Recent content by GJNJ

  1. Transfer Tweets - Manchester United - 2023/24

    Our guy struggles carrying his own body weight let alone a ball as well.
  2. Eric Ramsey - Set Piece Coach | Agreed deal with Minnesota United

    36 month gardening leave or 100m compensation and a men in black style memory wipe.
  3. Dan Ashworth - Newcastle DoF currently tending to his garden

    I'm more talking about the journalist rather than than Newcastle. I think this has all come from Henry Winter saying about the database on his laptop, if he hadn't have said that then it wouldn't have been mentioned. Every club will have a massive database and scout reports and it more about...
  4. Dan Ashworth - Newcastle DoF currently tending to his garden

    Yes I'm aware, I have been on gardening leave myself and put people on gardening leave, I'm talking about the one-upmanship of journalism for something that is a standard practice.
  5. Dan Ashworth - Newcastle DoF currently tending to his garden

    I'm not talking about his laptop being block, I agree that is a standard process but reporting on it and putting it in capitals.
  6. Dan Ashworth - Newcastle DoF currently tending to his garden

    Strange behaviour reporting on his laptop being blocked, very child like. Like it would be impossible for him to remove/remember the info he needs.
  7. Omar Berrada | Man Utd CEO

    What does Txiki actually do? :lol: From the snippets from the documentary on this thread, they have Berrada being the brains. If I could bring myself to watch it in full it’s probably more balanced. Or maybe Txiki is just Pep’s handler, feeds and cleans out his padded cell.
  8. Famous United fans...

    Tom Grenan
  9. Dan Ashworth - Newcastle DoF currently tending to his garden

    I think the leak regarding Berrada was from City rather than Ineos as the first mention was they were disappointed but calm, or something along those lines. I would expect the first leak to come from Newcastle as the follow a similar damage control.
  10. Moises Caicedo | Chelsea agree £115M fee | signed for Chelsea

    Maybe we can get him on a free when his 13 year contract ends at Chelsea.
  11. Maguire | he stays!

    An ode to Moyes Moyes with your ginger hair And you’re Golem stare You once cause us despair Only now for you to repair All is forgiven With the money you have given And taking these unloved pieces adding to our waining resources You’d better stay out of Greece There maybe trouble...
  12. Rasmus Højlund | Signed for United

    That explains the hair. Like a young Worzel Gummidge.
  13. Rasmus Højlund | Signed for United

    I was happy in the haze of a United hour But heaven knows I'm miserable now. I was looking for a striker, and then I found a striker. And heaven knows I'm miserable now. In my life Why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I post or not?
  14. Rasmus Højlund | Signed for United

    Yeah great idea and swap sleeve sponsors for xg stats.
  15. Rasmus Højlund | Signed for United

    We need to keep this practical. Maybe we could change the shirt number to transfer fee and wages. Perhaps one step further it should be the yearly amortised number to avoid the numbers being too high as they will be difficult to read.