I don't know if some of you just don't watch or other teams or something. But
Rice (Best Dm in the prem alongside case and Rodi and only 24).
Kane, top 3 number 9's in world football. Would have a similar effect to RvP - His goals turn us into Genuine title contenders.
and Mount (flexible across four positions and young - suits what ETH wants - and he knows better than us what he wants)
These signings would put us 2nd/1st in the league and because they're expensive and english you don't want them? You'd rather pay a little less and get players that might not adapt to the league and are nowhere near as good as Rice or Kane? You might not like it, but Rice is wanted by a host of top sides around the world for a reason and Kane has just scored 28 goals in the worst spurs side since pre poch where half of it he was playing from deep. He'd get 30 goals for us with Bruno feeding him. Mount might not be as glamourous, but armchair football fans need to realize that every single coach he's played for has selected him in the starting 11 when fit, there's a reason for that and it's the same reason ETH wants him. He can play left centre mid in a 3, left attacking mid, or 10. That kind of flexibility will be invaluable to us with Bruno and Erikson and cover on the left. He's very good at dropping deep and bringing the ball out which ETH wants from an 8.