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They need to give the United job to Roy until the end of the season.

Sure, he won't win anything, as won't Ole, but at least the players won't be getting pats on the back and haribos on the coach after losing a game against our local rivals.

They'll very quickly see what tough love feels like :lol:

Every time sky puts up the stats about the distances we cover and the sprints we make, it is embarrassing...
 

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Roy Keane is employed by Sky Sports to perform as Sky Sports wants him to. It's all a bit pantomime. And it appeals directly to the sky Sports demographic who worshiped such footballers 25 years ago in the 90s. It's all a good watch but nothing more than that.

And remember who Sky have in the studio for these games - an ex self-proclaimed hardman midfielder who had a great career because he was surrounded by a team full of the best players of his era. Then he went on to a managerial career that was a failure and that's why he is sitting in a studio getting all riled up as it looks good for a Youtube video. Actually there's two of them. So that says everything. All Keane talks about is character and all Souness talks about is back in my day. Yawn.
What? Keane was one of the best young footballers in the early 90s. Attracting interest from abroad - Serie A and La Liga (rumors about Madrid)
I mean how do you make it into the Team Of The Season while playing for a team that finished dead last?
 

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People generally perform better when you focus on what they’re good at, rather than berating them that they’re not good enough.

My spreadsheets at work don’t improve by having my boss standing over me shouting.
If Keane's management style may be considered or anticipated as being somewhat abrasive then we appear to have tried the 'arm round the shoulder' approach under OGS. Results, however, are not what we may have hoped for.

On which basis, what good things about the recent performances of the likes of Maguire, Shaw, Pogba, etc do you feel any current or future manager might focus on? With a view to motivate and inspire so that performances improve and we start winning football matches again?
 
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Foreign players tend to be a easy target for certain pundits in situations like these, unfortunately.
 

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Love Keano but he said McTominay is learning his trade. Absolute crap, he’s as bad as Fred but only gets torn to shreds every week.
Right after saying that he said they weren't good enough for United.
 

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Roy Keane is employed by Sky Sports to perform as Sky Sports wants him to. It's all a bit pantomime. And it appeals directly to the sky Sports demographic who worshiped such footballers 25 years ago in the 90s. It's all a good watch but nothing more than that.

And remember who Sky have in the studio for these games - an ex self-proclaimed hardman midfielder who had a great career because he was surrounded by a team full of the best players of his era. Then he went on to a managerial career that was a failure and that's why he is sitting in a studio getting all riled up as it looks good for a Youtube video. Actually there's two of them. So that says everything. All Keane talks about is character and all Souness talks about is back in my day. Yawn.
Give over. They were both great players, not just self confessed hardmen. Management wise they weren't great. But not many are. Yes they are employed by sky to do a job and they do it based off their views and standards.

Would you rather they had more guys like Micah Richards? Who've never won anything and offer nothing more than raucous laughter and a wierdly straight hairline across his forehead.
 

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an ex self-proclaimed hardman midfielder who had a great career because he was surrounded by a team full of the best players of his era.
Yeah, Fergie was well known for tolerating average players buried amongst better players, he even made them captain on occasion too.

This is the hottest of hot takes.

Despite being surrounded by the best players of his generation, for most of his time at Utd, we were a lesser team when he wasn't playing.

Absolutely awesome player, easily in the conversation when it comes to the best CMs to play in the PL.

:houllier:
 

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Great player but on Sky Sports to say stuff to be clipped on social media often on the players that are a easy target.
 

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Roy Keane is employed by Sky Sports to perform as Sky Sports wants him to. It's all a bit pantomime. And it appeals directly to the sky Sports demographic who worshiped such footballers 25 years ago in the 90s. It's all a good watch but nothing more than that.

And remember who Sky have in the studio for these games - an ex self-proclaimed hardman midfielder who had a great career because he was surrounded by a team full of the best players of his era. Then he went on to a managerial career that was a failure and that's why he is sitting in a studio getting all riled up as it looks good for a Youtube video. Actually there's two of them. So that says everything. All Keane talks about is character and all Souness talks about is back in my day. Yawn.
Yeah he was shit wasn't he, hasn't a clue about the game.
 

