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[Eboue]

here we go

 

[Kasper]

Everything voted down, what a shocker

 

[Infra-red]

Ayes vs Noes

B Baron: Leave without a deal: 160 vs 400

D Boles: Common Market 2.0: 188 vs 283

H Eustice: EEA/EFTA, No CU: 65 vs 377

J Clarke: Customs Union: 264 vs 272

K Corbyn: Perm CU: 237 vs 307

L Cherry: Revoke: 184 vs 293

M Beckett: Confirmatory Ballot: 268 vs 295

O Fysh: Malthouse: 139 vs 422

All motions failed.

 

[Berbaclass]

No to everything pretty much.

 

[madzo2007]

What a shower of ....

 

[redtilded121]

clear as mud then

 

[Minimalist]

So are these going to be ordered by some way?

 

[Jacko21]

Good thing MP's chose to take control of the process...

 

[Paul the Wolf]

What a surprise!

 

[Mr Pigeon]

But even as a bribe it's shite.

It's exposed in the most blatant and obvious terms that this whole thing, right from Cameron even considering the referendum, never mind actually announcing the fecking thing, has just been about Tory party management and leadership struggles, and even if her deal were to pass, all it means is that whoever takes over is shackled by an incredibly flawed deal that everyone knows was incredibly unpopular.

Exactly. "I'll leave the house if you let me smear my name in shit onto the kitchen walls on my way out".

 

[Pexbo]

With a free vote, every single option will be:

Ayes: ~150
Noes: ~500

0/7 motions passed.

Not far off.

 

[altodevil]

Nothing changes

 

[JonDahl]

Hahaha

 

[Penna]

All lost.

 

[esmufc07]

ffs

 

[Ubik]

Did I hear Barry Gardiner say "yes!" then?

 

[Hephaestus]

We are so fecked.

 

[Paul the Wolf]

No deal it is then

 

[Minimalist]

Stone Cold Steve Bercow about to whoop ass again tonight.

 

[Kasper]

The Clark one was surprisingly close, seems a CU deal is sort of the most popular?

 

[Dobba]

Unconfirmed reports coming through that Labour whipping in favour of votes doesn't change parliamentary maths for a second vote after all.

 

[Hephaestus]

No deal it is then

Yep. Going to be all that's left.

 

[Klopper76]

So No Deal by default?

 

[711]

As another oldie, I'd say the 3-day week in 1974 and the miners' strike was a terrible time.

Yeah, Heath asked 'who rules Britain' and answer was 'not you'.

 

[EwanI Ted]

Predictable.

 

[BD]

State of them all laughing at the end too.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Did I hear Barry Gardiner say "yes!" then?

i did hear a yes as well

 

[esmufc07]

So what happens now?

 

[Ubik]

Unconfirmed reports coming through that Labour whipping in favour of votes doesn't change parliamentary maths for a second vote after all.

And yet immediately becomes more popular than Labour's plan, go figure.

 

[Paul the Wolf]

So No Deal by default?

Seems so, they can't agree on anything. This could go on for years.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

clear as mud then

Yeah, clearly we're fecked.

 

[Pexbo]

So No Deal by default?

Pretty sure that one of May’s ministers earlier revealed that No Deal is no longer the legal default now the extension has been agreed.

 

[Smores]

Seems like an obvious reduced list for Monday to me.

 

[altodevil]

Brexit purgatory for however long it takes for humans to transcend politics, time, and space.

 

[Paul the Wolf]

Pretty sure that one of May’s ministers earlier revealed that No Deal is no longer the legal default now the extension has been agreed.

Only until 12th April

 

[Infra-red]

Three most popular motions:

M Beckett: Confirmatory Ballot: 268 vs 295

J Clarke: Customs Union: 264 vs 272

K Corbyn: Perm CU: 237 vs 307

 

[Rado_N]

Hang them all.

 

[JPRouve]

Pretty sure that one of May’s ministers earlier revealed that No Deal is no longer the legal default now the extension has been agreed.

No deal is still the legal default but on April 12th.

 

[altodevil]

When all the Tories speak over Ian Blackford it makes me feel like William Wallace. feck this barbaric country and political discourse.

 

[Dobba]

And yet immediately becomes more popular than Labour's plan, go figure.