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Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City
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Rio , Come on man, deliver the best response of your life to that, PLEASE
Been away in a wigwam for a week with no WiFi or network coverage,
Come back to this.
Best holiday ever....I'm so moist right now.
Come back to this.
Best holiday ever....I'm so moist right now.
I’ve been glued to my phone since yesterday at both this and bluemoon thread. They were taking the piss out of the Caf yesterday and posting stuff from here and rejoicing in our pain.
Head over there now. It’s glorious. The salt is insane.
Head over there now. It’s glorious. The salt is insane.
that's 80% Aaron Ramsdale
That's pretty much what we payed for Dan James, no?
Why pick 1?
Just bust into Juve and emptied his locker and fecked off.
What a boss!
What a boss!
So up front United will have pogba, rashford, sancho, martial, Greenwood, cavani and now ronaldo for 3 positions. Yet united has matic and fred to play MF. Can he play CM?
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He should @ Rooney hey can you pick me up pal
Hearing our own players are pestering other players to join the club makes me so happy. Like come on.
That's fecked
Well that escalated quickly.
"I've got 50p, feck you, bastard"
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The Athletic saying we are on verge of agreement... I won't get too excited until he's signed on the doted line. Well, try not to...
I’m quite happy
"Pep or money" headlines soon as well.City's paid shrews on Sky going in to overdrive to explain how City never wanted him anyway
Yes bit Ronaldo doesn’t have the speed compared to JamesThat's pretty much what we payed for Dan James, no?
He may be 36, but the condition on him is crazy. Could easily see him playing another 3 or 4 years. He also knocked in more goals than Lukaku last year!
Super thrilled if he comes back, there is a certain romantic symmetry to it!
Super thrilled if he comes back, there is a certain romantic symmetry to it!
Juve: We want 30M for Ronaldo
United: 15...
Juve: *nervously looks over to Ronaldo*
Ronaldo:
Juve: Done dealio
United: 15...
Juve: *nervously looks over to Ronaldo*
Ronaldo:
Juve: Done dealio
Yeah I know but it doesn’t make it any easier to digest seeing once great United players wearing that shirt. No matter anymore
A bit differently.....11 men camped on their own goal line rather than 10!
If we're about to address the main issue in the team - midfield - then I'm all for this.
If we're not, it won't change much.
If we're not, it won't change much.
Pogba and Bruno making their throughs, long balls and crosses to Ronaldo.
Goddamn can't wait.
Goddamn can't wait.
Sensational.
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Go back inside and re-emerge in three days so we can get a midfielder and maybe sell a few players, please.
Excellent
Same, was nearly in tears when I got back from school and my mum told me he was off. Don't really have any feeling about players now, probably has to do with age but it is a fantastic story.
Chilevision confirm a deal is close.
The Man Utd twitter account is posting shite about Carabao cup and everyone is terrorising the admin
We bought Cristiano Ronaldo for £12m TWICE
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I just got teary eyed imagining the moment Ronaldo scores infront of the Stretford End.
Reason has officially left for the day.
Reason has officially left for the day.
Pogba and Bruno to sit deep and play Pirlo type passes to Rashford, Sancho and Rashford.
That front 3 is outrageous.
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