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Tbh funniest shit I have ever read today. Did he forget Keane was the most expensive EPL player at that time (he was Pogba before Pogba) ? He was already monster in Forest. Blackburn would easily won the league in 94 if they signed him instead of us.
 

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an ex self-proclaimed hardman midfielder who had a great career because he was surrounded by a team full of the best players of his era. Then he went on to a
What a pathetic take on Keane just because you disagree him or don't rate him on Sky , and if you really believe that about Keane's playing career then you either never saw him play of have no clue about the game.

Some of ye act like spoilt children in here , Scholes , Neville or Keane say something you don't like , then they dead to you ,

You can say you disagree with them without thrashing them.
 

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Roy Keane is employed by Sky Sports to perform as Sky Sports wants him to. It's all a bit pantomime. And it appeals directly to the sky Sports demographic who worshiped such footballers 25 years ago in the 90s. It's all a good watch but nothing more than that.

And remember who Sky have in the studio for these games - an ex self-proclaimed hardman midfielder who had a great career because he was surrounded by a team full of the best players of his era. Then he went on to a managerial career that was a failure and that's why he is sitting in a studio getting all riled up as it looks good for a Youtube video. Actually there's two of them. So that says everything. All Keane talks about is character and all Souness talks about is back in my day. Yawn.
You're clueless.
 

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He is a a bit dim as an individual and that's me being courteous.
He's not dim, he just has an extremely stubborn view of football. His attitude is the players are responsible for what happens. That attitude was why he was like a manager on the pitch but that attitude is also why he's a bad manager and pundit. His advice is limited to:
  1. Buy better players. If United lose, the players "aren't good enough".
  2. Shout at someone.
  3. Foul someone.
  4. Hit at a teammate. Like "throwing punches" at De Gea.
He ignores tactics, team selection and formations. Its all attitude. As a player, that can be great. As a manager, it's it's disaster.

Roy Keane is employed by Sky Sports to perform as Sky Sports wants him to. It's all a bit pantomime. And it appeals directly to the sky Sports demographic who worshiped such footballers 25 years ago in the 90s. It's all a good watch but nothing more than that.
I agree with this bit. Keane is a rent-a-quote. He's entertaining but doesn't understand modern football or management which is why he's on Sky and not at an actual club.

One bollocking and the cowards would down tools (even more than now) and Keane would be out in a month.
Keane only does bollockings though. His approach is 100% bollockings. Eventually players get tired of being sworn out and want someone with coaching skills which rules out Keane.

Great player but on Sky Sports to say stuff to be clipped on social media often on the players that are a easy target.
Sky does this alot. They keep trying to get Carragher and Neville to argue on MNF and try to troll Keane into "HEATED DEBATES" to get clicks. It's boring once you notice it.
 
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Boot Camp Keano for the rest of the season would put a rocket up these pampered players’ arses at the very least.
 

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Love Keano but he said McTominay is learning his trade. Absolute crap, he’s as bad as Fred but only gets torn to shreds every week.
Fred is 28 and has played all of his career in midfield. McTomimay is 24 and played as a forward for most of his youth career.. I think that's what Keane was getting at.
 

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Fred is 28 and has played all of his career in midfield. McTomimay is 24 and played as a forward for most of his youth career.. I think that's what Keane was getting at.
He turns 25 next month, it's a bit ridiculous to descibe a player as still learning his trade at that age.
 

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Fred is 28 and has played all of his career in midfield. McTomimay is 24 and played as a forward for most of his youth career.. I think that's what Keane was getting at.
Fred played further forward for Shaktar. Never seems to be mentioned, but he was closer to Bruno than Matic when we purchased him. So neither are playing in positions which they are used to playing in. But McTominay is incapable of even showing for the ball properly which is absolutely basic stuff. So he should get much more stick than Fred.
 

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He turns 25 next month, it's a bit ridiculous to descibe a player as still learning his trade at that age.
Agreed. More ridiculous is a 'major' European club deciding to trust a central midfield place to a player only learning how to play there...at 25.

He's welcome to go out on loan somewhere to learn how to play in midfield. Given how much our squad cost and our aspirations (ha) it's an absolute joke that we're trying to get him to do it at United.
 

