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2023-24 Performances


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4.9 Season Average Rating
Appearances
32
Goals
5
Assists
4
Yellow cards
11
Red cards
1

BarstoolProphet

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Don't think I've ever seen a worse performance when you factor in how much he was involved throughout :lol:
 

NinjaZombie

Punched the air when Liverpool beat City
Joined
Dec 7, 2011
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10,202
Every time I think he's played his worst game, he outdoes himself soon enough. Guy is supposed to be the most experienced player out there and he's the one who fecks things up.
 

Bobski

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Sep 5, 2017
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15 tackles attempted, dribbled past 8 times. Both must be near records, his unwillingness to stay on his feet is ridiculous.
 

Malone_Post

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Jul 2, 2022
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The fact he was captain today :lol:

He’s an absolute clown. If he’s still next season then the summer window will have been a disaster.
 

edgecutter

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Feb 11, 2014
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I said it last year that buying a player for 60 million when he's in his 30s would eventually come back and haunt us.
 

Heinzesight

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May 12, 2005
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Bloody hell. I was confused by people saying he was doing better recently and looked ok at the back. He’s a disaster and should be nowhere near the cup final.
 

Lash

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What an utterly howling performance. So bad it made me feel sorry for him.
 

gaffs

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May 10, 2007
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Moscow 08, Rome 09, London 11
Yes, he was playing our of position, but jesus christ, that was absolutely terrible.

He looks like a Sunday league player who's been out on the booze the night before.
 

Telsim

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Nov 7, 2021
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As everyone who as an inkling said at the time, this has proven to be an absolutely terrible transfer. 80 million + the top draw salary.

Or perhaps an incredible piece of business. A heavy investment into Real Madrid to help them stop City and Liverpool from winning the Champions League.
 

hasanejaz88

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Dec 3, 2017
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I know he was playing out of position but some of those mistakes had nothing to do with playing as a CB instead of DM. Must be one of the worst performances of his career.
 

Blood Mage

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Aug 25, 2019
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Fabinho-esque decline from him this season. It's scary how shit a once top class player can suddenly look once their body no longer fancies it.
 

Zlatan 7

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May 26, 2016
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11,950
Not much to even say, he was awful. Apart from how shit he defended the one bit that stood out to me in the second half, I think we’d had a corner and it got cleared and he run towards the wing to close down and looked like he was running through sand with his head down. Goosed
 

Castia

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Jun 18, 2011
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Had a good 6 months but he’s been shocking since. Madrid sure did see us coming
 

NoLogo

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Jun 15, 2009
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I can't remember why I joined this war.
Seeing him like this makes me actually sad. When he came here it felt like he brought a winning mentality that the team can benefit from and now he has been one of our worst players for month, completely gave up on football it feels.
 

Borys

Statistics Wizard
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May 10, 2013
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Bielsko Biala, Poland
I believe starting Casemiro today was tormenting. Such a sad way to go.

He's not a professional athlete anymore. No way he can play another game for us. Literally looks like we run him into the ground.
 

Bobski

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Sep 5, 2017
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Clown keeps throwing himself on the ground, again, again and again
I partially blame the "Cas would have been sent off for that" horseshit.

The only red card that was questionable was the hands around the neck, people making out that the refs were out to get him when he is diving in so often is delusional.
 

Pickle85

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Mar 15, 2021
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Worst player on the pitch by a mile. Not his natural position but he was dreadful. He quite clearly doesn't have the legs to play at this level any more and he looks as though he knows it.
 

Bobski

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You probably got shouted down at the time too.
And will again the next time the fanbase starts circle jerking to sign an in decline star name.

Pointless signing guys who have nothing to prove, RVP was hungry and even with him they only got a year and half.
 

kouroux

45k posts to finally achieve this tagline
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Apr 25, 2007
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Djibouti (La terre des braves)
I partially blame the "Cas would have been sent off for that" horseshit.

The only red card that was questionable was the hands around the neck, people making out that the refs were out to get him when he is diving in so often is delusional.
Diving is as often as that is suicidal defending. Who else does that ?
 

Oranges038

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Oct 19, 2020
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He could at least acknowledge his lack of pace and try to position himself better.

Watching him trying to break into a sprint is laughable.
 

KjaAnd

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Dec 30, 2012
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Never seen a player drop off so suddenly before. A complete shell of his former self. Completely done physically and mentally. Should never see the pitch again for us.
 

redshaw

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Jul 17, 2015
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Probably used up 3 years of playing energy in 6-8 months coming here.

He should leave and recover, playing for United is a grueling task.
 
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Rustyspider13

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Oct 17, 2020
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It was the worst performance I've seen in I don't know how long. Players make mistakes, I get that. But to make the same one over and over and over again... someone of his experience should know better. And to see him trying to run is like someone is trying to start an old car, takes a few tries to rev up before going. It's a steep and sad decline.
 

The Hilton

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Mar 22, 2011
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He's been so bad this season it's been borderline sabotage on occasions. He's a bit of a headless chicken at the best of times, but tonight was the worst he's been since joining.
 

Valencia Shin Crosses

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Sep 30, 2015
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"Martial...He's isolated Skrtel here..."
Never seen a player drop off so suddenly before. A complete shell of his former self. Completely done physically and mentally. Should never see the pitch again for us.
Was obvious he'd lost a step from even last year just watching the opener against Wolves. I hate Ten Hag's dogshit tactics as much as anyone but Casemiro in any system is exposed at this point at the highest level.
 

Andersons Dietician

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Jun 14, 2016
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Shockingly bad. Must have lost faith in his own ability to run as well as the amount of time he spends sliding in in stupid positions and just getting bypassed is alarming. The lack of athleticism in our squad is something that needs addressed in the summer.
 

NinjaZombie

Punched the air when Liverpool beat City
Joined
Dec 7, 2011
Messages
10,202
I believe starting Casemiro today was tormenting. Such a sad way to go.

He's not a professional athlete anymore. No way he can play another game for us. Literally looks like we run him into the ground.
He'll start the cup final.
 

flappyjay

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Feb 12, 2016
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Come the summer there will be a bunch of people with a hard on for some other super star veteran in this forum." This is not fifa, players play longer nowadays" thats what we will be told. Sadly for a long time we have had people in important positions with this mentality at the club.