The absolute joke that this thread has turned into
Juve will walk over us, Valencia is better than Sevilla was last year when they played us, and since that's how football works, we'll lose to them by at least two goals. Finally, Young Boys will smash us at Wankfield but thanks to Martial's hat-trick against them in the first match we go to Europa League just to be beaten by Dudelange. Mourinho sacked, Poch and Zidane as caretakers until Martial is old enough to take over the club. Think I'll log out until we win three matches in a row, might make this place a bit less anxiety inducing, fecking unbearable right now.