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Does your tiny club have a forum ? Because you’re telling us how our club doesn’t matter while you can only get some attention here, on probably the biggest football forum . You are basically an idiot.
Juventus fans have had a chip on their shoulder about United since we helped ourselves to their best player when we weren't even a Champion's League team, he's just scared we're going to help ourselves to Vlahovic when they get relegated for cheating again.
 

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When he was at Barca he cited players needing a new voice as one of the reasons he wasn't going to stick around long term.

Could not wanting to leave without a UCL be the only reason he's still at City?
Be here when he draws his pension then. Not that he needs it.
 

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Breaking news: city need to play all the games at home from now on. Guardiola moaning about travelling down to london in a luxury coach.
 

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United has been irrelevant in the last 10 years both in Europe and the PL. I have no idea what you mean by cheating, but let me tell you one thing, when outsiders think about PL, we mostly think about City, Liverpool or Chelsea nowadays as they are considered credible forces to have a chance to win the CL.. Also, do not mix Liverpool with United, Liverpool played 3 CL finals in the last 5 years though winning PL only once in that period helping them maintain their reputation unlike United..

If you think that the team that is breaking multiple PL records winning PL 4 out of 5 times last 5 years at PL's peak, playing great entertaining football will be a footnote in the history, I wanna know about your definition of footnote.
Too obvious.
 

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United has been irrelevant in the last 10 years both in Europe and the PL. I have no idea what you mean by cheating, but let me tell you one thing, when outsiders think about PL, we mostly think about City, Liverpool or Chelsea nowadays as they are considered credible forces to have a chance to win the CL.. Also, do not mix Liverpool with United, Liverpool played 3 CL finals in the last 5 years though winning PL only once in that period helping them maintain their reputation unlike United..

If you think that the team that is breaking multiple PL records winning PL 4 out of 5 times last 5 years at PL's peak, playing great entertaining football will be a footnote in the history, I wanna know about your definition of footnote.
And yet you’re here, on a United forum, talking about United, but yeah, nothing club or something.
 

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United has been irrelevant in the last 10 years both in Europe and the PL. I have no idea what you mean by cheating, but let me tell you one thing, when outsiders think about PL, we mostly think about City, Liverpool or Chelsea nowadays as they are considered credible forces to have a chance to win the CL.. Also, do not mix Liverpool with United, Liverpool played 3 CL finals in the last 5 years though winning PL only once in that period helping them maintain their reputation unlike United..

If you think that the team that is breaking multiple PL records winning PL 4 out of 5 times last 5 years at PL's peak, playing great entertaining football will be a footnote in the history, I wanna know about your definition of footnote.
I give this post a -15 in points!
 

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United has been irrelevant in the last 10 years both in Europe and the PL. I have no idea what you mean by cheating, but let me tell you one thing, when outsiders think about PL, we mostly think about City, Liverpool or Chelsea nowadays as they are considered credible forces to have a chance to win the CL.. Also, do not mix Liverpool with United, Liverpool played 3 CL finals in the last 5 years though winning PL only once in that period helping them maintain their reputation unlike United..

If you think that the team that is breaking multiple PL records winning PL 4 out of 5 times last 5 years at PL's peak, playing great entertaining football will be a footnote in the history, I wanna know about your definition of footnote.
The cheek of a fecking juventus fan calling us irrelevant :lol:. Supporter of a beggar club. Mate, go back to your tiny club forum and talk about your crippled tiny club. Blatant cheats in real life your club is. Always has been and always will be.
 

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The cheek of a fecking juventus fan calling us irrelevant :lol:. Supporter of a beggar club. Mate, go back to your tiny club forum and talk about your crippled tiny club. Blatant cheats in real life your club is. Always has been and always will be.
When was the last time you played a final, no wait a SF in the CL?
Imagine thinking United nowadays is a team that comes to people's mind when thinking about CL favorites, hope you can qualify first for the CL:lol:
 
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And yet you’re here, on a United forum, talking about United, but yeah, nothing club or something.
I am here because of the quality of the forum, not because of the level of United's quality in the last 10 years..
 

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Juventus fans have had a chip on their shoulder about United since we helped ourselves to their best player when we weren't even a Champion's League team, he's just scared we're going to help ourselves to Vlahovic when they get relegated for cheating again.
Yeah, all Juve fans thinks about United when they think about PL nowadays:lol:
 

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Does your tiny club have a forum ? Because you’re telling us how our club doesn’t matter while you can only get some attention here, on probably the biggest football forum . You are basically an idiot.
Imagine calling Juve tiny :lol:
Imagine thinking United has been a major force in European/PL football since SAF retired.. whatever makes you sleep well at night:lol:
 
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Imagine calling Juve tiny :lol:
You built a brand new stadium, at a capacity of 41 fecking thousand :lol: . We’ll be looking at taking ours to 90 when it gets renovated or rebuilt.

Compared to the real big boys you’re tiny indeed. Living on past glories.

