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2024-25 Performances


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5.4 Season Average Rating
Appearances
50
Clean sheets
11
Goals
0
Assists
0
Yellow cards
1
I was told he was going to transform us.
It’s weird. His distribution in the final against City was very good, but it’s now bang average and it means there isn’t even a trade off.
 
With so little left in the season do you drop him. If we want to get a half decent fee he probably has to continue to play but sweet jaysus he is a woeful spud of a keeper.
 
I don't get it. He was known as a capable keeper before we signed him. Both Manuel Neuer and Oliver Kahn named him as their favorite to become the next world's best keeper. Anyone who claims he was always crap are just lying. But then, as with very nearly all signings we've made in the last decade, he arrives at United and promptly forgets how to play. How is that possible? And how can it keep happening over and over?
 
Caf posters all season: "United is too much of a commercial club nowadays. Onana is shit."

Matic the other day: "United is too much of a commercial club nowadays. Onana is shit."

Caf reaction, for some reason: :mad:
 
Sign another keeper and relegate him to the bench. Put him in the Fred the red costume, idc
 
Seems determined to ensure we never play in the champions league if the last few seasons are anything to go by.
 
He’s honestly the worst player we’ve ever had and that’s saying a lot. It’s not even just the mistakes which are shocking, him looking at the Lyon fans at 2-1 thinking he’s clever then dropping yet another howler, he’s an embarrassment to the club at this point.
I can’t think of another player with such misplaced confidence despite a complete lack of ability, he’s actually Hubris man.
 
Was one of the main reasons we exited CL last season and could very well be the reason we exit the EL. He's a liability, give Bayindir or Heaton a bloody run out.
 
We can't keep doing this to ourselves. He isn't a top level keeper. He single handedly got us out of the CL group stages through one mistake after another, and God knows how many points we've dropped in the league this season due to his mistakes. There's no need to drag this for another season.
 
Get shut of this cnut, fecking liability.

You can’t gob off pre match and then serve up shite like that. He’s fecking shit.
 
He just keeps on doing it. And he'll do it again if we start him again.
 
Ah yes, because putting him on the bench would have done wonders for Onana’s confidence. His manager not trusting him as soon as someone says a bad word
Why do we care about his confidence? He's a useless keeper, there is no reason he should ever wear a United shirt.

Dump him for the rest of the season
 
Ten Hag’s 2023 window was £170million on Hojlund, Onana and Mount :lol: if you allowed a City fan to sabotage us they couldn’t have done a better job. Genuinely :lol: what is this goalkeeper
 
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How did we replace De Gea with him? Matic is right; Onana is the worst United keeper ever.
De Gea had problems but I always said and will still say, he was not the most immediate problem we had to fix. Letting him go and spending 50 million or whatever on this donkey was a waste of resources and a calamity cos he has cost us games, and will now cost to replace
 
As shit as Onana is, he wasn't wrong either. We are clearly a better team. They had to rely on 2 goalkeeping errors to scratch together a draw at home.
 
Onana has to be the worst goalkeeper in Utd history. Only Roy Carroll was this bad. He was directly responsible for 2 goals tonight and that first goal was such a joke. He literally conceded a goal from a direct cross and his reaction was comical.
 
We can't keep doing this to ourselves. He isn't a top level keeper. He single handedly got us out of the CL group stages through one mistake after another, and God knows how many points we've dropped in the league this season due to his mistakes. There's no need to drag this for another season.
A big club doesn’t let this carry on. You have to make it clear that feck ups wont be tolerated
 
An absolute howler for the first Lyon goal, the second one he could have done better but I'm more annoyed with the lazy defending that led to the shot.

The second one feels worse because he's already parried the ball directly into the danger in front of him numerous times this season. He never learns
 
Bayindir has been injured which explains why he’s not had a chance. But hopefully he’s fit enough to take over for the rest of the season.
 
So fecking shit. Worst keeper in world football for me.

Should never play again. But that's been the case for years now
 
Ah yes, because putting him on the bench would have done wonders for Onana’s confidence. His manager not trusting him as soon as someone says a bad word

He doesn't need confidence if he's never going to play for us again, which he shouldn't. Because he's a tit.
 
Never want to see him play for us again.
I could have saved the first and that's not even hyperbole.
 
Doesn’t want to leave and we can’t afford to spend on another GK surely. Bit of an issue this as he’s not good enough. I don’t rate our other options either, though I do like Bayindir because you can tell it means so much to him to be playing for us. He’s just a bit shaky too.
 
Please Amorim, just play anyone but him from now on. Bayindir, Heaton, Harrison, that old coach of yours - please. Anyone.
 
First one is the same thing he did in that other game, it's obviously very hard not to react to the jumping player but he has to save it.
Second one I think is unlucky, he can't really do much but just block it and Dalot has played them all onside.
Also why are many fans seemingly unaware there's like thousands of keepers, there isn't just DDG and Onana in world football. DDG had to go.
 
Hey yourself man. I have no idea how you guys keep going on without getting banned for berating this lot.
I don't tend to berate the team all that much. I save my ire for the likes of Onana or any tin pot manager we get :lol: