I think it's trivial to have some unhinged takes without being a lunatic, but if you really want it to be true that I'm calling you a lunatic then I'm not going to argue with you about it. I don't have the power to section you, so it really doesn't matter that much.
If you really want me to put forward a rational argument for why it's possible to break your nose without having black eyes for weeks, then I guess I could. It would go something like this:
- Premise 1: Based on a lot of accounts it's perfectly possible to break your nose without having black eyes for weeks.
- Premise 2: There is no conspiracy where a vast network of people band together to falsely claim that they have broken their noses without having black eyes for weeks.
- Premise 3: According to
the NHS it's perfectly possible to break your nose without having black eyes for weeks.
- Premise 4: It's reasonable to believe medical experts on the subject of broken noses, black eyes, and the duration of those things.
- Conclusion: It is perfectly possible to break your nose without having black eyes for weeks.