When did you lot last win a CL trophy? Have you even fecking won one this century?
 

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Imagine calling Juve tiny :lol:
Imagine thinking United has been a major force in European/PL football since SAF retired.. whatever makes you sleep well at night:lol:
Nobody gives a shit about a mid table team in a dead league.

(That's Juventus by the way)
 

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I have just improved the quality of the forum by getting rid of you. You're welcome.
Ah nice one.

I had a look at his post history before you banned him and it was just him slagging Utd off over and over. Absolutely bizarre.

Anyway back on topic, Guardiola complaining that it takes a long time to get to London from Manchester might be the worst excuse he's made yet. Him and Klopp really are complete arseholes whenever they lose.
 
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Ah nice one.

I had a look at his post history before you banned him and it was just him slagging Utd off over and over.

Absolutely bizarre.
It got worse once Ronaldo left, he clearly joined just to slag Ronaldo off, then it turned into a constant tirade of slagging off everything United related.
Joined to WUM, remained a wum, good riddance.
 

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It got worse once Ronaldo left, he clearly joined just to slag Ronaldo off, then it turned into a constant tirade of slagging off everything United related.
Joined to WUM, remained a wum, good riddance.
He was a hardcore Messi fanboy, i noticed many of them get very touchy when someone makes fun of Guardiola or the Barca playstyle, as if they associate their GOAT immediately with Pep and tiki taka, and get very defensive as a consequence...even if they apparently "support" other club that isn't Barcelona.

I give Ronaldo fanboys that at least, they don't care when someone criticizes Real Madrid or Zidane/Ancelloti.
 

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Imagine calling Juve tiny :lol:
Imagine thinking United has been a major force in European/PL football since SAF retired.. whatever makes you sleep well at night:lol:
Honestly mate, we know we aren’t a force in Europe, it’s no surprise when we’ve been run incredibly badly for 10 years, but despite that we haven’t had to cheat our finances to stay relevant and in those 10 years we’ve been largely shit Juventus have won exactly the same amount of champions leagues as us during that time while missing out on every big player outside of Italy. That hardly screams ‘force’ either.
 

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Pep should get his paymasters to pay for a private HS2.
 

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When was the last time you played a final, no wait a SF in the CL?
Imagine thinking United nowadays is a team that comes to people's mind when thinking about CL favorites, hope you can qualify first for the CL:lol:
I’d say the same for you but your nowhere near :lol: Hope you avoid relegation.
 

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He'd infuriate me if he was our manager. His stubborn adherence to possession football and not playing to the strengths of his new powerhouse centre-forward must be irritating for City fans.
 

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Played midfielders in defence. Still won.

Played without strikers. Still won.

Today thinks he can play one proper midfielder and Spurs will still find a way to lose.

He's lost the plot. It's going to be a glorious meltdown.
 

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Pep might be losing a little bit of interest in the Premier League, bound to happen after winning it so many times.

I think he needs the CL matches to restart.
 

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I have just improved the quality of the forum by getting rid of you. You're welcome.
Thank you mademoiselle.

He can now go back to chatting with his real rival fans, Sassuolo and Salernitana..
 

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I definitely see another sabbatical coming, probably after next season
 

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Juventus fans have had a chip on their shoulder about United since we helped ourselves to their best player when we weren't even a Champion's League team, he's just scared we're going to help ourselves to Vlahovic when they get relegated for cheating again.
That bloke has no self-awareness at all :lol: . If United was irrelevant, he wouldn't come here to chat shit.
Even during "banter club" era, United still generated the most clicks. Adored, hated, never ignored
 
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So Pep is turning into Klopp with his bizarre comments, who in turn is morphing into Jose. You LOVE to see it :lol:
 

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Sold his second best left back and strengthened the team he’s now second best to.

Sold his second choice striker to strengthen the team he’s now second best to.

Signed a CF who might break individual records but weakens the team.

Sells his best fullback and one of the best in Europe with his replacement being.. some kid nobody has heard of.

Keep it up Pep!
 

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Sold his second best left back and strengthened the team he’s now second best to.

Sold his second choice striker to strengthen the team he’s now second best to.

Signed a CF who might break individual records but weakens the team.

Sells his best fullback and one of the best in Europe with his replacement being.. some kid nobody has heard of.

Keep it up Pep!
Really is bizarre. I said when Haaland signed he was a terrible fit. Obvious for anyone with eyes to see. Can’t believe their business of late.

Would be loving it a lot more if it were us instead of those Gooner pencil dicks capitalizing on it, mind.
 

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Can't understand why KDB, Gundogan, Laporte, and Dias aren't starting ahead of the rabble that did yesterday, I mean, they're all good players but those 4 are still obvious starters for me. I don't see the fascination with Akanji either - he's decent but nothing compared to Dias, who was the best CB in the league not too long back.
 

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You cannot win using someone called Rico...

Unless you find Suave to play in the other hand side.