“Joke of a club”

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So you’re allowed to bitch and whinge like a spoilt little girl and when you’re shown to be hysterical you pull the “how are we supposed to get along when you are like this?” card? Kindly feck off :lol:
Great post. Doom and gloom merchants with an agenda needs to be called out more often.
 

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McFred midfield, give me strength...
fecking McFred & fecking Dan James.

Why do I even get excited?
How is McTominay ahead of Donny. Unbelievable.
Matic has been comfortably our best player in pre season and we still play McTominay and Fred in midfield.
Had posters laughing at me when I said James would play plenty before all our youngsters this season. Well? Ole is so afraid.
 
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Just something that sticks in my mind because of how over the top ridiculous it was. Then the same poster tells us it’s fans happy over a win that’s splitting the fan base to top it all off.
Couldn’t make it up.
I see you still can't read. I'm not even gonna bother with the bolded part. Anyway, I'm glad to be living in your head rent free.
 

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What other 4th choice wideman would you have selected?
I'd rather be giving minutes to the youth for example Elanga over James. Like I said previously, I don't even feel James is Premier League quality let alone Man Utd standard.
 

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@Schmeichel's Cartwheel ’s posts in a match day thread when we win 5-1

Gotta score that. Really poor Pogba
Come off your line Dave FFS
Ole saying to Carrick : Sancho would have buried that one.
“Sanchy”
Mctominay & Bruno playing well. Greenwood needs to improve his decision making. James not existent as always. Pogba hot & cold. Fred sloppy
feck sake. Cracking goal
Brilliant Pogba, fantastic Greenwood
How on earth was that a foul? Great tackle

Two and a half positive posts.


These people are only really happy when they are moaning.
 

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I see you still can't read. I'm not even gonna bother with the bolded part. Anyway, I'm glad to be living in your head rent free.
You have neither bolded anything nor actually said anything here?
I mean no offence. It was just so overly idiotic that it’s burned into my brain. Like the contestant on the Price is Right who thought a motorbike and a holiday was worth a quarter of a million dollars.
I also see that Everton are losing to the dead remains of Southampton at the minute.
 

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You nutters :lol:

Also… “I’d take Grealish over Bruno every time” :lol:

What a day today turned out.
I’m still baffled how some of our fans are so stupid to think Bruno is not good enough for us or he is a problem. The level of stupidity among fans is actually scary.

It’s the same fans who want Lingard back in the team.
 

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You have neither bolded anything nor actually said anything here?
I mean no offence. It was just so overly idiotic that it’s burned into my brain. Like the contestant on the Price is Right who thought a motorbike and a holiday was worth a quarter of a million dollars.
I also see that Everton are losing to the dead remains of Southampton at the minute.
Ah, no offence. Of course. You're a bit of a simpleton, aren't you? At no point did I say Everton have a better squad than us or that fans being happy is splitting the fan base but carry on spouting your usual bollocks while not actually being able to comprehend what you read. I can probably hazard a guess at what you do for a living and I'm assuming it doesn't pay very well. Just because you were so worked up by my statement in the past I'm a match day thread no less, I'll clarify it for you - there's a difference between saying Everton looked better than us at a time where we had just been comprehensively tonked by Palace at home (and Everton were top of the table) and saying Everton have a better squad. If that sticks in your head, then so be it.
 
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Really hurt us today...
All those goals and assists and us moving up the table since his signing have hurt us badly.

To be fair to RooneyLegend, he wasn’t alone, the Grealish thread was full of this type of bollox. Class player though Jack is, it’s madness not to understand just how incredible Bruno has been for us, so far it’s been one of the best signings in our entire history.

Those calling the club a joke and all the names under the sun yesterday in the Varane thread really do look like pillocks today though :lol:
 

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You nutters :lol:

Also… “I’d take Grealish over Bruno every time” :lol:

What a day today turned out.
Were you at OT mate? What did you make of the atmosphere?

Tram fiasco aside that felt special. It was way more emotional and memorable than just about any season opener I can think of.
 

