I watch these purely for the insults and the small off-hand comments.
"Fanta pubes" and "The Sheffield Carlton Cole" got a chuckle out of me.
"Fanta pubes" and "The Sheffield Carlton Cole" got a chuckle out of me.
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Luke Shaw 
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The more you see the goal, the more amazing it looks 
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Very good
Love to know who does these and if they are on the Caf…
There was an interview with him in December's United we stand.
“second half of the season… we’re doing a title charge”
https://x.com/alternativemufc/status/1740054982047760570?s=61&t=ZvGzfV2Qafn11jKrPfufuA
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Unfortunately you have to be reasonably quick now as Twitter is full of people who report this type of stuff to the Copyright Police… and it gets pulled.
Some pain in the hole that these are taken down so fast! I never get to see 'em!
Supposedly it's Walcott who touts them into the copyright police for being compared to Rashford.
Get it while it’s hot … or before the copyright police make him take it down.
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One of the best for a while.Bebe makes an appearance
Taken down before I got a chance to see them. I love them. I bought the two season reviews prior. I'll certainly be buying them each season if he continues to offer them.
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its incredible how accurate this is
Wigan and Spurs are still up
That one is class.
banger and banger. So good
what the actual hell is at McTominay bit?!
Those alternative commentary are fantastic
The Bill Oddie line is a cracker
Gavisconana
"The kilt wearing hide and seek champion"
Rofl’d like a child at Onana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana HEARTBURN!
I've subbed to his patreon. I need a weekly dose of these in my life.
I did the same a few months back. Seems like a good chap.
Wait till you find out about the allegations
Not saying there are allegations but if there are just wait until they come out. If they really did those things, it could be big trouble for them, if they did them that is. You've either broken the law or you haven't
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Pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass HAVE IT.
Honestly how I feel watching is a lot of the time
Honestly how I feel watching is a lot of the time
Hull City tigers?
FFS you really need to self moderate your posting, or smash your keyboard or cut your own fingers off or something.
