in my opinion. It’s called silly season for a reason. My mate wasn’t bullshitting, that’s some word from London. Sorry it didn’t cut it for dancing panda.Just catched up on the last few pages. Here are the highlights.
On page 956 @Jesper Weber Mortensen came with a really solid and well-thought of observation, proving that the cafe has a firm grip on this whole situation:
Next page was a complete disaster. A few more tweets saying that we’re confident in a deal and also someone’s friend’s friend apparently works for an insurance company in london.
Page 959 was off to a rough start with this again:
Luckily, @Suedesi saved the page with this cool picture of Ronaldo wearing really cool shorts:
Happy Sancho day I guess.
This is what I fear is the case tooDo you know Bundesliga starts in 7 days?
How in the hell would they sell Jadon few days before the league startsy where is the replacement?
Dortmund is not operating like that.
If some crazy scenarion Zorc sell Jadon, there would be riots in Dortmund.
0% they are selling, even if United splash 130M right away, BvB would never go with unprepared roster in BuLi, thats unprofessional
If they are negotiating the already have the permission. No doubt about that.Ed Woodward/Matt Judge negotiating and then seeking permission From Joel Glazer to fund it, what could go wrong?
Dividends are important , as are loans secured by the shares and we wouldn’t expect the leeches to actually put money into the club, such an embarrassing set up.
Sounds like its either A) made up by the press or B) leaked to put pressure in negotiations.Good brief that though. Good to hear we are looking at alternatives with a week until our season starts. Good stuff.
Imagine how sad are the people commenting on it then.Proper sad person if he is just making up all that. Some people are very weird
Isn’t it just marvellous?Good brief that though. Good to hear we are looking at alternatives with a week until our season starts. Good stuff.
So is Matt Baker but I suspect he knows feck all about Sancho to United too.He’s alright.
I would hope our transfer of Beeky would show we are capable of moving and securing a player at the drop of the hat. Clearly that player has been assessed and lined up before we moved. The same will be for alternatives to Sancho.Good brief that though. Good to hear we are looking at alternatives with a week until our season starts. Good stuff.
Depay or Zaha I bet are in their thoughtsIsn’t it just marvellous?
I don’t even think there is an alternative.
There’ll be uproar!