Recent content by NinjaZombie

  1. Mason Mount | 2023/24 Performances

    I've been thinking I'll judge him when he gets a run in gully functional team but I think I've changed my mind. He's a bit of a useless crock, judging by how much matches he misses through injury.
  2. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    Him putting Wheatley on at 4-0....what was the young lad to do? Suffer through the ignominy of losing to such a score line while Eze was taking the piss out of them.
  3. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    Yeah. Let's say we absolve him of our disastrous recruitment strategy and our terrible injury record that left us with the players we had available last night (not that I think we should), going into the game still with the same open midfield setup that has failed miserably this season is solely...
  4. Bielsa calls up amateur player to Uruguay squad

    Could've sworn Casemiro looked like an amateur last night.
  5. Post match vs Crystal Palace

    I've just woken up, it's 1pm over here where I am. Half of my off day wasted, just because I was stupid enough to stay up at 3am to watch these sorry bunch. Meanwhile, these players will get their paycheck at the end of the week, a significant sum of money well beyond what I earn annually...
  6. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    He knows he's gone. Won't be surprised if he resigns tomorrow. We've done a lot of stupid things over the years so let's just get Keane in as interim to see what happens. :lol:
  7. Aaron Wan-Bissaka | 2023/24 Performances

    If I had to mention all of his deficiencies, I'd be writing a full blown article as a forum post. Bolded bit is so true. It's something Sunday league players can't get right. This guy's a professional footballer. How?
  8. Casemiro | 2023/24 Performances

    He'll start the cup final.
  9. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    Don't get me wrong, we deserved to lose that. Evans and Casemiro were awful, we had no midfield and the only "moments" player we had out there was Garnacho. But no one's talking about how the Palace player went through Dalot from behind on that 3rd goal.
  10. Aaron Wan-Bissaka | 2023/24 Performances

    The typical AWB experience: taking an age to get the ball under control taking an age to decide what to do with the ball once he gets it under control just going through the motion of releasing the ball to the closest player he can find The first two results in the opponent being able to set...
  11. Casemiro | 2023/24 Performances

    Every time I think he's played his worst game, he outdoes himself soon enough. Guy is supposed to be the most experienced player out there and he's the one who fecks things up.
  12. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    He's done. Jim Ratcliffe's going on about untidy dressing rooms and IT offices and here is a manager who has overseen a league campaign that has us in negative goal difference who wasn't employed by him. No way he survives this.
  13. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    Spot on. I'd also argue that ETH has gotten this team to play how he wants them to play. Was Mourinho's United this chaotic?
  14. Can any United players in history beat Nick Culkin's record?

    Yeah but did he made a single appearance for us though?
  15. Can any United players in history beat Nick Culkin's record?

    In a similar spirit, is Danny Simpson the only player in the modern era who came through the United academy, actually played a few games for us, never got a Prem medal with us but with another club instead?