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Ah, no offence. Of course. You're a bit of a simpleton, aren't you? At no point did I say Everton have a better squad than us or that fans being happy is splitting the fan base but carry on spouting your usual bollocks while not actually being able to comprehend what you read. I can probably hazard a guess at what you do for a living and I'm assuming it doesn't pay very well. Just because you were so worked up by my statement in the past I'm a match day thread no less, I'll clarify it for you - there's a difference between saying Everton looked better than us at a time where we had just been comprehensively tonked by Palace at home (and Everton were top of the table) and saying Everton have a better squad. If that sticks in your head, then so be it.
Was there really any need for this unnecessary personal insult to @cyberman?

Reported.
 

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@TsuWave was one. I’ll find more culprits

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:confused: I never said that. this is actually what I said:

My personal preference, I'd rather have Grealish than Bruno. I prefer Grealish's overall play.
this is weirdo behaviour. You’re typing up paragraphs because I said I prefer Grealish’s play. How exactly have I “put down” Bruno by saying I have a personal preference? Are you feeling OK?
now what is wrong with my posts? keep in mind I emphasised it being a personal preference rather than Grealish being objectively better.
 

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All those goals and assists and us moving up the table since his signing have hurt us badly.

To be fair to RooneyLegend, he wasn’t alone, the Grealish thread was full of this type of bollox. Class player though Jack is, it’s madness not to understand just how incredible Bruno has been for us, so far it’s been one of the best signings in our entire history.

Those calling the club a joke and all the names under the sun yesterday in the Varane thread really do look like pillocks today though :lol:
Yeah, I rate Grealish but as you say, Bruno has been an astonishing signing for us and I can't comprehend how there are still people who don't rate him.
 
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:confused: I never said that. this is actually what I said:




now what is wrong with my posts? keep in mind I emphasised it being a personal preference rather than Grealish being objectively better.
You’d rather have Grealish than a guy who’s utterly transformed your team and is scoring/assisting at a quite frankly ridiculous rate.
Bruno of the best signings in our history, yet you’d rather have Grealish.

Of course you’re a culprit.
 
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Wasn’t it Grealish over Pogba, I would and one game doesn’t change that.

To base this thread off one game is almost as stupid.

However Ole is killing it and if Pogba can truly keep this up then it would be great, you just hope he can.

Martial, Pogba, Cavani, Greenwood, Rashford, Bruno, James, mata, Sancho, Amad.

Gosh we are bloated.
One game? The club was called a joke yesterday for not announcing Varane, they got shown up today.

And it was Grealish over Bruno as posted so stick with the topic at hand.
 
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We win 5-1 and the first thing you do is try to point score. That's the reason why we have such a divide in the forum. Just enjoy the win.
Point score? It was hilarious how much people lost their shit yesterday that we haven’t announced Varane and that got absolutely shown up today, Hence the thread. Stop being a bunch of utter drama queens over things you have little to zero knowledge about.
 

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You’d rather have Grealish than a guy who’s utterly transformed your team and is scoring/assisting at a quite frankly ridiculous rate.
Bruno of the best signings in our history, yet you’d rather have Grealish.

Of course you’re a culprit.
Yeah, weirdo behaviour as I suspected. I also prefer Ronaldo over Messi, RvP over Rooney etc. My personal preferences don't always align with general consensus, I just like the way some players play ball. That's not reflection on the quality of other players or the impact they have on our team. Carry on
 

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Point score? It was hilarious how much people lost their shit yesterday that we haven’t announced Varane and that got absolutely shown up today, Hence the thread. Stop being a bunch of utter drama queens over things you have little to zero knowledge about.
Well said, that Varane thread was ridiculous.
The Sancho one was insane too, many posters insisting he cut his holiday short ffs, and how it shows he's not 'committed'
 

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Don't let the bastards grind you down.

This forum has been an embarrassment over the summer. The hatred for Pogba, the disrespect towards Ole, the panic over fitness and preparedness.
Over the summer? Over the last 2 years there have been some disgraceful takes from people on here, including myself two years ago. What's been most embarrassing is how few people have changed their minds and/or behaviour despite our results, transfer business, youth promotions, etc etc etc you name it
 

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You forgot the biggest Grealish fanboy on this forum @Yagami

Certain excerpts

I'm sad I won't be able to watch the best player in the league anymore. Well, bar derby games.

