Xander45
Know-It-All Champion May 2009
Why does Jensen always look so calm? No urgency in his face there at all.For the benefit of Top and other gif'ers:
Why does Jensen always look so calm? No urgency in his face there at all.For the benefit of Top and other gif'ers:
Seriously? He looks bigger than that. But then, I am comparing him to the last wearer of the 32 shirt!!He's not actually. Only 5ft 10" I think.
Well that's the tallest 5.10 i've seen. He can jump over 7ft thoughThe replays showed that he never actually headed the ball, he telekinetically lifted it over the keeper
He only looks calm because he is in the presence of The One.Why does Jensen always look so calm? No urgency in his face there at all.
Been done already. Saw it in the ACN last night. Can't say it looked badI wonder if Nani ever assists a Diouf goal (or vice versa), will they do a synchronised goal celebration? Because I think that would be the most awesome thing ever.
maybe the brummies are a bunch of midgets?From footage of Diouf before we signed him I thought he looked about 5'10'', but when he came on against Birmingham I thought he looked well over 6ft. Weird.
Oh nos ... he said Man Utd in the interview ... will he be forgiven for being The One?
my new clubOh nos ... he said Man Utd in the interview ... will he be forgiven for being The One?
Hilarious in reality though.Diouf, Diop...
Priceless exchange on Ireland's TodayFM during the Manchester United v Burnley match on Sunday, between commentator Ian Beach and ex-Ireland international Mick Martin.
Discussing United sub and goal scorer Mame Diouf:
Martin: "I wonder if he's related to that other Diouf, the one at Portsmouth?"
Beach: "You mean Papa Bouba Diop?"
Martin: "Yeah that's the guy."
Beach: "No, I don't think they're related. They have different surnames for a start."
He's already started to call himself "The One"
"He's beginning to believe..."He's already started to call himself "The One"
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"No, I'm not The One who's deciding"
If you watch the replays, oddly enough, Jensen doesn't actually run that quick to the ball! He must have thought he would have got it ahead of Diouf, severely underestimating The One's pace, which is quicker than Usain Bolt on steroids.Why does Jensen always look so calm? No urgency in his face there at all.
White men cant jump....For the benefit of Top and other gif'ers:
No he doesn't! He says "My NEW team", it does sound a bit like "Man Utd team".Oh nos ... he said Man Utd in the interview ... will he be forgiven for being The One?
I know only of Vidic facts:I'm still awaiting for all the Mame Biram Diouf is so fast....etc etc where we replace the classic Chuck Norris facts with our own hilarious versions with Diouf as the protagonist.
best get started...
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Mame Biram Diouf
I actually hope he does fail. Probably the first time I have felt this way. Horrible attitude.Diouf could still be awful...
Impossible to judge him since hes only had around 6 touches.
You weerdo.I actually hope he does fail. Probably the first time I have felt this way. Horrible attitude.
Would hate to see him in our first team permanently. I cant stand the sight of him.
And also, hes invisible every match I watch him. He is a natural goalscorer, but his all round play is hurrendous.
Its more like fat man cant jump.White men cant jump....
Class movie
Hows he balancing on that corner flag. Miraculous.