[Sgt.Dignam]

Those are not even close to outstanding numbers in the Eredivisie. What an embarrassment.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

On the spectrum of Antony performances, that was alright I suppose.

It's very much a shit spectrum though.

 

[VP89]

I actually think he was alright today. Just park the price tag, he did well enough for us in this outing.

 

[Dec9003]

He played really well in the first half, a bit quieter in the second but for the time he was on we struggled to get much of the ball.

 

[Unam333]

Ok match.

 

[V.O.]

Good performance. Our best bits of play came from him, Dalot and Bruno down the right hand side.

Hopefully he's on his way to getting out of the shit form he's been in all season. Looked to be playing with a bit of confidence today.

 

[Aint gota Kalou]

Zero penetration as per but does link well and works very hard. He needs a flying RB and forwards making runs into the box he can pick out with passes otherwise he's useless. Was fine today

 

[Van Piorsing]

Do we really need to bring Haller to this team for him to start doing any magic ? It's absurd.

 

[Marwood]

I think right wing might be his worst position.

 

[Lash]

OK today, but he's under scrutiny, so needs to be better. If he scores that shot that hits the bar, the narrative completely changes about his performance.

 

[lex talionis]

It is what it is.

 

[#07]

£80m for Antony. You just have to laugh.

 

[kundalini]

Shot that hit the bar was a decent effort. Reasonable performance overall.

 

[El-Manos]

Ya he’s been shit this season but wouldn’t criticise him today. Decent performance . Rashford & Garnacho were worse

 

[Lash]

Shot that hit the bar was a decent effort. Reasonable performance overall.

Exactly, if that flies in, I think we're talking about this performance in a far different light.

 

[OL29]

You just can’t rely on him as an attacker. He’s a good footballer who keeps the ball well and can progress it but he offers pretty much 0 threat. Unfortunately I can’t see him being effective in any other position either.

 

[mu4c_20le]

£80m for Antony. You just have to laugh.

Well, if you don't you'll cry

 

[#07]

Exactly, if that flies in, I think we're talking about this performance in a far different light.

No, we are slaughtering him for being average but scoring a wonder goal. Matty Taylor used to bang in long ranger a season for Portsmouth. Didn't make him Man Utd quality.

We know Antony is capable from range. But sadly, at the level we want to return to, we need more than what he can offer.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

No, we are slaughtering him for being average but scoring a wonder goal. Matty Taylor used to bang in long ranger a season for Portsmouth. Didn't make him Man Utd quality.

We know Antony is capable from range. But sadly, at the level we want to return to, we need more than what he can offer.

That’s a terrible analogy. Partly because it wouldn’t have been a wonder goal anyway but mainly because his overall performance was decent. A big improvement on recent games where he’s really been in bad form.

 

[Stig]

On the spectrum of Antony performances, that was alright I suppose.

It's very much a shit spectrum though.

He is utterly awful, awful going forward and contributing in the attack. 0/10 ( minus marks not allowed)

He is more than decent at tracking back and helping out. 7/10 at least.

 

[Mike Smalling]

Such a shame that early goal didn't go in. He needed that, and it was just bad luck.

The performance as a whole doesn't change much. He works hard tracking back, but when that is most positive thing you can say about our £80m forward, things are pretty dire. There was a few times when he tried to dribble past players with pace and he sort of loses balance and stumbles over his own feet, which is kind of funny. He was nowhere near able to actually goes past a Nottingham Forest defender.

 

[aeh1991]

The better he plays, the better for us. We gotta sell him in summer, no questions.

 

[Lyng]

Such a shame that early goal didn't go in. He needed that, and it was just bad luck.

The performance as a whole doesn't change much. He works hard tracking back, but when that is most positive thing you can say about our £80m forward, things are pretty dire. There was a few times when he tried to dribble past players with pace and he sort of loses balance and stumbles over his own feet, which is kind of funny. He was nowhere near able to actually goes past a Nottingham Forest defender.

Yeah if he was a fullback I could understand the praise he gets for that performance, but as a winger he was really below any kind of United standard.

 

[lsd]

Needs to follow Ten Hag out the door immediately. He is a league one player at his best. Comes on loses the ball every single time he has it. He is longing straight across the line and still runs offside.

This is every performance from him.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Basically just a team mascot now

 

[2mufc0]

Sell this dud please.

Why ETH even subbed him on in the first place.

 

[Roboc7]

He’s absolute shite, shouldn’t even get anymore chances as it’s a complete waste of everyone’s time. Have to hope he can have a decent loan spell wherever he is next season so there is at least slight possibility of him being sold at some point.

 

[klayton88]

Just put him down. He's Rooney in his last year's levels of bad.

 

[Pscholes18]

Did absolutely nothing.

 

[Murder on Zidane's Floor]

Just out him down. He's Rooney in his last year's levels of bad.

Behave. I'd take Rooney now over him.

 

[NinjaZombie]

Did absolutely nothing.

Did fall over a few times to be fair.

 

[Superunknown]

At his very best, he's invisible. At his worst, he's abysmal. 100% needs to be shifted on in the summer - and we are just going to have to stomach the inevitable loss in terms of money. What a disappointment. Such a poor signing.

 

[Murder on Zidane's Floor]

Needs to follow Ten Hag out the door immediately. He is a league one player at his best. Comes on loses the ball every single time he has it. He is longing straight across the line and still runs offside.

This is every performance from him.

Smile, thumbs up at team mate, more smiles, loses the ball, thumbs up, smile again, backwards pass.

 

[Valencia Shin Crosses]

Still getting minutes over a young player is fecking embarrassing. Ship him out along with his biggest cheerleader

 

[Malone_Post]

It’s just laughable at this point. He’s so hopeless it’s become funny.

 

[Matt851]

Do we really need to bring Haller to this team for him to start doing any magic ? It's absurd.

I think we need a right back capable of doing all the attacking for him to really flourish

 

[ZainCRse7en]

A winger who has zero pace and can't beat a training cone, let alone his man.

 

[Murder on Zidane's Floor]

Remember lads, the manager who is on millions of pounds per annum says and I quote:

"I know from the past he is unstoppable, no defender can stop him because he's one of the quickest in the first 10 yards...

Don't ever feel imposter syndrome will you.

 

[Telsim]

Yeah, whatever.

 

[Murder on Zidane's Floor]

Surely there is a YT comp of all the ruined counter attacks?