Hopefully he plays for England now so I can still enjoy some games of his, but Southgate.
Yagami said:
No, I agree. He's better than Bruno and Rashford.
Yagami said:
Best player in the league and would start for any team in the world. What a nightmare that City have landed him when we could've but opted for Donny instead.
Yagami said:
Nothing against the Sancho signing,but yes, Grealish would be a much better signing. We can't pass up the opportunity to sign a player like him.
Yagami said:
Bruno isn't as good as Grealish or De Bryune. Bruno's general play is shocking, but he's got a good eye for goals. Grealish and De Bryune are the full package.
Grealish has been absolute class since the 17/18 season. He really matured that year and became a very consistent class act. It was obvious he was - eventually - going to take the PL by storm.

And, I'm sorry, but there's too much emphasis on Bruno's stats. So many of his goals are pens, and so many of his assists are relatively simple. Sure, he's capable of class moments, but, as a whole, he isn't in Grealish's league.
No hyperbole. Bruno isn't on his level.
I'm sure, there's more but search function is broken and doesn't go beyond Page 5. Nauseating stuff.
 
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Yeah, weirdo behaviour as I suspected. I also prefer Ronaldo over Messi, RvP over Rooney etc. My personal preferences don't always align with general consensus, I just like the way some players play ball. That's not reflection on the quality of other players or the impact they have on our team. Carry on
I don’t think you’ve read the OP. The whole point is any United fan who at this point would prefer Grealish over Bruno needs their head checking.
 

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@Schmeichel's Cartwheel ’s posts in a match day thread when we win 5-1
These people are only really happy when they are moaning.
That's amazing.

I really don't understand what these people get out of following United. They don't seem to be supporters due to the lack of support they offer and as you said the only time they seem somewhat happy is when they are complaining about their football club to a bunch of strangers on the internet.
 
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Yeah i said what i said, they had a good game but I'm not a fan of that midfield combo, a win against Leeds doesn't change anything for me @Sweet Square
 

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Ah, no offence. Of course. You're a bit of a simpleton, aren't you? At no point did I say Everton have a better squad than us or that fans being happy is splitting the fan base but carry on spouting your usual bollocks while not actually being able to comprehend what you read. I can probably hazard a guess at what you do for a living and I'm assuming it doesn't pay very well. Just because you were so worked up by my statement in the past I'm a match day thread no less, I'll clarify it for you - there's a difference between saying Everton looked better than us at a time where we had just been comprehensively tonked by Palace at home (and Everton were top of the table) and saying Everton have a better squad. If that sticks in your head, then so be it.
You said we would struggle for top 4 because Everton looked better than us. There’s no way to dress the up and this little meltdown proves it. You’re acting like I made this up.
Can’t you just enjoy the win?
I’ll have you know I’m a well paid in my profession. I own my own house in a country that has a housing crisis due to how expensive they are, I own multiple cars, take many weekend breaks and holidays away and I’m typing this out on my iPhone 12 pro of which I bought 3 last month for myself Girlfriend and niece.
And you? Besides making ridulous attempts online and shitting yourself after being called out on it if course
 

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I never go near the match day threads anymore, too many whingers and toxic so called supporters. I question if they actually are watching the game or just posting off the back of social media banter updates.
 

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You said we would struggle for top 4 because Everton looked better than us. There’s no way to dress the up and this little meltdown proves it. You’re acting like I made this up.
Can’t you just enjoy the win?
I’ll have you know I’m a well paid in my profession. I own my own house in a country that has a housing crisis due to how expensive they are, I own multiple cars, take many weekend breaks and holidays away and I’m typing this out on my iPhone 12 pro of which I bought 3 last month for myself Girlfriend and niece.
And you? Besides making ridulous attempts online and shitting yourself after being called out on it if course
Sure you did, pal.
 

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Man City have let themselves get conned by the Grealish hype. Pep's frustration will be funny to see when Grealish inevitably slows down City's play.
 

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Look at the Varane thread for comical posting, calling the club a joke for not announcing him when they wanted.
That did tickle me. People complaining he was in quarantine…like…what do you want the club to do!?