This Weekend's Football
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Bar claims Premiership MOTM Award?
Just on the ridiculously small chance that they don't win, I'll make sure with this quote that you can't weasel out of that declaration.
If Fulham win i will donate my first born.
I've actually been to the barBar's today.
Make 'stanchion' work as a pun and I'll be impressed.
If Fulham win the first thing I'll do is probably go to sleep - it's almost 2 am here...
No problem. Thankfully my first born was born out of wedlock and was raised by a family of Citeh fans in Trafford........you can have her.Just on the ridiculously small chance that they don't win, I'll make sure with this quote that you can't weasel out of that declaration.
Imagine, the RedCafe site would have its own baby to bring up as it pleased.Just on the ridiculously small chance that they don't win, I'll make sure with this quote that you can't weasel out of that declaration.
What a twisted, fickle, hysterical child it would be.
I call first dips!!
Oh dear torres.
That's brilliant
All proposed proceeds are to be paid in full to RedCafe I'll have you know good sirNo problem. Thankfully my first born was born out of wedlock and was raised by a family of Citeh fans in Trafford........you can have her.
I went to the bar last night to get over a recent rebound.
I drank until I was struggling to stay upright, I didn't think it would work but guess what happened when I couldn't stand? Chundered everywhere.
In fairness if it hit the stanchion it'd have to have crossed the line... but okay here goes....
When I roll in drunk from the cross town bar, I'll have to remain upright to open the door possibly supporting myself with the frame. The first two things on my mind will be stand, key in, and then I'll be able to post on redcafe about how liverpool always hit the post and make hideous puns about it.
I'm an absolute nervous wreck and we've still over half an hour to go.
somebody hold me
somebody hold me
I think I need to shower after all this punnage
I wish L'Pool would score now and get it over with rather than do it in the last minute or something.
Jesus dont get your hopes up for a game like this. I couldnt be more relaxed. Anything less than a scouse win is like an unexpected bonus.I'm an absolute nervous wreck and we've still over half an hour to go.
somebody hold me
Nice attempt, but Erics was better.
Fulham need to show more ambition here.
With Babel and Riera on the bench Pool will turn them over
With Babel and Riera on the bench Pool will turn them over
Freekick to Fulham. Should've got a yellow.
Apparently.
Apparently.
Get a grip. Liverpool were always going to win this. The only game that really matters this weekend is us against Villa. What state are you going to be in for that game??I'm an absolute nervous wreck and we've still over half an hour to go.
somebody hold me
Fulham not playing as well as they did against us.
Why is everyone such a pessimist?
I predict a Fulham goal off the bar in the 90th minute.
I predict a Fulham goal off the bar in the 90th minute.
skrtel u dirty pizza shit
Notices Skrtel has taken to common assault these days.
I wish Stevie G would score his trademark Mr Liverpool special like... now, as opposed to in half an hour thereby ruining my evening.
Listening to the whole MR LIVERPOOL TO THE RESCUE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD spiel will be much more tolerable if I get to watch 25 odd minutes of the scousers bricking it whenever Fulham get sight of goal.
I wish Stevie G would score his trademark Mr Liverpool special like... now, as opposed to in half an hour thereby ruining my evening.
Listening to the whole MR LIVERPOOL TO THE RESCUE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD spiel will be much more tolerable if I get to watch 25 odd minutes of the scousers bricking it whenever Fulham get sight of goal.
They were playing against 10 men.
A likely story.
can I get a second opinion? I thought mine was quite clever... well for 2am anyway
Or maybe L'Pool are playing better than we did.
They've not conceded and in fairness Liverpool have packed the pitch with defenders and a defensive midfielder.
Why is it players like Gerrard and Carragher get referred to as Mr. Liverpool and Lampard and Terry are referred to as Mr. Chelsea, whereas the likes of Gary, Paul and Ryan aren't embraced in this way despite them not handing in transfer requests and not even having agents..
Will Bennet do us a favour?
They don't actively seek as much publicity as their counterparts
We have a greater number of British players in our squad than Chelsea and Liverpool - which somewhat masks their uniqueness.
Exactly.
Plus:
In the second half against Fulham we could have scored around five or six goals.
We were unlucky, Schwarzer was good, let's hope for a repeat.
everytime gerrard gets the ball Jon Champion raises his voice "GERAAAAAARD"
'Danny Murphy's backheel gives the ball away'
er.....
er.....
Now Bennett doing his best to help Liverpool, denying Fulham every opportunity at a free kick. I'm starting to wonder if it wasn't him who sang YAWN during that interview...