He was always a bit shit apart from a few spells in his first season, to be fair. He just managed to get even more shit, and he's so shit now that his shitness levels have gone to a new extreme of shit that I never deemed imaginable.
Bird sh*ts in Ashley Young's mouth
- Thread starter Erics_Collar
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The birds know
Another fair feather fan shitting on our players.
Just how certain are we that the suspicious white substance entering the victim's mouth is poo?
It could be any number of things, the most obvious of which needs no mention.
Its clearly sperm. Bird sperm.
It could be any number of things, the most obvious of which needs no mention.
Its clearly sperm. Bird sperm.
Bravo
Well it certainly wasn't performance-enhancing drugs.
He always denies this in a a weirdly passionate way, despite never saying what actually did drop into his mouth. He was post truth before Trump even knew how to spray on his own hair.
He won't be asking for feedback again.
Hahaha...So it’s finally been conclusively proved by “our players are superheroes who can never do no wrong” MUTV...
Honestly, having been shat on by a bird as a player at a football match, there's no way Ashley Young wouldn't have started vomiting immediately and needed quite a few minutes to recover. Not to mention brush his teeth 20 times and use an entire bottle of mouthwash.
Probably just Stan Collymore doing live commentary
Time flies... like the bird!
And it only produced shit... like the bird!
And it only produced shit... like the bird!
It was someone flicking a load of smegma from the stands.
FFS!
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The kind of wife and kids I want for my future. Embracing the meme culture.
Nah, sometimes you have to play it cool when something embarrassing happens. Young knows.
Have to be honest here: when I zoomed-in on the gif, it looks like the angle's deceptive*, and the bird's delivery goes past Ashley's right cheek.
*There's no depth to the image, for the viewer, so at first glance it appears to go directly into Young's mouth; that might not be the case, though,, and may actually go behind him.
*There's no depth to the image, for the viewer, so at first glance it appears to go directly into Young's mouth; that might not be the case, though,, and may actually go behind him.
I find Ashley's testimony compelling. If a man has to lie about a bird shitting in his mouth to his wife then something is amiss and the relationship won't last.
No, trust me. The bird shit that landed all over me, three or four teammates and everyone's gear was one of the foulest things I've ever smelled. I couldn't imagine the horror of any of that ending up in your mouth.
That would be perfect for the tv show - A Question of sport - for the "what happens next?"
I like the fact even his family rip the piss out of him for it. He can basically never win any argument again.
"Well yeah but, you let a bird shit in your mouth, so, you know..."
"Well yeah but, you let a bird shit in your mouth, so, you know..."
Wow, this is quite harsh.