Alternative MUFC Commentary

Vidyoyo

The bad "V"
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I expected something funny and left with my hopes and dreams shattered

Edit: Fecking hell horsey. I edited this so I'd sound less like a twat and now I've had to retype what I originally said
 

horsechoker

The Caf's Roy Keane.
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Can't say, but if you think about it you might know what they did or didn't do. Sometimes not doing something is a crime and sometimes doing something is a crime and if everybody is capable of crime then there is a non zero per cent chance they've done something and if that something comes to light you'll know about it.
 

klayton88

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Not saying there are allegations but if there are just wait until they come out. If they really did those things, it could be big trouble for them, if they did them that is. You've either broken the law or you haven't
Please expand on this. What allegations?
 

Herschel Krustofsky

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Obviously very talented, hope he gets the recognition he deserves.

The Bruno ‘penalty’ against Wigan nearly killed me, was laughing for about 15 minutes and genuinely feared I couldn’t stop

Have just become a subscriber :)
 

wolfofballst7

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Anyone have a link to the wolves match? I missed it and it's been removed from twitter/X
 

Red Royal

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Tastefully done around Munich and hilarious for the rest of it, well done.

I don't get the Jeremy/Onana name - can anyone enlighten me please?
 

Sounds of the Aquarium

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Tastefully done around Munich and hilarious for the rest of it, well done.

I don't get the Jeremy/Onana name - can anyone enlighten me please?
he referred to Onana as "The Cameroonian Jeremy Beadle'" in an early effort.
whether its saying onanas highlight reel belongs on you've been framed or he is suggesting he has a really small right hand i dont know :lol:
 
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Behind the right goal post as "Whiteside shoots!"
Tastefully done around Munich and hilarious for the rest of it, well done.

I don't get the Jeremy/Onana name - can anyone enlighten me please?
It’s because Jeremy Beadle had small/slightly odd shaped hands.

Yes, nice intro to the Babes and watching Busby made me re-realise how similar him and SAF were (and wives supporting them) … and how amazingly lucky we were to have not one but two GOAT tier managers.

Liked the running go at Zouma… w#nker deserves it.
 

Red Royal

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he referred to Onana as "The Cameroonian Jeremy Beadle'" in an early effort.
whether its saying onanas highlight reel belongs on you've been framed or he is suggesting he has a really small right hand i dont know :lol:
Thanks - Jeremy Flipping Beadle hand :D... that is ridiculously funny and going to stick in my head now.
 

Reditus

Lineup Prediction League Winner 2021-22
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I missed his last 2 for the Wolves and West Ham wins. I take it these are not possible to find now?
 

Annihilate Now!

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The ding off Maguire's head and the post thump off Lindelof's head are the clear highlights here.
 
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Best for a while that.

Stephen Graham “get your xxxxing hands off him!” to Southgate… Paddy… Benny Hill… Titanic to bagpipes…

And for some time, the Andy Tate “second half…” has been one of my favourites. I send it to my non United supporting mates every time we win :)

Think my favourite was “offside… offside… why do I live in Birmingham? (:lol:)… offside… YMCA”.