Brit girl in 'sordid Magaluf sex acts'

[DOTA]

I finally watched it. Seems to a combination of erect, semis and flaccid cocks. She doesn't bring them off no, but

Were there? I watched it once and what stuck in my mind was how thoroughly un-erotic a thing it seemed, so perhaps that clouded my memory of how erect the rather unattractive penises were.

It is very different to what "sucking off 24 men in one night" sounds like, though.

 

[711]

I finally watched it. Seems to a combination of erect, semis and flaccid cocks. She doesn't bring them off no, but she does give them 2-3 proper mouth thrusts each.

Yeah, the way her mouth moved down looked like some at least were erect.
I don't know how though, the whole thing would have brought me down, not up. A younger me too, before anyone starts!

 

[Jippy]

Were there? I watched it once and what stuck in my mind was how thoroughly un-erotic a thing it seemed, so perhaps that clouded my memory of how erect the rather unattractive penises were.

It is very different to what "sucking off 24 men in one night" sounds like, though.

Yep it was pretty far from erotic. I'd imagined they were all stood in a row for some reason, not the free for all scrum that it actually was.

 

[Jippy]

Yeah, the way her mouth moved down looked like some at least were erect.
I don't know how though, the whole thing would have brought me down, not up. A younger me too, before anyone starts!

Yeah it seems like some of the flaccid ones are tiny when she has to grab them and move right in to suck it. The version I saw blocked out the actual cocks. Er, preserving everyone's dignity and all that...

 

[dumbo]

There is a dedicated thread for movie critique, perhaps this should be moved there. Mods?

 

[Decotron]

Poor soundtrack

 

[DOTA]

There is a dedicated thread for movie critique, perhaps this should be moved there. Mods?

 

[Will Absolute]

36k views since Friday! This must be the most popular one-off CE thread in forum history.

Caftards really enjoy their 'sordid sex acts'.

 

[RedRover]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...rl-duped-into-winning-a-holiday-cocktail.html



Must be a slow news week... Can't be just me that thinks this is a massive overreaction to become headline news? Yes maybe a little OTT but it's still Magaluf, don't see many nuns out there!

I think it's pretty grim to be honest.

I've been away and done all this and I've seen, and done some daft stuff but this is taking things a bit far.

The NHS spends a fortune trying to educate people not to drink themselves to death at age 25, or contract some form of nasty, or potentially life long STD and this kind of thing is going on?

I'm glad I'm not 18 now to be honest. Too much peer pressure on kids to do stuff they might not want to.

 

[DOTA]

36k views since Friday! This must be the most popular one-off CE thread in forum history.

Caftards really enjoy their 'sordid sex acts'.

That's a lot of people who've been unfortunate enough to read what me and Silva think about stuff...

 

[Sky1981]

What does she expect, people these days film everything from murder, crash, rape, torture, and if she had half a working brain (alco or no alco) she would have known that it'll be bound to go down on the net.

It's your rights to get drunk, and it's your right to get drunk and not being abducted and raped, but it's kinda hard to blame the guys for offering silly things and the girl willingly (albeit in a drunk condition) agree.

I don't think there's much wrong officially and by law, although it is a very bastardish things to do morally.

If I'm getting drunk and going into an alien neighborhood (or even foreign bar), I'll probably get my fair few of accidents (mugged, robbed, beat up, etc) going my way. It's a dangerous world out there, and going out naked (mentally) and thinking everything is fun is a naivety one should know better.

 

[711]

Just to echo what someone else said, she didn't actually seem that drunk. Her movements were quick, coordinated and controlled, she was nowhere near the legless can't-remember-what-you-did-next-day-stage.

 

[DOTA]

Just to echo what someone else said, she didn't actually seem that drunk. Her movements were quick, coordinated and controlled, she was nowhere near the legless can't-remember-what-you-did-next-day-stage.

I can appear totally sober, providing not being required to speak, and not have a clue what I'm doing and remember nothing the next day. Physical impairment is a terrible barometer of inebriation.

 

[DFreshKing]

About as sexual as pat on the back is violent.

How the editors deemed this newsworthy enough to ruin someone's young life (it blatently should not be we are still prehistoric when it comes to attitudes to sex) is the disgutinv part of this.

Newspapers should be ashamed.

 

[finneh]

About as sexual as pat on the back is violent.

How the editors deemed this newsworthy enough to ruin someone's young life (it blatently should not be we are still prehistoric when it comes to attitudes to sex) is the disgutinv part of this.

Newspapers should be ashamed.

We're all commenting on this in a thread on a forum, therefore it is obviously newsworthy and the media will obviously cash in on it (not to mention that the video has been watched by tens of thousands of people).

Most people would realise that partaking in something like this would have the potential to ruin their (certainly short term) life in some capacity. It's not a question of right or wrong (of her actions or that of the media), but a question of simple common sense.

 

[Mockney]

We're all commenting on this in a thread on a forum, therefore it is obviously newsworthy and the media will obviously cash in on it (not to mention that the video has been watched by tens of thousands of people).

a) Most people in the thread are commenting on how un-newsworthy it is and b) that is neither how, nor should it be how we decide what's newsworthy. If I obtained a picture of the Queen taking a shit people would comment on it like crazy, but it wouldn't make it remotely newsworthy.

And that is precisely the red top tabloid excuse for printing any old crap about people's private lives.

