Premier League Gameweek 2

[Superunknown]

Not watching the game, but Everton looked so toothless when I saw them on Match of the Day last week. Don't know where their goals are going to come from.

They're going to struggle again this season. This is their level now - bottom third of the league.

 

[Catt]

Doubt Dyche will last till christmas

 

[SilentWitness]

Annoys me that Dyche keeps playing Garner out wide and Keane.

DCL probably out again. No luck.

 

[Zoo]

DCL gets no luck does he

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Nasty collision. Calvert-Lewin is off.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

DCL's cheekbone looks a tad swollen.

 

[Catt]

DCL gets no luck does he

Apparently played 15 games last season

 

[Tom Van Persie]

DCL gets no luck does he

I was convinced he was destined for a big move when he was banging them in for Ancelotti. It's all been downhill for him since then.

 

[Dazzmondo]

DCL's triumphant return didn't last long

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Everton look absolutely clueless defensively. Surprising to see from a Dyche team.

 

[SilentWitness]

Everton look absolutely clueless defensively. Surprising to see from a Dyche team.

I’m starting to think that it isn’t since we have two CBs that were long term starters for him at Burnley.

 

[Zed is not dead]

I’m starting to think that it isn’t since we have two CBs that were long term starters for him at Burnley.

You have troubles defending in your own box? Well it’s your lucky day, we have exactly what you need for £30m

 

[Dazzmondo]

Not watching the game, but Everton looked so toothless when I saw them on Match of the Day last week. Don't know where their goals are going to come from.

They're going to struggle again this season. This is their level now - bottom third of the league.

Thought they might try the young striker they bought Chermiti. Considering they've nobody reliable up front, don't understand why they haven't given him a go

 

[SilentWitness]

Thought they might try the young striker they bought Chermiti. Considering they've nobody reliable up front, don't understand why they haven't given him a go

Dyche doesn’t play people who aren’t completely fit unless he absolutely has to.

 

[OldSchoolManc]

Everton need Maguire

 

[Lay]

I'm not liking these long injury times. World Cup was fine but seems overkill in the league

 

[Red Star One]

9 minutes added to the first half you love to see it

 

[Tom Van Persie]

You have troubles defending in your own box? Well it’s your lucky day, we have exactly what you need for £30m

I was about to say that.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Everton need Maguire

Thinks every team is below him. Obviously thinks he should be playing CL football.

 

[JuriM]

Everton's right wing is completely missing, Digne is all alone there.

 

[SilentWitness]

Everton need Maguire

We really don’t.

 

[SilentWitness]

Everton's right wing is completely missing, Digne is all alone there.

Garner is good and has his place but it’s not as a right midfielder and it pisses me off that Dyche keeps playing him there.

 

[JonnyIreland]

Are Everton finally going to go down this season? They look pretty bad.

 

[RedDevilCanuck]

McGinn is such a good player.

 

[SilentWitness]

Dyche has no excuse to keep starting Keane, absolutely shite player. Garner at RM is criminal management too. Tarkowski has also dropped off a cliff in terms of ability, we have a really poor defence and defensive shape at times for a supposed manager that excels at it. The penalty is more about Tarkowski being asleep than Pickford.

 

[SilentWitness]

Well done Dyche for putting Garner in CM like everyone’s been telling you to.

 

[TopDog]

Villa are decent, and will be challenging Newcastle/Man Utd/Chelsea/Spurs/Brighton for around the 5th/6th spot imo. They lost a bit of an anomaly last week at Newcastle. Was never a 5-1 game, there wasn't much in it. Impressed with Diaby, although they need to rely on players staying fit, as the squad depth is quite weak.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Iwobi done his hammy. More bad news

 

[Tom Van Persie]

3-0 Villa.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Another for Villa. Bailey.

 

[kouroux]

Michael Keane is Maguiresque

 

[mitchmouse]

Yup, everton worse that us

 

[SilentWitness]

Michael Keane is a disgrace.

 

[Gazautd18]

England's number 1

 

[mitchmouse]

Dyche could be the first manager of the PL season to go

 

[Cheech Wizard]

The unflushables look like they are in for another long season. Bet they wish they went down when they should, might have done them some good.

 

[Swearing Budgie]

Would happily take a few of these Villa players. Wonder how many of ours Emery would want…

 

[Ahmer Baig]

Last season Everton were saved from relegation by skin of their teeth. This season they will certainly get relegated.

 

[SilentWitness]

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[Swearing Budgie]

imagine having the quality of Tielemans and Coutinho on the bench!!