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Agreed. More ridiculous is a 'major' European club deciding to trust a central midfield place to a player only learning how to play there...at 25.

He's welcome to go out on loan somewhere to learn how to play in midfield. Given how much our squad cost and our aspirations (ha) it's an absolute joke that we're trying to get him to do it at United.
Agreed. These united old boys pundits wouldn't have the patience to let him learn his trade at this age if he was a foreign player brought in from abroad, it's british academy player bias.
 

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It is obvious a lot of posters on here have never seen Keano play.....the man was world class FFS!
 

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Roy Keane is employed by Sky Sports to perform as Sky Sports wants him to. It's all a bit pantomime. And it appeals directly to the sky Sports demographic who worshiped such footballers 25 years ago in the 90s. It's all a good watch but nothing more than that.

And remember who Sky have in the studio for these games - an ex self-proclaimed hardman midfielder who had a great career because he was surrounded by a team full of the best players of his era. Then he went on to a managerial career that was a failure and that's why he is sitting in a studio getting all riled up as it looks good for a Youtube video. Actually there's two of them. So that says everything. All Keane talks about is character and all Souness talks about is back in my day. Yawn.

Would be shocked and saddened if you are not 10 years of age, incredibly thickand a City supporter
 

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He turns 25 next month, it's a bit ridiculous to descibe a player as still learning his trade at that age.
Can I just say vardy was at fleetwood town at 24/5 learning his trade, I’m not saying Scotty could become a midfield version of vardy, I’m just saying you can always learn your trade and improve at any age.
 

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There are some clowns who think Keane was just a hard man. It’s utter nonsense but part of the fault for that is how Keane talks about himself and the game. Yesterday it was “when I was playing bad I’d smash someone”. He very rarely had a bad game so why come out with stuff like that?
 

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Would love to see Keane come in as an assistant to a top class manager for the rest of the season. These players could do with a kick up the backside for the crap they are producing every week.
The Crystal Palace game would be interesting with Keane and Vieira on the sideline.
 

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If Keane's management style may be considered or anticipated as being somewhat abrasive then we appear to have tried the 'arm round the shoulder' approach under OGS. Results, however, are not what we may have hoped for.

On which basis, what good things about the recent performances of the likes of Maguire, Shaw, Pogba, etc do you feel any current or future manager might focus on? With a view to motivate and inspire so that performances improve and we start winning football matches again?
I think having a manager with a tactical plan and, most importantly, the communication skills to deliver his tactical plan to the players is the most important thing.

The narrow minded and overly simplistic response to underperforming players is to open a can of whoop-ass, whereas the reason why these players are underperforming is that we lack systems in our play.
 

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Keane is just as clueless as Ole when it comes to management in the modern game. In his interview with Neville recently all he had to say about being successful in management was getting 'a good group of lads' together. He thinks it's still the 90s same as Ole.
 

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I hate the cronyism around the club as much as anyone but to be fair this is the most critical I've seen Keane of the team. He will never call out his mate but this was pretty close.............
Keane saying he has ''more hope than belief in Ole'' was as close as he'll go to saying Ole Gunnar Solskjaer should be sacked.
 
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People on here dissing G Nev & Keane for not calling out Ole should see the pundits on MUTV, I ain't watched MUTV for a while (since they stopped having viewers phone-ins) but back when Mourinho, LVG & Moyes were dishing up rubbish, they'd say things like "bad day at the office, I'm sure they'll do better next game", or UTD player off-side by 4 yards (before VAR), "he was a bit unlucky with that off-side on another day the linesman might have not put his flag up" etc...
 

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He pretty much said it without saying it. I wouldn’t throw my mate under the bus, but “better off out of it” is as clear as day.
 

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And remember who Sky have in the studio for these games - an ex self-proclaimed hardman midfielder who had a great career because he was surrounded by a team full of the best players of his era.
This has to be one of the dumbest things I've read on this forum, which says a lot considering I spend most of my time in the FPL and Crypto threads :lol:
 

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Not sure I make out what the other guy was saying , I think he first said you are club legend but did he then call Keane a Prick, which brought the you have had a few pints response from Keane , am I picking that up right?