Most people would realise that partaking in something like this would have the potential to ruin their (certainly short term) life in some capacity. It's not a question of right or wrong (of her actions or that of the media), but a question of simple common sense.

Ridiculously hindsight condemnation. How many times in life does anyone think "Hmm, this has the potential to ruin my life in some capacity"?...Especially when young, drunk and on holiday. Cheating on your partner when you have kids and a family is a far immoral act of little common sense with the potential to ruin your life in some capacity, and yet people do it all the time without a smidgen of the condemnation.

 

[Bwuk]

Well, that's her life ruined then.

 

[Sarni]

Well, if she wanted to have 24 cocks in her mouth she could have probably well done that in a hotel, or somewhere where it would have been less likely for people to record this on camera. She did it in front of well over a hundred people, the vast majority of the having smart phones/cameras with them. It was far more likely that it'd end up on the Internet than not. Wasted or not (and I don't think she was that wasted looking at the video) she should have known better - unless, obviously, she didn't mind being recorded and doesn't mind the attention she's getting, which is perfectly possible as well.

As for the act itself, I can see how people might find it perfectly acceptable for an 18-year old to go down on well over 20 men for fun. I find it slightly disgusting if anything but it doesn't hurt me directly, if she were my daughter/friend I'd be devastated obviously but since she's a complete stranger I will probably never meet I don't really have an opinion.

Looking at it from another angle she could probably make a good career out of it on TV or in porn business I'm sure. Imagine if she decided to go porn now - she'd probably have double the views of a casual debutant and could probably make a good living out of it. Since she's already been taped and she doesn't mind the odd contest she could probably jump straight into it.

 

[Adam-Utd]

Anybody else see the new report by the mirror?.

They've sent in an under cover reporter, and found a girl basically being spit roasted on the dance floor under instruction by the DJ. Stay classy!

 

[Sarni]

Anybody else see the new report by the mirror?.

They've sent in an under cover reporter, and found a girl basically being spit roasted on the dance floor under instruction by the DJ. Stay classy!

Seems like a paradise for party goers who don't mind a shag though.

 

[Cantonarightboot]

Anybody else see the new report by the mirror?.

They've sent in an under cover reporter, and found a girl basically being spit roasted on the dance floor under instruction by the DJ. Stay classy!

Like a few of us have been stating, far worse over there then what this girl done... If you we're to go into these clubs nightly I'm sure you'd get a "front page exclusive" every day!

 

[finneh]

a) Most people in the thread are commenting on how un-newsworthy it is and b) that is neither how, nor should it be how we decide what's newsworthy. If I obtained a picture of the Queen taking a shit people would comment on it like crazy, but it wouldn't make it remotely newsworthy.

And that is precisely the red top tabloid excuse for printing any old crap about people's private lives.

The vast majority of things posted in the newspaper wouldn't meet these thresholds of what is "newsworthy". Transfer rumours; celebritys' sexuality; Footballers' extra-marital affairs; Sex tapes etc. The fact is they are newsworthy because they are in the news and people want to read about them. The only people who can deem what is newsworthy or otherwise is the thousands of readers: if they want to see a 21 year old attractive woman half naked on page 3 you can bet that's what they'll get, likewise this story.

Is the Queen taking a shit newsworthy? Not by The Economists definition I agree, but by The Sun's (and ergo their readers)? Who knows. If the demand for this news is present, the supply will also be.

Ridiculously hindsight condemnation. How many times in life does anyone think "Hmm, this has the potential to ruin my life in some capacity"?...Especially when young, drunk and on holiday. Cheating on your partner when you have kids and a family is a far immoral act of little common sense with the potential to ruin your life in some capacity, and yet people do it all the time without a smidgen of the condemnation.

People do it because the chance of being caught does not outweigh the pleasure of what they are doing. Likewise with taking illegal substances. If I'm a cocaine dealer the profit of the enterprise outweighs the chance of ending up behind bars. If I'm a husband cheating on my wife/family with a 21 year old stripper, the sex and excitement of what I'm doing outweighs the chance of behind caught and the problems that will inevitably follow.

Likewise the girl in this story felt that the chance to win a holiday was worth the risk of acting as she did (albeit almost certainly skewed by alcohol and peer pressure). I would certainly call BS if she said that she had no idea that out of the hundreds of revelers that she would have been recorded and that the video could potentially damage her long term career/relationship prospects. I'm not saying that she specifically thought that it would go viral and she carried on regardless, but like a drunk driver does not expect to kill a pedestrian, she was reckless in her decision and the consequences are hers to bear.

 

[Sarni]

How do we even know she didn't want to be recorded? There are numerous young girls starring in professional porn and doing amateur porn - perhaps she didn't mind being recorded? I'm not saying she willingly put herself on a tape willingly but it's perfectly plausible that she knew that she was being recorded and was fine with that. It has put her in the limelight and as I've said, she could still make good money out of it.

 

[SteveJ]

I'm going to blame Caitlin Moran...mainly because I can't stand her. Personally, I prefer my feminist heroes to be both a) actual feminists, and b) heroic. Naturally, this dislike makes me (according to the Guardian) a terrible sexist who's threatened by 'strong/successful/independent/talented women'; well, we all have our crosses to bear...

 

[Scrumpet]

I would read an article about the Queen taking a shit.

 

[2 man midfield]

The Queen shits?

 

[Jippy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2687338/MAJORCA-MAYOR-ACTS-OVER-PUB-CRAWLS.html

Magaluf is introducing new legislation to curb pub crawls.