For me, not for me, Geoff. In this country, in this league, you want your centre halves heating their homes entirely by means of their own simmering desire to win football matches in the English Premier League. Shirtless.
Manchester United sign Raphael Varane! (not in time for Leeds)
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All that money and he can’t even afford 3 stripes on his shorts.
That tv looks like it’s about 12 years old. Is he staying in a hostel?
I thought him having all that money and not going luxury wouldn't be used as a stick to beat him with but as usual, the caf never disappoints 
He loves Manchester United. What a lad.
Jones is not in pre season match means no 4 could be available for Varane.
Looks like a spider friendly habitat. Not sure I can like Varane more at this moment.
He's only here for the money
I can't get that 'Champion's League Varane' chant out of my head
More than likely a hotel room and hotel high chair I would've thought?
Probably in fairness.
It only struck me because I was wondering why a professional footballer would have such a shite TV!
Same its been like 3 weeks ffs
He's only been in the country a few hours. I don't think he's bought a house yet before having his medical and signing on the dotted line..
It’s no fecking excuse mate. Stop trying to pretend like any of this is acceptable just because he’s our new star signing.
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Same its been like 3 weeks ffs
Decent nick? Sounds like he's buying a used car from Facebook.
Needs to get majority of games at least in September alongside Harry.
October will start slaughterhouse of fixtures.
October will start slaughterhouse of fixtures.
I can appreciate a man who has everything and still doesn't buy dumb stuff like a ivory coated kids chair
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Medical Tuesday, media and announcements all on Wednesday?
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Lovely!
Think he might have found one today, on his Instagram he's practicing in what appears to be a back garden.
yeh the game yesterday on mutv he was watching the match on telly in a house of some sort
Any particular reason for this?
at about 0.32 he says champions league varane, and there's a looped video of it that should basically be his chant. If not just Raphael Varane.
Still can’t believe we’ve signed him
Labile fecking PogbaStill can’t believe we’ve signed him
sign the contract lad, and retire here with CL VaraneI don't appreciate strangers telling me how I should spend my onlyfans money, thanks.
Stay clear. That number is cursed.
That demi volee though.
He can’t wait to train with us. What a lad.
I'm laughing at the thought of Smalling attempting the first trick Varane did there.
I’m more curious how the photo was taken as he’s in quarantine. Did his wife take it or he set himself up with a self-timer? Did he post it himself or he sent it to utdreport?
That would be quite a video
Considering I can comfortably do that and I’m shite, I think Smalling would manage it.
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