Questions for @Annihilate Now!
- Did the BBC pay you?
Yes. In slices of Ham... the racists
- Do you feel radio as a medium has a bright future?
I think Radio 2.0 will be a game changer. Note: Not Radio 2
- Why did you put on a Manchester accent?
Authenticity Are Kid
- Is Steve Claridge as nice in real telephone as he seems in radio life?
Wanker kept interupting me - the star of the show! He needs to know his place.
- Are you now subject to investigation under operation Yewtree?
Yup. Being on the radio changed nothing
- Would you like to be a full time radio phone in participant when you grow up?
I see my career progression moving towards talking head on ITV'S 50 Whackiest Football Moments Featuring Animals.
- Did you do any silent trumps whilst discussing Hughes as a managerial candidate?
No. Just Audible ones.
- Did you feel the host racially discriminated against you at any time?
See question one. The producer also said "Cheers Brown Boy" after I'd finished, but I think that was because of how long I spent in the brown room.
- What was the green room like?
Brown
- Did you get to keep the phone?
Yes. Cheers taxpayers