Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City

[tenpoless]

I dont need sleep anyway

 

[UnitedFire]

That would be outrageous if we signed Ronaldo but tried to play two Rashfords.

Ha ha...I've gone delirious at the thought of getting Ronaldo!

We still need a DM, we don't really need Ronaldo, but HELLL YEAHHH!

 

[Schmeichel's Cartwheel]

Pogba and Bruno to sit deep and play Pirlo type passes to Rashford, Sancho and Rashford.

That front 3 is outrageous.

I don’t think Ronny will be about about being benched for Marcus’ brother.

 

[marktan]

Pogba and Bruno to sit deep and play Pirlo type passes to Rashford, Sancho and Rashford.

That front 3 is outrageous.

Would really need a DM for that. We need Pogba to be playing those passes but against pressing teams we tend to get overrun as Pogba isn't defensive at all.

 

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Howard Nurse says United have seen Ronaldo in Lisbon and are about to finalise his transfer from Sporting.

LOOOL

 

[pratyush_utd]

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[noelyman]

That would be outrageous if we signed Ronaldo but tried to play two Rashfords.

Ha great minds

 

[Tom Cato]

I would just like to say...

D:LSFJSLKNMA:IK@!JH:!>JKL !:LK! :!LKJ !:LK#JN:LKJN :@LK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My feelings exactly

 

[Moston Red]

Oh the drama!

 

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Howard nurse ringing the man utd reception

 

[mitchmouse]

I'm not bothered about some glory signing, like Kane or Grealish but DM was arguably our biggest issue going into this season and it's still an issue. There are good quality, attainable DMs available and signing one of those is more important than bringing Ronaldo back.

If we manage both - amazing. If this is our business done, we're still flawed in a key area.

Don't disagree - but who do you think is good enough and available? And, by the way, we do need to score more goals - that was glaringly obvious last weekend. the greatest player of all time improves the squad rather a lot!

 

[MrEleson]

Is he a legend again?

 

[hungrywing]

TeamViewer are having the biggest Friday-After-Work beer drinking session since brewing was discovered

Confucius say, man who stumble into windfall...

 

[Artimities]

As a guy from the states.. I just heard about Bluemoon for Man City. Thanks to whoever mentioned it. I needed some salt for my lunch!

 

[carvajal]

Congratulations, I'm glad everything is going to have a happy ending, it would be very shady to see Cris finish at City.

 

[redmanx]

Pogba and Bruno to sit deep and play Pirlo type passes to Rashford, Sancho and Rashford.

That front 3 is outrageous.

Especially with Rashford playing on both flanks at once!

 

[Semper Fudge]

As a guy from the states.. I just heard about Bluemoon for Man City. Thanks to whoever mentioned it. I needed some salt for my lunch!

I don't think it's even funny salt, they're just vile over there.

 

[lex talionis]

To those who argue, presumably seriously, how many major trophies have we won since 2013?

Ronaldo brings us much closer to winning a major trophy than Rice or Camavinga would.

 

[Red Shorts]

Howard Nurse says United have seen Ronaldo in Lisbon and are about to finalise his transfer from Sporting.

I never miss seeing these

 

[Red Stone]

In one window we've increased the number of Champions League titles won by players at the club from 1 to 10.

 

[Gary_Walsh_Nou_Camp_Hell]

From fear, anger and denial to excitement and optimism. Transfer sagas are better than the actually football these days!

 

[villain]

It's 4-3-3 time. feck a midfield.

Fred, you're going to have a lot of work to do.

AWB feel free to never even think about crossing the halfway line.

This, honestly.
AWB needs to tuck in at midfield when we have the ball.

 

[Leonzo1]

Imagine teams doubling up on Ronaldo. Then you get Rashford on the left, Sancho on the right and Bruno through the middle. And if by some magic way we still haven't scored we still get to bring on Greenwood and Cavani . Madness. No need for a midfielder as teams won't dare to attack us anyway.

 

[Martialfc]

We have Fred and Mctominay in midfield. We ain’t winning anything with them.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

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[Don't Kill Bill]

Don't know whether to cry, cheer, knock one out or run down my street naked singing Viva Ronaldo!

I don't see any exclusive choices on your list, feck it do them all.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

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[Yagami]

Genuine question, is Ronaldo a striker?

He played there a lot last season with Morata in a 2. I can't recall seeing him play much, if at all, as a lone striker, though.

 

[Berbasbullet]

Congratulations, I'm glad everything is going to have a happy ending, it would be very shady to see Cris finish at City.

Thanks bro it’s all going full circle.

 

[bosnian_red]

Is he a legend again?

Turning down Pep and City for Ole and United? It makes him more of one IMO. Goes to where he has less chance of titles for the romance and passion.

 

[Relevated]

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NOBODY KNOWS THE FUTURE MATES

 

[RDCR07]

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That’s the way to do it.

 

[Frasbul]

The reported wages are fecked up. We will regret this.

 

[RedorDead21]

In one window we've increased the number of Champions League titles won by players at the club from 1 to 10.

wow

 

[GledTheRed]

feck it I'm buying that Gucci polo CR7 has on.

 

[horsechoker]

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Muppets

 

[dannyrhinos89]

the proper announcement will literally break twitter.

 

[RDCR07]

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Time to start F5ing then.

 

[Eckers99]

Don't disagree - but who do you think is good enough and available? And, by the way, we do need to score more goals - that was glaringly obvious last weekend. the greatest player of all time improves the squad rather a lot!

Anyone better than Matic will do, which is pretty much every DM in Europe!

 

[mu4c_20le]

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