Fantasy Premier League 23/24
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Pissing away a Guardiol assist ffs
Only good thing about have a shit rank is that Haaland only had a 104% EO 
Gvaro to Haaland...wasn't even sure if I wanted a goal there with him assisting 
@troylocker if I had trusted you, I’d be a few points clear of my mini league now playing TC on Haaland! Oh well! Hahaha
City losing clean sheet is sweet. Keep going yeti!!
More than could be expected with how pony Wolves have been.
This game is ludicrously open though. Half hour to go.
Haha! Yeah, I wondered whether you did it or not.
KDB covered Haaland's appearance points at least
5-1 Alvarez.
Terminator robbed
Has Akanji and forgot to make the changes this GW
Spurs better fecking show up and have a go vs City......I'd remove the Bottler label from that shite club if they take points.
Guess who forgot to set Haaland as captain? I'm writing this season off. Bring on next season.
EDIT: Ok, none of the top 8 guys in my league had him captain either. Yessss
EDIT: Ok, none of the top 8 guys in my league had him captain either. Yessss
I think Palmer needs a break this week. Send him to Dubai.
What's the top score in total points in your league out of interest?Guess who forgot to set Haaland as captain? I'm writing this season off. Bring on next season.
EDIT: Ok, none of the top 8 guys in my league had him captain either. Yessss
Went foden as a differential. First to last in my mini league. Game over.
This is the thing with differentials. Sometimes they work, usually they don't.
But the question is, why the feck would you want to go differential when you're top of the league?
Went captain Foden for differential. Stupid decision.
In fairness, Haaland had only scored more than 1 in a league game twice in about 20 games. Add in being benched and out recently, you could almost see their point going elsewhere.
Almost...
Yeah but differentials refer to EO. Haaland by far and away had the highest EO.
It's super close at the top. I WCd a few weeks ago, pre 34 but with an eye on 37, and my team is now horrendous (Maddison, Hojlund, Gusto etc). Issue is my competition WCd last week, so their teams are WAY more dialed in for the double and end of season. Without a successful captain punt or two I genuinely don't have a prayer.
Everyone has delivered 5 points or more so far, will probably go to shit rest of the round.
Have :
Areola
Gabriel-Regu-Saliba
Olise-Gordon-Palmer-Foden-Saka
Isak-Haaland
Next round i am doing FH.
team so far is :
Petrovic
Dalot-Porro-Gvardiol
Gordon-Palmer-Bruno-Foden
Jackson-Isak-Haaland
Anyone have any suggestion for players to swap?
Have :
Areola
Gabriel-Regu-Saliba
Olise-Gordon-Palmer-Foden-Saka
Isak-Haaland
Next round i am doing FH.
team so far is :
Petrovic
Dalot-Porro-Gvardiol
Gordon-Palmer-Bruno-Foden
Jackson-Isak-Haaland
Anyone have any suggestion for players to swap?
I feel you brother, I have these two wastemen as well. Gusto going out next week and Maddison the week after.
Ive got 38 points this week so far, Isak missing a pen cost me 2 points but he did still get 7.
If you also had Gordon, it cost you 5 pts.
Cost him 9 points since missing the pen means he didn't get the goal
Lost at least 9 points on the Gordon Isak combo, plus bonus points for Isak.
Haaland made up for it though.
Sitting on 91 points, but only Palmer to play.
Haaland made up for it though.
Sitting on 91 points, but only Palmer to play.
Could have been a legendary gameweek. I'm on 73, with Haaland VC and Palmer C. Every single one of my players did something today and I have Palmer and Son to go.
So many near misses as well. Gordon + Isak penalty annoyance, Leno 1 save from at least 2 BPs, Arsenal duo got 1 BP between them, on top of that disallowed goal for Gabriel.
So many near misses as well. Gordon + Isak penalty annoyance, Leno 1 save from at least 2 BPs, Arsenal duo got 1 BP between them, on top of that disallowed goal for Gabriel.
Solidarity! I'm definitely ending the season on a whimper as opposed to a bang.
Next season will be different...next season will be different...next season will be different (rock back and forth and repeat ad nauseam)
In the top 50K
74 with 3 to go and two of them play for United so they‘ll probably get what…. 50, 60 points?
The lad leading the entire thing is 54 points clear. I remember the Spurs guy who won a couple of years ago and he had a 20ish (?) swing on the last day but this season feels so template, not sure he loses it now (which is a shame because the person in 2nd has a great name… Pinky and De Bruyne)
Bet he’s shutting himself
Bet he’s shutting himself
curiously, what are people’s scores. I’m on a 77 gw with palmer, son, Petrovic and Watkins to play.
a good yr. sitting top of my social league with 2156
a good yr. sitting top of my social league with 2156
Dropped 1k in rank but still top 50k for now. Bloody Haaland
86 with Maguire, Palmer and Bruno to play. If Bruno misses out, have Watkins to come off the bench.
For now I’ve stretched my lead from 21 pts to 74 pts over my ML rival but he still has TAA, Gusto, Palmer , Salah and Son(C) to play… so will be watching the games nervously
For now I’ve stretched my lead from 21 pts to 74 pts over my ML rival but he still has TAA, Gusto, Palmer , Salah and Son(C) to play… so will be watching the games nervously
Went all in to chase my MLs where I was 25-60 points behind, and had KDB at captain, no Haaland at all… at least the final two weeks will be peaceful as I won’t have to care.
89 (assuming Robinson comes in for Gusto) with 3 to play.
Hovering around the 25k mark and have been for some time now.
Should be buzzing but my old foe in my mates ML (I used Kane to claw back a 15 point deficit on the last day of last season to pip him to top spot after failing to lead all season) is just out in front and is much better placed to tackle GW37 via BB than I!
Contemplating concentrating on getting a sold XI of doublers next week and then BB in 38 as I'll need a -8+ to get even one doubler on my bench next week...am I mad?!
Just feel like my current (planned) bench will outscore 37 in 38!
Hovering around the 25k mark and have been for some time now.
Should be buzzing but my old foe in my mates ML (I used Kane to claw back a 15 point deficit on the last day of last season to pip him to top spot after failing to lead all season) is just out in front and is much better placed to tackle GW37 via BB than I!
Contemplating concentrating on getting a sold XI of doublers next week and then BB in 38 as I'll need a -8+ to get even one doubler on my bench next week...am I mad?!
Just feel like my current (planned) bench will outscore 37 in 38!