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KeyserSoze

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I think i should get to see these pics as well as compensation for being blamed for this debacle :smirk:
 

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Your posts just kind of looked like something my grandmother would have posted if she was posting on the Caf - all a bit naive considering how this place usually works - no offence :smirk:
 

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That proposition crossed my mind half hour ago... It's too late now I already had my tagline changed for the worse! :(
thats not what you said; let me remind you

BTW is there any way to find out which MOD put the tagline on? Do you think it works if I send him a picture or something so he will change his mind! ;)
cough it up
 

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Your posts just kind of looked like something my grandmother would have posted if she was posting on the Caf - all a bit naive considering how this place usually works - no offence :smirk:
:lol: You are taking this thread way too serious Top!!!! I really have to laugh! My letter of request is somewhat tongue in cheek but I guess a few of you did not get it! One person above was smart enough though to take notice I think! :lol:
 

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thats not what you said; let me remind you



cough it up
So it was you! Golden Blunder!!! I will remember who put those tagline on me!

I am beating myself up for wrongly thinking there will be MODS who will do the right thing! (I was even accused of arse licking!!)
 

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You're not a mod, GB.
And since mods can't change taglines, it would be best just to send me the picture (unless redevil really is as old as my grandmother)
Here you go Redevil2. Guaranteed way of getting your tagline changed for the better - send Top a picture of your big hairy cock.

EDIT: If you're not a bloke, I'm sure Top would be satisfied with a picture of someone elses.
 

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Here you go Redevil2. Guaranteed way of getting your tagline changed for the better - send Top a picture of your big hairy cock.

EDIT: If you're not a bloke, I'm sure Top would be satisfied with a picture of someone elses.
Die!
 

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again, how do I know that?

Someone just registered as 'Gemma' in the newbies, posted a pic of 'herself' and had 30 newbies drooling over her. Turns out it was a WUM
 

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Thank you Golden Blunder!!! You the man!

Well not the greatest tagline, but at least it's better than the previous ones! Can you wait while I will search for a nice pic from the internet.. :-)) Just kidding!!!!
 

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It's funny! Why would a bloke wants to pretend to be a girl in a football forum?! (unless it's a WU!) And I was never a WU in all of my years of posting!!!!!
If it's any consolation, I think you sound very feminine. Your beauty transcends (whatever that means :nervous:) any doubt I had and I think some of the guys are falling in love. If your a guy, watch your bum. If your a girl, watch your bum. We live in an ironic world at times :D
 

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If it's any consolation, I think you sound very feminine. Your beauty transcends (whatever that means :nervous:) any doubt I had and I think some of the guys are falling in love. If your a guy, watch your bum. If your a girl, watch your bum. We live in an ironic world at times :D
That are very strong words there! But you sound a very romantic guy!!
 

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That are very strong words there! But you sound a very romantic guy!!
Well, I wouldn't say that though I did once help a fat woman get through a double door once. I told her to lose weight. Anyway a few weeks later she walked in. Ok, so she broke the knob off the door but I was so proud :drool:

She worked so hard, I even let her on top once :)

Sorry i'm being charming, the other guys want their pics lol :nervous:
 

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What!
And me comparing you to my old grandmother wasn't romantic?
That's my best line...
What? your grandma is old!? LOL

No, you are just TOP no more no less! (If my memory serves, at least I still remember your photoshop skill was top!)

Now I am trying to forget all the mean things that have been said to me!
 

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What? your grandma is old!? LOL

No, you are just TOP no more no less! (If my memory serves, at least I still remember your photoshop skill was top!)

Now I am trying to forget all the mean things that have been said to me!
Do you do e-dating? I heard it's the in vogue thing to do. Real relationships don't matter anymore. I read it in 'what woman', a magazine i'm currently writing for womankind because women are so much better then men, I think. :D
 

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Do you do e-dating? I heard it's the in vogue thing to do. Real relationships don't matter anymore. I read it in 'what woman', a magazine i'm currently writing for womankind because women are so much better then men, I think. :D
No I don't (cos I do real dating! But I kind of wondering what you meant by real relationship doesn't matter anymore!) E-dating probably doesn't involve going to movies and dinner! What's the fun of it?
 

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Well, I wouldn't say that though I did once help a fat woman get through a double door once. I told her to lose weight. Anyway a few weeks later she walked in. Ok, so she broke the knob off the door but I was so proud :drool:

She worked so hard, I even let her on top once :)

Sorry i'm being charming, the other guys want their pics lol :nervous:
If this is true, she should be thanking you (for helping her, and also for asking her to look after herself, i.e. losing weight!) But I am sure women do not like being told they have to lose weight!!! LOL

Yes, you are charming!!! *crossed my heart*
 

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No I don't (cos I do real dating! But I kind of wondering what you meant by real relationship doesn't matter anymore!) E-dating probably doesn't involve going to movies and dinner! What's the fun of it?
Oh you got to go with the time. I read it cosmo. It said women are doing it for themselves. Subtle innuendo, very unexpected. E-dating is great. Anyone who's anyone does it. By rights you should claim me now, just incase. Gotta move with the times sister.

The other guys are like, for feck sake wheres our pic :D....
 

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If this is true, she should be thanking you (for helping her, and also for asking her to look after herself, i.e. losing weight!) But I am sure women do not like being told they have to lose weight!!! LOL

Yes, you are charming!!! *crossed my heart*
Actually it's ok she was just wearing really big earings. Pat Butcher was her name.

I imagine at this moment in time your thinking of dumping your guy? No pressure like ;)
 

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Actually it's ok she was just wearing really big earings. Pat Butcher was her name.

I imagine at this moment in time your thinking of dumping your guy? No pressure like ;)
Dumping him wouldn't be easy you know! In this day and age, it seems they are more vulnerable!!
 
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