At least the resistance weren't shutting the lights out and pretending that nobody was home.The French know very little about fighting given they are known for waving the white flag and running away. Isn’t that right @JPRouve?
Christian Eriksen | Man Utd player
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
Why the feck did this turn into a Martinez thread.
Cause Eriksen picked him up for work this morning
I would feel depressed if someone from MUTV would interview me. My goodness, who comes up with these questions?!
We can't all be filled up with creatine and meth like you are.
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Against Liverpool we played more of a double pivot, so in that formation I can't see him being a starter in CM but in the later ones both McT and VdB were a lot more advanced. That's the role in which we will see him more often. So it'll be opposition dependant really
Sweet. Looking forward to seeing him in the next friendly
So he needed some picking up huh.
Anyway let's keep it contained in the Martinez thread .
I really have high hopes for him. he will replace the intelligent play Mata had, but hopefully more of a regular and a bit more pace
it was a masterfully cunning ploy, though.Nah, I'm sure he's excited
The photos of him at Carrington are great, they just like a bloke having a tour of the place and getting some holiday snaps.
Love Eriksen I was desperate for us to sign him before Spurs picked him up, can't wait to finally see him on the pitch in a United shirt
Love Eriksen I was desperate for us to sign him before Spurs picked him up, can't wait to finally see him on the pitch in a United shirt
I still remember the horror my body felt when he collapsed on the field and I could see the paramedics working on his chest. It was like my own heart stopped watching it, and to see him in our jersey now gives my body a whole different feeling. It goes beyond a new signing, it's a feeling I can't fully describe in words.
As it stands, he's our most important signing of the summer. Hope he can take our midfield up a level.
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Brilliant to see this guy in our shirt. Classy player and an excellent, intelligent signing for once. He’ll be a fan favourite in no time I reckon.
Just heard specsavers are having a sale mate
I thought it was Shaw driving at first glance.
Pretty low effort marketing video that. Don't think they even shot at OT.
Marketing team prepping materials for FdJ?
Seeing all the Eriksen stuff over Facebook I did think to myself that this sort of day must be the worst for a footballer (at least one that isn't vain, or a love island fan).
Endless photos in endless poses whilst changing clothes into all the different official merch, selfie video messages to the fans, then the cringe fest interview(s). All the time whilst trying to look really happy but desperate for the day to be over. I imagine it's so much worse at a club like United too, probably only beaten by Chelsea with their ridiculous unveiling videos if they still do them.
Great!
Really chuffed with this signing. Always loved the guy when he played for Spurs.
top player. We sold the dabber and replaced him with a full blown adult who just Plays football!
Any photos of him training?
Didn't have any pianos on handPretty low effort marketing video that. Don't think they even shot at OT.
Marketing team prepping materials for FdJ?
Just watched his interview and he doesn't seem that arsed about being here.
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He is colllected. Prefers walking the walk rather than talking the talk.
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he’s always like that.
Mata replacement. Free. It's fine with one of these types of transfers once in a while but the underwhelming part is that the club will settle on these transfers, not build on them. He'll get a new contract in a couple of years even if he hasn't done particularly well.
He’s zen. Those MUTV questions were so cringe though, surely they can come up with better ones.
Thanks, cheers.
The lack of backflips did bother me.
Zen monks are beaten with a wooden stick if they so much as cough or sniffle during meditation. Makes sense.
Mumble and monotone..
Thanks for the interview Christian
Thanks for the interview Christian
Love the caf.
Di Maria vibes
Oh you miss our Tik-Tok-Twats already?